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30 Minute Yoga HIIT (Cardio workout!) Day 41 Yoga Fix 90 | Fightmaster Yoga Videos

Whats up, it’s Lesley Fightmaster, and welcome to day forty one… For real this time. That is our Cardio classification and that i invite you to bring your fingers collectively in entrance of your heart and take a moment to set an intention to your follow rrrrrrelease that and come onto your again Draw your correct knee into your chest and extend your left leg out… Pointing the left toes as much as the ceiling. Then extend your right leg up towards the ceiling. Preserve on behing the thigh… Or down by the calf and simply stretch out that leg and then draw both knees in then preserve the left knee in and extend the right leg out pointing the correct toes up towards the ceiling. Flex that ankle. And then preserve on to your left shin or maintain behing the thigh extend the left leg up, now. Holding on behind the thigh or might be down by way of the ankle or foot drawing that leg in as so much as you’re at ease with…Keeping the proper leg best and energetic. Unlock hug both knees into the chest, hug the correct knee in once more raise your head and shoulders off the floor maintain the left leg off the ground this time attain your fingertips ahead you can alsohold on to the left leg if you happen to like reach the proper leg up towards the ceiling after which sitting the entire method up into Navasana with the knees bent. Lift your chest. Draw your shoulder blades down away out of your ears. That you can additionally straighten your legs right here in the event you like. After which carry your fingers down in entrance of the hips press down, carry some thing up in any respect. And then rollingforward come into plank, reducing all of the approach downinhaling into cobra tailbone toward heels, heartforward chest open press as much as plank exhalemake your way back in to down canine. Appear up, step or glide via and sit down. Come back onto your again, and we are going to hug the left knee in. Right leg improved after which lift thehead and shoulders up off of the floor, the correct leg UP which you can consistently maintain on to the leftleg for those who like or cradle the pinnacle in the palms. Lengthen the left leg up right leg isstill out after which we’ll come all of the method up into boat pose, Navasana, preserve the chest lifted… Draw the shoulder blades towards the waist cross the ankles, other ankle in front, press up aaaanything at all, lol after which roll ahead.Palms and knees. Round your again, chin toward chest inhale, chest forward, shoulder blades faraway from the ears. Exhale, press firmlyaway from the floor. Pull your ribs and stomach in. Inhale, deliver your chest via, liftthe chin and tailbone up. Exhale, circular the back, draw your stomach in. Inhale, stretch out the whole front ofthe physique Exhale, prolong the proper leg again and convey left knee into chest. Inhale,plank Exhale the correct knee into the chest. Inhale, to plank Exhale, left knee in. Inhale, back toplank Exhale the proper knee in. Inhale to plank Exhale the left knee. Plank pose take the knees down, and heart forward-inhale Exhale, round your again and lengthen yourleft leg again convey your right knee into chest, plank,left knee into chest… Plank pose. Right knee in, back to plank Draw the left knee in and plank pose right knee, back to plank, left knee in and plank. Curb halfway Inhale, Up dog or Cobra. Exhale to Down canine come again to plank. Exhale, circular your back Inhale, common plank. Exhale, circular likethe Cat pose Inhale plank, exhale round. Just hold going from side to side Inhale, typical plank. Exhale, roundPress away from the ground Inhale plank, exhale pull the stomach in. Shrink Chaturanga. Inhaling up… And exhaling back. Look to the fingers, stepping or hopping thefeet inhale to lengthen up. Exhale, fold allthe manner in Inhale, press down to reach all theway up and exhale the palms to heart. Inhale, sweep your arms up. Look up. Exhale, hinge from the hips to fold. Hips over the heels. Inhale, come midway up, prolong. Exhale, step or waft again. Chaturanga Inhale, urgent up. Exhale, come to Down dog press back. Proper legup, inhale… Exhale, step it up. Back foot flat, line up heel to arch – Warrior II Inhale the palms out, be certain yourright knee is over the ankle Drop the left arm, Reverse. High-quality part stretch…Exhale here. Inhale, straighten the front leg – reverse triangle pose, exhale. Inhale to come up. Shift the hips backlean ahead, proper hand down, left arm up Trikonasana Sweep your left armaround in a enormous circle then again, circle the arm.Attain it overhead in a big circle And another time, attain ahead and the entire way round. Reach up and are available on up Warrior II. Bend the front knee, after which windmill your palms down. Vinyasa. That you could at all times skip the vinyasa in case you like and go proper to Down dog… To avoid wasting somewhat vigour Left leg up-inhale, then exhale bringit by way of line up heel to arch. Warrior II. Knee over the ankle… Staring at off of your fingertips. Drop yourleft hip toward the mat… And then drop the right arm, Reverse. Bend into the left knee, keep it right in linewith the 2nd toe straighten the leg, Reverse Triangle bigger stretch by means of the part. Inhale to come back up. Shift the hips back, lean ahead, get some size first. Take your left hand down, wherever it reaches. And raise your proper arm up. And then, proper arm ahead swing it round for a huge circle Inhale, reach ahead. Exhale, circle. Inhale, prolong the arm. Exhale, circle it around Inhale, attain it ahead. Exhale, for a circle. Reach up with the proper arm… Come on up. Bend your left knee into Warrior II and then exhale, swing the arms down, Chaturanga.Inhale, pressing to Up canine. And exhale again into Down dog. Stretch again, take just a few breaths… Take a smash if you want to. Appear up, step or hop your toes. Inhale to prolong, and exhale to fold. Pressing down, rise up as you inhale. And exhale, palms to the center okay, so we will make it a bit of more challenging. Feet collectively, come up onto the balls of the ft, bend the knees, drop the hips… Chair pose to your toes. Carry your handsdown the middle, take the knees up as… Excessive as that you would be able to towards the armpits. Press far from the ground rounding theback like a cat pose raise the feet into Bakasana. Take thefeet backpedal, keep the heels off the floor Utkatasana – chair. Weight in the balls of the toes. And then come ahead, once more – Bakasana. Take the knees up as so much as you cansqueeze the legs towards every different as you press far from the ground roundin upper back somewhat bit as you do stay on the balls of the ft, bend the knees again, chair pose. Hold lifting those heels up, and then… Again, last one, Bakasana. Take the knees up towards the armpits, lookforward don’t love down that’s very fundamental. Feet together if you could, startto raise your ft up toward your bum. And pressing away from the ground here, proceed to breath. Now, step back or go with the flow back into Chaturanga. Inhaling to Up dog… And exhaling again into Down dog. Proper leg up-inhale. Exhale, step it through, stay on the ball of the back foot, and change legs. So, we’re going to hop swap, otherwise you might step switch. So, either step switch or hop switch. Left in front, hop change, correct in front. Left in entrance, proper in entrance, left in front…Correct in entrance. Make sure your knee stays over the ankle the whole time. Reach up, exhale, Chaturanga. Inhale… Urgent up. Exhale, a different Chaturanga raise back and as much as Down dog. Left lifts up, Exhale, step it by way of stay on the ball of the again foot, hop switch. Make sure that knee stays overthe ankle. If it doesn’t do the step swap. Hop change left in front correct in front left infront proper in entrance, attempt to keep gentle. Inhale,come on up into… Crescent. Knee over the ankle. Exhale, Chaturanga. Shoulders no cut back than elbows. Inhale, up to plank pose. Additional Chaturanga, lift the hips into Downward canine, you don’t have to take the extra Chaturanga. Come to plank, roll to the pinky toeside to the correct foot. Lift your left arm overhead. That you would be able to take your backside knee down for some more support try to stack your hips proper on prime ofeach different reach the tailbone towards the heels.After which left hand to the side, left hand back onto the floor, press down, Chaturanga. And them roll onto the pinky toe aspect of the left facet, reach up through the correct arm. Again, stack the hips. Reach the right arm consistent with the proper ear, stretching forward… Spin your left inner elbow reasonably up towards the front of the mat. Attaining tailbone to heels, lifting the stomach….Proper hand to the side, correct hand to the mat, Chaturanga. Inhale to Up dog. And Exhale back into Down dog. So, let’s keep right here in Down dog for a couple of breaths, or take your knees all the way down to rest in case you like. Step your right foot up, and walk to the left so that your feet are parallel. Inhale, extend, Exhale, Fold. Press by means of to Prasarita A. Toes in just a little bit. Squeeze your outer hips, squeeze your inner thighs toward every different… Elbows correct above wrists, if your elbows are bending. Fingers to hips, Inhale, maintain the palms on the hips, exhale again, folding forward… Drawing your elbows toward each different. Widening again throughout the collarbones. Inhale to come up. Bring your arms on both aspect of your correct knee… Into a lunge. Exhale, straighten the right leg into half splits. Inhale, bend your knee over your ankle. Exhale, step back, Chaturanga. Inhaling to Up dog… Exhaling again into Down dog. Left leg go with the flow up, inhale… Exhale, step it between the fingers taking the ft to parallel. Reach to your massive toes or some location for your leg… Inhale, extend. Exhale to fold. Hips over the heels. If the weight is in the heels, shift it forward. Hold the legs firming the entire manner up into the hip sockets. Then release the hands, clasp them behind you into Prasarita Padottanasana C Your head does not must be on the floor… But whether it is, that is excellent, too. After which coming up, walk to the entrance of the mat, left knee over the ankle for low lunge. Sink the hips ahead. Exhale, straighten the left leg and fold over it for half of split. After which rebend it. Tuck the toes, plank, and Chaturanga. Inhaling up……. And exhaling back.Now don’t forget, push pause, take a spoil, anytime. Seem up, step or hop the ft. Inhale, prolong. Exhale, fold. And then bend the knees once more. Utkatasana. Weight into the heels. And exhale the palms to the center. Bend the knees, once more, Utkatasana – chair. Achieving up, exhale, to fold. We will step it up once more. Inhale, prolong. Exhale to Chaturanga. Inhale press by means of your fingers and feet. And exhale again.Correct leg up, inhale. Step it up, keep on the ball of the back foot for crescent. Pull the right hip again, hook your thumbs, lean again… And then, move via Chaturanga. Inhaling, up. Exhaling back to plank, Chaturanga once more, Down canine Left leg floats up, Exhale, step it by way of. Inhale, come up, hook the other thumb in front, attain up, lean again–just a child backbend. Exhale the arms down, Chaturanga. Inhaling up… Exhale plank, Chaturanga a 2nd time, and roll to the picky toe aspect of the right foot. Carry the left arm up… Maybe elevate the left leg up. Shoulders in line. Spin your correct inner elbow ahead. Come back to plank. Chaturanga. Inhaling up… Exhale, Chaturanga once more, carry up to the left part. Roll to the pinky toe aspect of the left foot. Probably lifting up the right leg… And your proper arm. That you could normally take the backside knee down. Support yourself if you want additional. Come to plank. Chaturanga. Inhaling to Up canine. Chaturanga, once more. Elevate the hips. Downward canine. Correct leg up, inhale. Exhale, step it by way of. Stay on the ball of the again foot. Come on up, Crescent pose. Pull your proper hip again. Bend your again knee. Deliver your hands simply behind your right knee. Tuck your again toes lift the knee simply off the ground. And again. Hold the hips low. Drop the knee down, carry it up. And off the floor, hips low. Probably, reach your arms up, hips low, lift the knee up.Hips low, lift the knee up. If it hurts the knee, do not do it. Step again, once more. Chaturanga. Inhaling…Up dog Exhale, additional Chaturanga, Down canine. Left leg floats up, inhale, step it by way of, stay on the ball of the back foot. Rise up. Set it down. Interlace the fingers simply above the left knee. Exhale life the right knee. Inhale, cut down it. Exhale, carry. Keep the hips low. Inhale, cut back. Exhale, elevate. Might be add the fingers. Exhale, carry. Inhale to cut down, and exhale, raise the leg. Inhale cut down, elevate it, exhale, maintain it off the floor. Plank. Chaturanga. Inhaling press by means of your hands and feet. Exhale, extra Chaturanga. Carry the hips, and roll to the pinky toe part of the proper foot. Probably this time, you’ll be able to take the left leg up, conserving the toe. Or just raise it up any quantity. Or take tree pose with that left leg. Liberate it down. And, back to plank. Chaturanga. Inhaling to Up canine. And plank. Chaturanga. And we will roll to the left aspect. Reach the arm… For the toe… Or now not. Lifting the right leg up. Or, now not. Keep lifting the hips up. And pressing far from the floor, come back to plank. And Chaturanga. Inhaling… Up dog. Plank pose. An additional Chaturanga. Carry the hips to Downward facing dog.Shew! Proper leg up, inhale…And exhale– Oh, good Pigeon Pose! Inhale, extend. So, if Pigeon does not be just right for you come onto your back, take Thread the Needle… Right ankle above the left knee. If Pigeon works pleasant, and would not give you any suffering within the knee. Then exhale, fold forward– Or, that you can stay up. But recall, there’s no stretching the knee. We do not stretch the knee. We simply…Need the knee…To suppose….Like nothing. We don’t want any agony there. Reach the again toes. Maintain the back leg lively. Urgent all of the toenails onto the floor Come on up. Reach for the back foot. Might be, you can attain it.Probably, you will not.But when that you would be able to reach it, convey it ahead. Or that you could simply maintain it again.We’re stretching out the front of the thigh and the hip flexor. Free up it, come via. Chaturanga. Inhale, Upward dog, and exhale to Down canine. Left leg floats up on the inhale. Carry it via for Pigeon pose. If that is no longer working to your knee, come onto your back, take your left ankle above your correct knee as an alternative. Then coming into Pigeon, lengthen, stretch by way of the back leg… And exhale, that you may stay up or stroll yourself forward. And, breathe right here. Fine lengthy breaths. *breathing* Making your means up… And attain back for your correct foot, or now not. That you would be able to hold it back there, or might be… Don’t reach back for it. Just stay up in Pigeon. If you have the foot, and you want to take it deeper…. Take your heel toward your hip. Rectangular up your hips and shoulders towards the front of the mat.Unencumber it again by way of Chaturanga. Inhaling Up…. Exhaling back. Seem up, either step or float through to sit down. And Lie down. Toes hips width aside, outer edges of the toes parallel, heels under knees. Press on up into Bridge. So, that you may roll the shoulders beneath, that you could point the fingertips up towards the ceiling or… Interlace your fingers in the back of your back. Cut down go into reverse. And 2d one. Both an additional bridge, or hands beside the ears… And then urgent up. Urdhva Dhanurasana. Be certain your elbows keep parallel And, be certain the outer edges of your toes keep parallel. And, you are spiraling your thighs in toward every different–like you are maintaining a block between your legs. Come on down, and take the soles of your ft together, knees aside. Supta Baddha Konasana. One more time. Palms with the aid of the ears, do not come the entire method up, come to the crown of the top… Line up your wrists and shoulders, and then stretch up. Stretch out the whole entrance of the physique and then, chin into chest, roll it up, and come on down. Hug your knees in Rock a bit of right here facet to aspect. Back and forth after which, start to roll yourself, raise the toes over the top into Plow pose. If this hurts your neck at all, then you will preserve your hips on the floor and your legs up. If shoulder stand would not bother your neck, then that you could take your legs up. Regrettably, it bothers my neck. I just like the pose, but it would not think so just right on my neck. We will roll back off on to our hips, or…That you would be able to stay in shoulder stand. Your option. Rolling onto the hips because of my neck. I was rear-ended over the summer; and, considering the fact that then, it just hasn’t been the identical. Lifting up through the legs, hold the stomach lifted. First-class, regular, breathing. In case you do come to a decision to take a shoulder stand, make sure to observe first, after which go into it… On the grounds that as soon as you are in it you don’t want to turn your head side to aspect. So, Halasana, for those who came down out of your shoulder stand, then you are coming down from Halasana Rolling your self out very slowly and then, hands proper subsequent to or slightly beneath the hips for Matsyasana. Press the chest up, and attain the crown of the top again you may or would possibly not touch your head to the floor. Breathe into the chest and then, hug your knees and roll your self up.Lengthen the legs out attain up inhale, exhale hinging from the hips to return forward. Inhale, extend the spine, and exhale to prolong. Pull the toes again, firming the legs. Now, inhale the top up, exhale to liberate, lie down. And then, together with your feet as huge as the mat, drop your kneesover to the left… Seem over the proper shoulder, that you could also opt for up the left foot, and rest it on the correct knee. And then again to center. Preserve those legs broad, take the knees off to the right, looking left. Maybe opt for up your proper foot and put it on your left knee. And again to center And make your means into Savasana. I’ll quilt up slightly bit. Put that over my eyes. It began to get just a little sunny. Let your toes simply flop open, fingers by using your facets, with the arms up And, when you get into Savasana just enable your self to sink in. Calm down. And simply enjoy. (Savasana) (Savasana) (more Savasana) i’ve a quote from Harriet Beecher Stowe. When you get into a decent place and the whole lot goes towards you until it appears you are not able to keep on for a minute longer, not ever quit then, for that’s simply the situation and time when the tide will turn. (even more Savasana) Make some movements for your fingers and your toes. Start to stretch out your hands overhead, just a lengthy stretch. And then, bend the knees, ft onto the floor, roll your self off to your right. Pausing for gratitude for all of our benefits, each visible and unseen. Slowly make your means up to seated. Deliver your palms together, fingers contact. Fingers to the brow to remind us to have clear and loving ideas. Fingers to the heart center to remind us to have clear and loving intentions.And our palms to the mouth to remind us to have clear and loving communique. Thanks a lot in your follow. We are going to ship this wonderful vigour out to all beings in every single place. Namaste Please push the like button should you liked the category at present. Subscribe and share. Thank you so much in your feedback. I really like them Please go to Fightmasteryoga.Com. If you could manage to pay for a donation of any quantity it helps us to keep our work going. 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Boxing with Evander Holyfield & Joel McHale | Kevin Hart: What The Fit Ep 8 | Laugh Out Loud Network

( upbeat music playing ) – Hey. – Well, well, well. My guy. How are you, sir? Nice car, my friend. Thanks. Put your seatbelt on, Joel. – What? – Put your seatbelt on. I always put my seatbelt on. I’m making sure you put your seatbelt on. And I usually wear a helmet, but… In the car? You wear a helmet? Yes, you can never be too safe. First of all, for everybody watching, this is Joel McHale. – Hi. – The funny Joel McHale. Thank you. I’ve had three shows cancelled in the last two years, guys. Joel, that doesn’t mean that you’re not funny. It means that the people just don’t get it. That’s right. That’s the problem. See that? That’s it right there. I try and move every day, and you should, too. Today, we’re gonna go work out. Yeah, what are we doing? We’re gonna box today. – Uh… – We are boxing today. You know, I don’t– I’ve never boxed before. Actually, then that makes it that much better. It’d be dope if we fought, if we, like, did a little sparring match, me and you.

How about we play golf? What are you talking about? No. I’m about to take Joel McHale and make Joel McHale an action star today. So what if I told you that I had one of the best people coming with us? The best person to help us out? – I said one of the best. – One of the best. One of the best. He flew in just for us. This guy is gonna teach us to box, right? He’s gonna give us some pointers. He’s gonna put us through some drills so we can have a good workout. Like, so, Clubber Lang? I don’t– okay. Um, Ivan Drago? He’s one of the best. He was built by the Soviet Union.

All right, yeah, you’re not even naming real people at this point. Those robots they used in that Hugh Jackman movie? All right. Do you wanna come in with me? Uh, I’ll stay here. – You sure? – Yep. Yep, yep, yep. – I’m gonna get him myself– – All right, fine. I’m gonna go in there and– – Don’t be stupid, man. – I’m gonna get a neck pillow. – No, stay in, stay in. – No, it’s fine.

Oh, wait, does he have checked luggage? That’s why I told you to stay in the car, Joel. If you’re gonna be an ass, I would’ve told you to stay in the car. Anybody wants a picture of Kevin Hart, you just step right on up. He’s very excited. Yeah. You get right in there, guys. Don’t even make a line. Just start taking photos. I’m picking up my friend. Just give me a second, guys.

– Don’t listen to him. – Don’t even make a line. Kevin Hart, right here. Guys, get in there. Just come on. Just surround Kevin Hart. – Yeah, look at that. – Thank you, guys. – I really appreciate it. – Looks like a family reunion. – Thank you, man. – Come on over. Take a photo. I’m just picking up my friend. You cannot be taller than him though, all right? – You wanna hold the baby? – No, I don’t wanna– There it is, yeah.

Great. That’s something she’ll remember for a long time. Yeah, that’s great. Thank you for a great pic. – ( cries ) – Thank you, guys. – Great. That’s great. – Thank you so much. Yeah, yeah. Of course, of course. – What’s your name? – No. Joel. Just step up and you take a photo. Oh, here we go. Evander Holyfield, everybody! – How are you, sir? – I’m good. How are you, man? Joel McHale, Evander. He’s gonna be with us today, all right? – Okay. – Get the bag. Come on, champ. Bye-bye, guys. Bye-bye. – How was the flight, man? – Everything’s good. That’s good. The least you could do is get the door. Yo, let me get the door for you. Yes. – Joel! Joel! – What? We got a ( bleep ) ticket, man! You got a ticket? I told you to stay in the car. It’s not my fault. There’s a lot of kids around here. They don’t like cursing. You’re paying this, man. I’m so sorry that Kevin Hart cursed around you, guys.

Kevin: Tickets piss me off, Joel. $58 in a loading zone. If you had stayed in the car, I wouldn’t have a ticket. Yeah! Champ, I am ready. I want you to show me what you can do yourself. Without you helping me. Okay. – Then I add on to it. – Uh, all right. I’m not a big boxer so, uh… What’s this called? A disclaimer. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You got– you got snot all over your nose. In boxing, there’s snot! I’m not– I’m not touching his hands. Okay. You can already tell, coach, – like, I’m that guy. – Oh, okay.

You know what I’m saying? I’ve always been that guy. You look like you’re avoiding, like, a bee or a fly. – What is that? – Well, you know… You see what I’m saying, coach? You’re in, like– that’s the sequel – to the thriller video. – You see what I’m saying? How do you get away from punches? I don’t need to. Boom, catch it. Pull you forward. Bang. Everybody, rope and… your timing is almost like– when I fight, I got a rhythm. It ain’t how high you get. It’s in little bitty steps. There you go. Okay. Champ, did your mom used to whip your ass with one of these? Mines did. Ah, no! No more! I ain’t gonna get no more F’s! ( crying ) Flashbacks. Evander, can we do something else, please? These ropes ain’t good for my psyche.

What we’re gonna do, we’re gonna hit the bag. Get your balance right where you can– how much power you can get by just having your feet – in the proper place. – Got it. Can you guys lower this for Kevin? – No, that’s fine. – This has to be lowered. That’s the thing. It ain’t the– it ain’t the size of the dog. It’s the bite. – You know what I mean? – No, not really. Better not say– better not say “bite”. – Yeah. – Yeah. – Yeah. – He’s gonna kill you. He’s not gonna kill me. It’s just trash-talking. Let me show you how to hit it one time. Let me hold it while you give it a couple, huh? Okay. Hold on, now. That’s all you got? Shit. Shit. Okay. Stop it, Dad! Just love me, Dad! Why didn’t you love me, Dad? Why didn’t you love me? You don’t like me because I do comedy, Dad? ( blubbering ) Thank you for my inner monologue. It got me through a lot of stuff, Kevin. Kevin, wait, wait, wait. Let’s try something. Let’s try something. Go ahead. Go ahead. Boxing is not a game.

What did you just say? Who are you talking to? Who are you talking to? It’s me, Kevin, a bag with no arms or legs. You talking to me? Kevin, don’t you recognize me? We did a buddy cop movie two years ago. – That’s your ass, man. – Loser. You decided to talk anyway. Rocky! Adrian! You say something else, bitch? – A little bit more work. – Back punch. You are so lucky Chris Tucker retired. What else we got to do, champ? Now y’all got to get into the ring. – And spar? – Yeah, spar.

You’re damn right we do, because I’m feeling it. Hi, I’m Joel McHale. I’m gonna kick Kevin Hart’s ass in the ring today. – Everybody knows it. – Let me tell you something, Joel. – Yes. – You got hands, and then after that, you got fists. But if you brought mines up, I suggest you find your own way to school, because where I’m going, there ain’t gonna be no books. It’s only gonna be mats and sneakers. Shit. I’d like to just declare that we just witnessed the world’s record for the longest analogy in the history of the Earth, everyone. Amazing. Kevin Hart just pulled it off right here. I can’t imagine when that will ever be broken.

I don’t know if anybody here has edu.net, but that’s where Joel’s next movie is premiering. It’s an educational film on how to watch Kevin Hart movies without falling asleep and hitting your head on the seat in front of you. All right! That’s enough of this shit! Enough of it! Let’s just fight! Evander, can we just get to the fight? God damn it! – If I could just say a few more things. – No, Joel! Did we really need a “Ride Along 2,” everyone? I will finally stop this man…

– Jesus Christ. – …from making “Ride Along 3.” – Enough, Joel. – “Think Like A Man, Too.” – Did you want that? No. – Okay. You know who did? One person, Kevin Hart. And he got it. And we suffered as a country. I will put that right in the ring right now! Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls around the world, welcome to “It’s No Laughing Matter!” And in this corner, standing six-foot four inches tall, two hundred and fifteen pounds… Yeah. Joel “Banana Hammock” McHale! All right. – Hi. – How you doing? – Joel. – Joel. And in this corner, weighing one hundred and forty pounds, standing allegedly five-foot four inches tall… I had my hood down. I couldn’t see. Kevin “The Hitman” Hart! Put the ring down, girl. You see I got to get in there? Do the thing.

I don’t know why you acting like you ain’t seen me – walking up in here. – Come on in. Shit. Get off me, Joel. Get off of me. It’s my intro. Oh! Reveal. Reveal. Bow, dougie, pop, pop, pop. Hey, hey, hey, hey. – I’m ready. – In this corner, Gary Coleman making a comeback from the dead. This is ridiculous. I don’t support the objectification of women in boxing. Aw, yeah. ♪ Go, here we go ♪ ♪ Go, here we go ♪ I don’t need headgear. Gentlemen, center of the ring. Wait, now I look like an idiot in my headgear. No, you don’t. You look great. Come on, man. Evander, who looks cooler, with or without the headgear? – You look great, both. – Both look great. All right. What was that? Showtime! Let’s rumble. Go! Wait. Ref, before we start, please, don’t hit me on this side of my face. Well, don’t hit me in the face at all. That’s why I’m wearing this. I just bleached all my teeth, so I don’t– All of them? Yeah.

I bleached– even the back ones. Because you can’t tell if you don’t. – It looks good. No, no. – So don’t hit my– Anywhere near here. All right, I’m not gonna ( bleep ) with your teeth. Are you ready? Come on. Box! Wait, last thing. I swear to God. I dislocated this shoulder when I was seven. – I will stay away– – Stay away from this. I got to shoot a movie in a month. – Okay. – So don’t ( bleep ) me up. Uh, I just waxed all my genital area. So I’m a little sensitive right here. – Okay. – So just avoid– Stay away from there. Because I have a lot of ingrown hairs and stuff. Let’s have a good ( bleep ) fight. I won’t hit you here. Don’t hit me there. Let’s go. Go, Hitman. All right, give him what he wanted. ♪ Now or never ♪ What are you guys doing? How long are the rounds? Yeah, how long are these? Is that the first round or no? – Slipped, slipped. – Come on, man. Break, break! Ah. No, Mom! No, Mom.

No, Mom! Call the time, Evander! Nah. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. – Go down, man. – Ow, ow, ow. Why don’t you fight like real men? Just go down. Now, stop! Go down! – Go down, man! – Okay, okay, okay. Ref: One! Back into your corner. Two, three, four, five. Wait, he up? – What the ( bleep )? – Leave your gloves on. I’m just taking a quick break. Oh, God. ( “Waltz Of The Snowflakes” playing ) – Hey, come on! – Water? That’s cheating. Ow, ow! – Come on. – Ow, ow, ow. That’s it! That’s it, Joel! God damn it’s cold! ( music continues ) Ref: Disqualified! Everyone’s disqualified. – Water disqualification? – Evander: It’s over. Y’all guys are disqualified. – Touch gloves. – That’s great. – Good shit, man. – You did great.

Your skin looks amazing when it’s wet. Thank you, ref. You called a good fight. – Whew! – You can have this. Evander, thank you for everything. If you want, I can treat you to Cinnabon. – Oh! – You want a Cinnabon? – Do you like Cinnabon? – You like Cinnabon? – Nah. – Come on. If you wanna watch more of me, Kevin Hart, click the videos. And why not subscribe to my comedy channel, Laugh Out Loud? Click the logo. It’s free. Get clicking. .

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This 4-Minute Workout Is All You Need To Get Fit

According to science, if you work out really hard for just a short period of time, that’s just as good as kinda working out for a long period of time. If you’ve got five minutes here are five full-body exercises that we’re going to do on the street. Let’s try it out. Do you have any New Year’s resolutions? – I definitely want to work out. – Eat healthier, work out more. – Eat healthy? Work out more? – Party harder. – Party harder? All right. Four minutes on the clock.

Are you ready? – Yeah! – Yeah! Three, two, one. OK, we’re going to start with ten push-ups. Super easy, make two little V’s, and go all the way down, come back up, count them off. One! Two! – Three. – Four! Remember if you don’t have great upper body strength, you can do push-ups from your knees. That’s cool too. It just lowers the weight. Nine and ten. OK, now we’re going to keep that heart rate up. You’re going to finish out that first minute with jumping jacks. Keep that heart rate up, keep that body moving. – How do you feel right now? – Exhausted. – Tired already. – I failed my P.E. test. – I’m usually the type of guy to go for half-hour jogs with my wife. Now, I read about high-intensity interval training and I figured I’d make a video about it.

OK. Nope, fifteen more seconds of jumping jacks. Did you come dressed appropriately to work out? – You know, my ripped jeans are faring pretty well, actually. – You feel that? You feel the energy? You guys feeling it? – Yes. One minute down. Let’s do this! Up next, spider lunges. The way these work is you’re going to start in a plank position, then just like a spider, put one leg up, then jump back, then you gotta switch. Left leg! Right leg! All right? We’re going to do ten of those.

One, two… I’m a spider. Yeah, that’s it. Get those legs all the way up. Five, six. This works out your shoulders ’cause you gotta keep your arms steady, and it works out your whole lower body. – Oh my God. – Nine, ten. OK. Guess what? More jumping jacks. – OK. – Keep that heart rate up. Fitness, fitness, fitness. Wait, that’s Jingle Bell Rock. So whenever you’re not moving, whenever you’re not counting to ten, you’re going to round it out with some jumping jacks. – I’m regretting this.

– You got some sweat stains right there. – Do I? Oh, I was my shirt. – You ladies are working hard. I’m the instructor, though, so I get to sit down. These people were on the way to see a movie. Now they’re working out on the street. And, two minutes! Two minutes is up. Now it’s time for the third exercise. Next is ten jumping lunges. You’re going to do a standard lunge, dipping your knee down.

Don’t let your knee go in front of your toe, and then, boom! jump up, switch legs. Ten of those. Ready? One! Two! Three, four. Keep up now, five. – Oh, geez. – Eight, nine, ten. OK. And jumping jacks. – OK. – We got thirty more seconds. OK. You’ve only been working out for two minutes! Two minutes! Can you believe that? I’ve stayed on the toilet for longer than two minutes. – Once you start doing push-ups, I was like, “Oh no, I don’t think I can do this ” but then, I got into it and now I’m on a body high, I guess. – Oh my God. – Well, do you think you would do this at home? – Yeah, definitely. This is a lot of fun. It was quick, short, but really high intensity. It gave you what you needed, a good boost. – Three minutes up! Time to move on to the last exercise. All right, you start up, you go down, then you walk your hands out all the way to a plank position, then walk yourself back up. One! All right, that’s just one. OK. Ten more. Getting a little tired. Use your arms, your legs, your core muscles.

Dig deep, dig deep. Four minutes is almost up. Seven. Three more. You guys are slowing down on me. You got this. How do you feel? – Exhausted. – Clearly out of shape. – It could be worse. – I feel healthier already. Time to start doing this more. – You don’t have to go to the gym to do this, you can do this literally on the street. You got this…and ten! Street Workout! (all cheering) That took four minutes. Now for a twenty-minute workout, you do that five more times. Nothing should hold you back. If you want to be healthy, you can do it.

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