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Moving with Pete Davidson and Kevin Hart

– ( coughing ) – Kevin: Is this full-fledged attack? – Oh, ( bleep ) – ( heart monitor beeping ) Oh, God. Oh, Jesus, not like this, Pete. – ( Pete grunts ) – Oh, my God. ( coughing ) – ( music playing ) – Kevin: Ah, yeah. Ah, yeah. Little man in a big truck. That’s what I am. Very excited about today’s episode of “What the Fit.” Why? Well, because I’m moving, people. So all this stuff needs to go. All the couches are going, the rug, the TVs are going. I’m gonna need to pack all this stuff in boxes right here. Kevin: Whoa! I’m gonna move a family out of their home and into a new home. Obviously, I need a partner. It’s gonna be Pete Davidson. My comedy brother, he definitely looks like a hitchhiker right now. Not the best that I’ve seen him. Hey, Pete! ( laughs ) Hey, Pete. ( chuckles ) What’s up, man? How you doing, man? – I’m great, man. – Kevin: Are you good, are you good? Pete, this is gonna be great.

Pete: I’m so excited. Kevin: Well, Pete, I’m even more excited. – What do we got going on, man? – Well… Pete, here on “What the Fit,” we put ourselves in situations that people wouldn’t expect us to be in. and we find physical fit-like activities – within everyday life. – Cool. Movers basically, are exercising on a daily basis. That sounds great. Me and you are gonna help a family move. Here’s the thing, Pete, they have no idea that we’re coming to help them move. Are you telling me that we’re surprising this family? And we’re going to dig into this family’s personal life. Sick. Pete: Oh, yeah. Kevin: Oh, I forgot to give you your shirt. – because I’m moving company, – Okay, cool. so, yeah, you’re gonna have to put on that shirt. Let me put it on. I might have to unbuckle the seatbelt. I want us to look like a unit when we go up here. – Like a real company. You know what I mean? – That’s tight.

We don’t want to look like two crazy people– This is what a moving truck company usually is though. – It’s like one shredded guy… – That’s a good t-shirt. and then a really dumb partner. When we get in here, don’t have me moving – all these boxes by myself. – Oh, no, I’ll pick up stuff. – Yeah, you’re gonna help me. – I’ma help. If there’s a couch and I say we’re gonna get the couch, Pete, we gotta get the couch. I gotta be honest with you, man. I’m not picking up that couch, okay? ( laughter ) Kevin: I really did a good job driving. That’s the last car I would ever think of you to get out of. – Can you get by, that’s– – “The Rock ‘n’ Roll Movers.” ( chuckles ) ( knocking ) – Someone’s at the door. – How– hold on. How do I look? – Just look natural, look natural. – Yeah, what’s up, man? Pete: Yeah, what up? Holy shit! – Pete: Oh, cool. – Oh! How are you? – Kevin: How are you? Hello. – Pete: What up? – What’s your name? Cheryl, how are you, Cheryl? – Cheryl.

– Hi, I’m Schuyler. – Schuyler, this is my friend Pete right here. – Hello, Cheryl. – Oh, my God, you’re engaged to Ariana Grande. – Yes, I am. – Congratulations! – I’m Mr. Grande. – Oh, my gosh! It’s me, the new Kevin Federline. How are you? – Awesome. – We are helping you guys move. – All right, yay. – We are embracing this. We are here as helping hands.

– This a very nice home. – Oh, thank you. – I see a lot of memories were had here. – Yes. – Yeah. – 20 years almost. – You have a dad, that’s cool. – Yeah. – Congratulations. – Thank you. – What’s that like? – ( laughter ) You really want us to answer that? I don’t think I should be the one packing this up because… – Kevin: You’ll start crying. – …yeah, I’ll just start crying. – I’ll call my mom. – Cheryl: Oh, here’s the rest of the family! Pete: Oh, wow! Kevin: Oh, wow. – Evie, Shane, Allen. – Hi. – Hello. – Hi, nice to meet you. Kevin: All right, so go on, man. So break it down to us. All right, break it down. So, we’re gonna start packing some boxes and what we’re gonna do is wrap these picture frames. – We’re gonna wrap. All right, so Pete, – Pete: Okay. we’re gonna help this family get out of here. – You got it. – Guys, don’t worry, you’ll be in your new house in no time because the Rock ‘n’ Roll Movers are on the job. – ( air guitar sounds ) – Rock ‘n’ Roll movers! – Kevin: Rock ‘n’ Roll movers. – You guys have a dog in here? – Yeah. – I’m super allergic.

If you guys have a dog, what kind of dog? – Uh… – One’s a labradoodle. Kevin: What’s the consequences of it? – Throat closes. – ( laughs ) Asthma attack. I swear. – We’ll get you some Benadryl. – ( hoarse voice ) Did we get the shot? ( hoarse voice ) Hey, guys. All right, well, me and Pete are gonna do the picture frames. – Okay. – I feel like I’m gonna hand them to you. Hey, uh, Rock ‘n’ Roll! Do you do ’em one-by-one or can I group ’em? – Oh, you should never group ’em. – Are you sure? This isn’t the way you pack memories? – That’s not how you pack it at all. – You sure? You grab one picture, and you’re gonna put it here…

– Cool. – …right in the center of the bubble wrap. – Pete: Uh-huh. – You’re gonna do one fold there. – That’s sick. – Another fold there. – Tight. – Another fold there. Pete: You do that one-by-one? We just do it like that while they watch, right? – Yeah. – But when they turn their heads then we get– we can do it the other way. Usually, uh, no. We gotta do it the right way. We’ll do it. I’ma show you how we’re gonna do it. – Give me four to five pictures. – Okay. ( chuckles ) Give me four to five of these pictures. – Cool, I think so, too. – Yeah, this is gonna be great. – Pete: We absolutely– – Kevin: Yeah, we do it his way – we ain’t never getting out of here. – We’ll never get out of here. Uh, this family seems cool and all, but– Yeah, they cool, but we’re not.

So, watch this, when you wrap these up properly. – Cheryl: Yeah, they don’t– They don’t move. – Pete: They don’t move. You see what I’m saying. So, he was saying do it one-by-one, which is not good. I wish this was a joke, but if someone could have an asthma pump – brought to set. – Just in case, guys. Just in case Pete dies. – We got more bubble wrap? – We do got more bubble wrap. ‘Cause me and Pete are flying through these frames. That’s all dog hair. That’s all dog hair. I’ma have a full asthma attack. – ( bleep ) – Kevin: Mom, get out the way. – Mover: On three. – One– one, two, three. – Oh, yeah. – Mover: There we go. – That’s a deep– uh-huh. – There we go, uh-huh. That’s a deep lift right there. – Yeah. Drop down. – Okay. – Whoo! – I’m starting to get a little tight in my throat. – Whoo! – Woman: Whoo! – Hey, uh, guys. – Woman: Yeah? Let’s make sure that we have Pete’s death medicine. – ( coughs ) – He keeps touching his throat. If this is how I die, I’ll be so mad. I die doing Kevin Hart’s “What the Fit.” He’s really shutting down over here, guys.

Sounds like an Onion article. So what I’m gonna do right now is I’m gonna tape a blanket – so it stays in place. – If they weren’t in here would we do this or we just throw it in the truck? – Just throw that shit in there. – I’m gonna be honest with you– Like do you ever just throw shit in the truck? – I do not. – You’re a really noble guy.

You should ( bleep ) my mom. ( laughs ) She needs it so she can get off my back. ( imitating mom ) “Pete, what are you doing?” “Living my life!” Sorry. Pete: All right, man. There you go. – Oh, all right! All right. – There you go. That’s the thing about Rock ‘n’ Roll, baby, you gotta know how to rock and roll. Right? All right, this is ready. – Let’s get this one out. – Well, it’s not fully ready yet. – No, this is 100% ready. – It’s not the real Rock ‘n’ Roll way. Shrink wrap all the way up to here. – Yeah. – Then you’re going to stretch it. – Yeah. – And then wrap the corner. Hey, man, how important is this couch? – Ah! Shit! – We might as well get them a new couch. This is so much. Like, I’ll just get you guys a new couch. – Yeah. – All right, this is ready. – It is not ready. – So, Pete should take this outside now. – And by the way, you don’t do nothing. – Ah, man. – ( laughs ) – Kevin: You’re sitting here just watching.

Okay, oh, God, Pete. Oh, no, Pete! Pete, you can’t take a smoke break, Pete! I’m sorry, guys. Pete, no. Pete, this isn’t our house, Pete. ( bleep ) Yeah! Come on, you know you’re gonna make the crew do that shit. – Get in here! – Pete, we got shit to do, Pete. – Pete: Yeah! – And judging by those leaves on there, they don’t use that trampoline much.

So you need to get the hell off it. – Doesn’t look that safe, Pete. – All right! Hey, look, it’s grandma’s… ( meows ) – Kevin: Oh, God. – I’m sorry. I’m sorry y’all had to hear that. ( laughing ) Oh, God! Okay. All right, this is going outside. Brother, this is ready to go on the truck. I got you, Kevin. Yeah, there you go. Let’s do it. – Ready? Where do you want me to go? – Pete: I’m gonna open the door. – Where do you want me to go? I got it. – I want you to do is – to grab the wrap– – I got it. I got it. You got it in the back? I got it in the front. Biggest thing with the movers is communicating, baby, so don’t let me hold it by myself. – I got you, Kevin. I’m right behind you. – I’m losing grip, baby.

– Baby, I’m losing grip, you got it? – I got it. You got it, Pete? Is he in the back? – I’m right here in the back. – You got it? – Coming down, Pete! – You’re scaring me, Kevin. – Pete! Pete! – Kevin, you’re scaring me. – Kev! – Pete, hold on, Pete! – ( grunts ) – There you go. – Goddamn! – Come on, Kev.

– Goddamn, Pete! Stop! – All right! – Right here, Pete. – Go ahead and leave it right here. – Right here! – We’re gonna put the lift gate down. Right here. Hey, Pete, between me and you, they gotta come get this theyself. – Let them come out and do this. – Let’s go to In-N-Out. Hey, you gotta do a better job of wrapping. ‘Cause look at me, I’m secure. You had this part. All my shit stayed. This is your stuff. – So you gotta do a better job. – That’s the most exercise I’ve done. – I tried telling Kevin… – Kevin: Oh, my God! …that we, uh, gotta wrap the couch in full.

Didn’t work out. Kevin: I feel like I’m doing everything myself. Oh, my God. Do you wrap these up, too? Movers: No, we do not wrap up the cushions. These just go on. I got the cushions. – ( frames breaking ) – Oh, my goodness. Oof. Yeah, man. – Whoa! – Oh! Man, that was their dead grandma’s urn. Come on, man, like… What happened? – Maybe this house is haunted or something. – Somebody broke the vase. No, I had– I had the couch– I had the pillows, so somebody must have– – Pete: It was a ghost. – Pete, Kev, let’s go move the drum set. Okay, yeah. You know, I used to play a little bit, actually. – Really? – Yeah. This is just like the drum set I had. I can teach you a little bit if you want. All right. ( off-beat drum beat ) I was just making sure your tones is right.

Of course, of course. – Hey, yo, Kev. – I was in a band. Hey, hey, Pete. No, no, Pete, Pete. What? That’s not ours! We’re moving. You think they’re gonna put that in their next fridge? ( laughter ) Oh, wait, Pete. Ask me a question. Just anything. Hey, man, what’s up? Well, I’ll tell you what’s not up. Me and my wife. ( laughs ) The new Kevin Hart. Boy, I just flew in and let me tell you something, my arms are tired. Those are like Jerry Seinfeld’s actual jokes. ( laughs ) Man, anybody here got kids? Well, if you don’t, you could take mine. Pete just did a spit take. This was my act. Sold out arenas and this is my act. Right here on this drum set. – Do you play? – I do play. – You really play? Or… – I really play. Here you go, brother, you sit down and let me– Let me get a little taste of what you got, buddy. ( playing drum ) – ( coughing ) – Kevin: Whoo! – ( laughter ) – We gotta get outside, Pete Davidson is having an asthma attack right in front of our face. – Come on. – I’m okay, Kev. Can we get Pete out there in the back, Juan? Take Pete out the back.

– ( groans ) – Kevin: Pete’s not playing. Pete is having an asthma attack right now. – If I stay in there, it’ll get bad. – Pete’s really in some trouble. You guys killed Pete. ( air swishing ) Oh, yeah! – ( chuckles ) – Oh, gosh. Oh, God. This– Oh, Jesus, not like this, Pete. All right, I can hold this down in there, okay? Yeah. I’ma figure out the move. – Yes. – ( laughter ) We’re very much friends, Pete. I’m 100% your friend, Pete. Okay. All right, man. ( muffled laughter ) Okay, guys. What I’m seeing is a lot– What in the “Family Ties” is this? What type of soft-porn– what? Hey, uh, Mom? Oh, gosh.

What’s, uh, what’s going on here? – It was 1997ish. – 1990– who came up with the idea? – Cheryl: My husband. – Kevin: He said, “Let’s get sexy. – Get frisky. – And 20 years later it’s still hanging – on the wall of my house. – It should be. – This is the beginning. I love it. – Yeah. 1997. Very soft-pornish, though. Oh, my God! How much stuff do we have? This is a lot of stuff. Are you taking all of this stuff? Well, yeah, I mean, I have to get rid of some clothing, but this is mostly junk.

We gotta get rid of some stuff. Let’s do a yard sale. Here, all your junk. Get all the junk. This is junk. – We’re gonna call this junk. – Cheryl: Keepsakes. No keepsakes, no keepsakes. You’re a hoarder. – This is a– – I’m not really a hoarder! This just became an episode of “Hoarders.” ( chuckles ) – You know what this is? It’s my first baby. – What’s that? – Are you serious? – That was Lucy. – Her dog’s ashes. – Unfortunately, she’s not with us anymore. – Well, no, she’s here. – She’s right here. – Lucy’s here. – Lucy. How long have you had this? So she died when Stevie was two, Stevie’s twelve. ( laughs ) Oh, my God. But she died a horrible death, so… keepsakes. Oh, my God. ( laughs ) – You ready? You ready? – Oh, my God. – Little teeth. – She has a box full of teeth. – Should I put it with the ashes? – Uh, okay, well those teeth– it’s time for them to go in the trash. Now I’m going to make a necklace out of them. – Oh, my gosh. – ( laughter ) I can’t– ( quiet laughter ) How you doing, buddy? You all right? It’s like a Make A Wish episode.

– You okay. – Yeah, man, I’m okay. I talked them into having a garage sale. – Okay. – They’re gonna sell some of the junk. Also, we went through memory lane, – Mm. – Uh, she has all the kids’ teeth. – Still, to this day. – Yo, I’m out, that’s weird. – Yeah. – If I stay any longer she’ll have our teeth, you know what I mean? So…

No, it’s definitely turned into an episode of “Get Out.” Cheryl: Oh, this is a good idea for a yard sale. Kevin: This is, right? We’re gonna get rid of a lot of stuff right now. I don’t know if anyone’s gonna buy this stuff. – Oh, yeah. Get it. – Yeah, right? Tack it on. – Ah! – Oh, there you go. Now that, I’m not gonna lie to you. That’s dope. Yeah, man. This is really… I mean, you want people over here? This is how you get people to buy stuff, man.

You know, don’t make no dumb, cute, yard sale. ( shouting ) Hey! Buy my shit! – There you go. – Bet you my idea works. Anybody want to buy my shit? – Hey, buy my shit. – It’s a little aggressive. Hey, I almost died today I’m gonna live my life. So everything that you’re selling has to be sold with a story. Let me tell you a story about these scarves. These scarves were got when we went to Madrid. Don’t matter if you’ve been to Madrid or not. The conversation sells it. Here we go, people are coming, look alive, look alive. People are coming. Mom, put your hat on. Put your hat on, you look real– it makes you look really good. – Oh, yeah. – Everybody act natural. All right, everybody look natural, look like we belong. – Hey! – Hey, what up? – How are you? – Hey.

Look at this very cool pencil case made out of a horse. – That’s not just any pencil case. – Yeah, that’s not just any– Pete: You guys are not good. Leonardo DiCaprio used to use that in school. – Kevin: There you go. – What? – That’s Leonardo DiCaprio’s pencil case. – Cheryl: How about this? Hey, I’ll blow you if you take all this shit. – Okay. – ( laughter ) You guys don’t know how to sell stuff, man. I’m from the streets. ( laughing ) “I’ll blow you if you take…” – All these items are great items. – Pete: Sure. This hat was actually worn by Tom Hanks. – ( laughter ) – Uh, Tom Hanks wore it at– There you go! Now wait a minute, sir. $40 for everything. Pete: Whatever that is just give it us! – It’s $40. – That’s good, give it all to us. And it all goes to charity, in Pete Davidson’s pocket.

Kevin: How are you guys doing? Those aren’t just any plastic forks, and spoons, and knives. – Those are… – They’re not. They’re champagne flutes. Those are champagne flutes. They’re actually modeled after the gentleman who owns this house’s penis. Very big flutes. This is really cool. This is like Dolce & Gabbana, but I’ll give it to you for $9. Yo, I’ll give you this for a dollar. Come back. I’ll give you all of this for a dollar. There you go. – One dollar? – One dollar, I swear. – Pete: Oh yeah! – Cheryl: What kind you got? Hey! Give me a dollar! Don’t run off with that shit! – ( laughter ) – I’m watching you! Kevin: Pizza is always welcome here, thank you, – thank you. – Yeah! Look at that sale! – Yes. Hey, we did it! Yeah! – Oh, my God! – Pete: Here you go, man. – Kevin: Thank you, brother.

– Kevin: Appreciate you. – Pete: Have a good one. – Rock ‘n’ Roll movers! – $61.43. All right, all right, they got it. We’ll give you a Twitter shout out. Kevin: Who got the money, guys? – I got the money. – Kevin: Rock ‘n’ Roll movers! We got pizza, guys! Guys, I’ll be honest, moving is a lot tougher than we thought. Uh, as you can see, stuff got broken, Pete had an asthma attack, uh, we found out that a lady loves her dog way too much. More importantly, we’re trying to sell stuff – because they’re also hoarders. – Three dollars. This is another episode of “What the Fit.” I’ma go check on Pete, but from the look of things, Pete Davidson is still on his last leg. Uh, I gotta go check on my friend. I’ll see you guys next week. Hey, when Kevin Hart says jump, you say, “How high?” When I say click, you say, “How hard?” With that being said, I want you to click these videos and watch more episodes of “What the Fit.” Do it.

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Karate with Rebel Wilson and Kevin Hart

Kevin: All right! I’m excited. – Extremely excited – I’m pumped. about this particular episode of “What the Fit.” I am Kevin Hart, and today– Oh, my God, I got my funny sister. Rebel Wilson, I’m a fan. Aww, that’s so nice. And I’m a massive fan of yours. I only met you, like, on one talk show. Yes, and you got to kick me in the balls. I think I was showing off my fight skills, which I’d done in a movie, “Pitch Perfect 3.” And I was showing, like, just how hard I can kick guys in the balls.

– Yeah. – Which is pretty hard. ( Kevin laughs ) Because of your amazing kick, listen to the idea that I came up with. – Okay. – What I wanted to do is, go to like, a dojo, like, a karate– – Shh. Yeah. – A karate class. – ( gong clashes ) – Hi-yah! It’s not just going to the gym with your trainer. No, no! This is about showing different ways to move, different way to be active.

I don’t know whether you know this, but I have a background in karate. Back in the day, my sensei said I was so good, he wanted to enter me in an all-star novice martial arts tournament. There was two categories, kata and kumite. – The kata is like… – Whoa. And you make the sound effects and stuff. I got a gold medal. Kevin: I studied a little bit myself. My mom bought me a karate book.

I think I was a black belt in… 35 minutes? ‘Cause I got through the book so fast. What style of karate was it? Uh, this was classic. I did that, then I started up a website. Kevinhartkarate.com. Basically, you would never mess with either of us if you saw us on the street. Oh, no, I’ll ( bleep ) you up. – Yeah. – ( gong clashes ) ( martial arts music ) ( grunting, shouting ) Whoa. That one’s got a knife! Nice. Nice. Tight. Nope, not today. – Not today. – No. – Thank you. Hello! – Hi! – Take the shoes off. – Are we allowed– should we take our shoes off? Take shoes off, please. Shoes off. Put ’em over here, sir? – Yes, please. – Okay. – All right. – Yeah, I remember this in the book.

It said don’t walk on the dojo floor – with your shoes. – Yes. Okay. Please come in. – ( exhales ) – Ooh! – That’s spongey. – Oh, yeah! You studied martial arts before? – Self taught. – Self taught. One book is called “Karate From Behind.” – I did that one in 30 minutes. – That sounds sexual. Another book was called “Right Foot Up, Left Foot Down, One, Two, Hi-yah.” That was with pop-ups. I think that was for kids, but I still read it. Can I see some– those moves? I got no problem with that, buddy. Yeah, just show us your best moves. – Start here? – Your best moves. So, I’m going– I’m going knee, I’m going body, head. – All right, do not laugh. – Oh. All right. ( bleep ) That seemed like two knees, didn’t it? I can’t laugh when I do it. Just hold up. Hold up. I gotta make sure I got a serious face. – There was no body or head that time. – Just pay attention. All right. Okay, here we go. I don’t know about that leg thing. Kevin: Ready? Here we go. – That’s not– – Knee, body, head. – All right, that’s the one. – Where was the head? – Kicking somebody’s head, – Yeah.

And they’re, like– and I’m not even that tall. – Hold your hand right– – I don’t think you were that high, though. – Hold your hand right there. – Okay, I will. Knee, body, head. No, but, see, the head’s here. – I kicked there. – I didn’t feel anything. Well, it’s ’cause it’s so fast. Last thing I’ll show you, sir, is just a typical takedown. – ( grunting ) – Oh, that was good. ( shouting ) – Cool! – Sensei: All right. – All right. – Cool, I liked that one at the end.

Rebel: I studied a form of karate called JKA Shotokan karate. Kevin: Ah. There you go. Oh! – Yeah. – Oh, my God. – Yah! – You should have just read a book. You should’ve did the book. I did actual training, though. – I don’t– – Like, I didn’t need the book. I don’t know if you did. Okay, I got uniform for you. What? Ooh. Thank you, Sensei. – And this for you. – Rebel: Ooh! – I got it. – You gotta watch out. Yeah, just wanted to show you– Okay, you gonna start this white belt. – White belt? – Yes. That’s not for me. Ooh, yeah! Whoo! – How are you, Sensei? – Hi, Sensei. What belt is this? There was just this man out by the vending machine.

– Yeah. – And he had this black belt, – and I said, – But you know what? “Excuse me, emergency.” I’m going to show you how to tie belts, though. Let’s take it off. This one first. – Okay. Are you– – Ah, he’s getting the white belt, because you’re a junior. And then I just keep the black belt? Just keep the black belt, – or you wanna… – No. – You gotta let him– – This is not really black belt. I mean, it’s a black belt. Kevin: When you put these on, though… – Okay. – Yeah. Most important for martial arts, when you punch-kicking, you don’t do quietly.

You have to yell– called “kiai.” You don’t have to say “kiai.” You yell loud like this. ( shouts ) Let me hear your kiai. Bitch! I think when you did it, it just sounded like you were saying the word “bitch.” He said it doesn’t have to be the word “kiai,” and if I’m on the streets, I’m doing what I’m thinking I’ma say. Uh, no, no. Let’s do the “kiai.” Let’s go with the “kiai.” – Let’s go with the “kiai.” – Okay. – ( high-pitched ) Kiai! – Uh. – ( high-pitched ) Kiai! – More macho one. ( deep voice ) Kiai. – Kiai. – How about your “kiai”? – Jeff! – That’s an ex. It is clearly– – Yeah, I ( bleep ) hate Jeff. – I know you do. – Can I call you– – Rebel. – Amy. – Oh, oh! Amy! You’ve seen “Pitch Perfect.” – Yes.

Can I call you Amy? – He’s seen “Pitch Perfect.” – You wanna call me– – Have you seen– have you seen this movie, “Central Intelligence”? I call “Kevin,” because my son’s name is Kevin, too. Oh, not one of my movies. He’s not a fan. – Let’s break with this palm. – Yeah. – This is what I’ve been waiting for. – Ooh, ooh. – I’m coming back. – Who wants to start first? – Rebel. You got it, Reb. – Oh, my– You’re going to hold this one for her. Yeah, I’ll hold it for you.

That’s an actual bit of wood. Yes, come on. What are you doing? Let’s go. It’s okay. You can do it. I tend not to break wood. ( laughs ) Wait a second, though. ( chuckles ) – Use the palm. – Okay. Speed is important. Snap, then back. – Okay. – So, kiai! Okay? Okay. Ready? And kiai! ( screaming ) I wanna do it. I wanna do it. You wanna get some of this wood? – Watch out for splinters. – ( growling ) – Kiai! – ( screams ) ( both screaming ) – Do you want– – Yeah! ( bleep ) – We’re gonna do your nunchuck. – Okay.

Ooh! Okay, want to kinda stay away so you don’t hit each other. – Okay. Yeah, yeah. – I know how to do this. Snap and bring in, like that. All right, I remember my first pair of nunchucks. I remember it like yesterday. Mother ( bleep ). Get some. Get some, ( bleep ). ( panting ) Now this is some exercise. Sensei: Okay. Good, good. Boop. I’m just warming up. Now, I know how to do the nunchucks, okay? ( music playing ) ( up-tempo music playing ) – Kiai! – All right! It’s just like that, Kev. We’re gonna see which one of you fights better against black belts. – Yes! – Got you, got you. Whoever’s gonna do good, you may earn the new belt. – Ooh! – I like it. Let’s go. – Whoo! – Let’s go. Cut this ( bleep ). – We could get a new belt. – Let’s do it. Bring ’em in. Bring on the black belts.

Are any of these black belts single or… There’s about to be some sushi in here ’cause I’m about to cook them raw. ( Kevin chuckles ) You need some nunchuck. All I see is bacon. ( martial arts music playing ) Back your ass up! Back your ass up! Back your ass up! Mother ( bleep )! Back your ass up! ( bleep ) back– back your– back your– Aah! Aah! Hot feet! Hot ( bleep )! You think I’m scared? ( screaming ) – He’s still there. – Bam! Kick your ass. Tap out! – All right. – Whoo! Can you hold my knife for me? – All right. – Thanks.

Yeah. – Put him in a body bag! – Whew! I’m gonna. – “Karate Kid.” “Karate Kid.” – All right, okay. Do you know any other lines from “The Karate Kid”? – Yeah, I got it. I got it. – Okay. ( shouting ) Yeah, twerk on him! Twerk on him! – Uh, uh, uh, uh. – Twerk on him! Pop, pop, pop. And pop it. Yeah. And get– yeah.

Yeah! Yeah, kick his– what are you doing? Kev, throw me the knife! I got him. – Here. – Throw it. – Kiai! – Ah Oh, I caught it in my sleeve. – ( grunting, shouting ) – Yes! Yeah! – Yeah! – Cut his Achilles. Yah! Yah! He can’t run. Go, Rebel! Yeah! It’s kind of hard decision, but I’m gonna choose a winner, – get the yellow belt. – Yeah. – Winner is Rebel. – Wait a minute. – Oh! – So, that’s– Sensei! Whoo! – So you got a black one for me? – Whoo! – Next time. – Sensei, I just want to say thank you for showing the world that I’m way better at karate than Kevin. If this was the awards, they would want you to wrap it up. – The music’s coming on. – Okay. And I’m just so proud. I was representing Australia, and I won. – ( music playing ) – ( cheers and applause ) Rebel, you want to tell people anything before we leave? – I just want to say– – Thank you, Rebel.

– Guys– No, Kevin– – Hey, listen, guys. – That is it for this week. – No, no, no, no. – We’ll see you next week. – I wanna say, guys, it’s really good to get out there and learn some self-defense techniques. – Yeah. – Because you never know when someone might come up to you and be like– – ( bleep ) – Kiai! – Kiai! – Damn it. ( grunting ) Tap out, Rebel. Tap out! – You tap out, ( bleep ). – Don’t call me a ( bleep ). – ( bleep ) – Oh, you got my neck. You got my neck. – God damn! She got my neck. – Ah! I ain’t gonna tap out. You got to kill me. – So, guys, – You got to kill me.

Basically, there’ll probably be some really cool karate classes in your local area that you can go to. I can’t keep my eyes open. Shh, shh, shh. ( snoring ) And, um, it’s just a really fun way to exercise, and meet some new friends, and learn some new discipline techniques. – That was a fake– – ( screaming ) Hey, what’s going on? This is Kevin Hart, your comedy sensei. To see more of what you saw today, all you gotta do is click here and subscribe to my YouTube channel, and “Laugh Out Loud.” Do it! Because I can break boards with words.

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