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Roller Fitness with Tiffany Haddish | Kevin Hart: What The Fit Episode 3 | Laugh Out Loud Network
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I’m with my good friend – Tiffany Haddish. -Yay. Kevin: And we’re roller blading today. And Tiffany decided to wear an outfit. -I did. -Yes. -I’m rolling ready, baby. -Okay. Tiffany… -I got the socks. -Okay. Tiffany, don’t put your leg up like that in these cameras. -These socks– Okay, I’m sorry. -Kevin: Okay. ( upbeat music ) -Tiffany: So you’ve taught me a lot of things, so I thought to myself, “Tiffany, what can you teach Kevin?” And I said “I know, I’ll teach you how to save money.” -Okay. -Tiffany: So I have coupons and they’re about to expire, so we got to use them. I got a coupon for… One bedtime tuck-in but that’s for bedtime. If you went and bought it, somebody will tuck you in. Discount. -What tuck–what kind of freak show is that? -It’s a hundred dollar– it’s a… -What is that? -Oh, well, see you have somebody. See, I live alone, so I get lonely if somebody don’t tuck me in bed. -Somebody comes to your house… -Tucks me in bed and reads me a bedtime story and then leave.
-A stranger? -Yeah. -Well, if that don’t rhyme with murder, I don’t know what does, Tiffany. -It’s gonna expire though in like two days. -( whimsical music ) -I got another one here for a one discount breast implant session. You wanna get some breasts? -No. Why do I need breasts? -Tiffany: Sometimes you might like to just feel on titties for no reason. -On my–what, I’m gonna put them inside me? -Yeah, I know a guy that did that before he lost a bet. -Lost a bet? -He says it’s the best thing he ever did though.
-I don’t wanna meet the guy. -Tiffany: Okay. I got–what that say? -Circumcision. -Wanna get a circumcision today? -I’m circumcised. -Okay, cool. Well, we all know that he’s circumcised now. ( laughs ) Didn’t–we didn’t want you riding around with no turtleneck, you know. -All right, I don’t have the turtleneck. -Okay, good, good, good. Oh, oh, oh. Two Ultrasounds for the price of one. -What the hell I need an Ultrasound for? -We should do this one. It’s about health and fitness. This is a part of health. -Ain’t no goddamn health within a Ultrasound. -Yes, it is, you know. -Kevin: Okay. -It’s the inside of you. -Kevin: All right, Tiffany, I can–I can see the inside of you right now and I can tell you, it ain’t much in there. I don’t wanna get a Ultrasound and then see something that’s not supposed to be there and now I’m panicked because it is there.
-But then you can get it removed. -Okay, Tiffany, I’m… -Or you can like poop it out. -I’m not–Tiffany. -Poops are healthy. -Okay. -( upbeat music ) -I’m Tiffany. -Sonographer: Hi, how are you today? -We had an appointment to get the Ultrasound. -Sure. -Tiffany: I’m giving two for one. -Oh, great. -Two for the price of one. Me and my friend Kevin here, we’re gonna get Ultrasounds. -I don’t– I don’t really need one, I can be here and support. -He wants to see what’s going on inside, maybe a 3D. -Sonographer: Okay. No problem, guys. Come on in please, the Ultrasound room is ready for you. -Tiffany: Okay. -Sonographer: Let’s check. -Tiffany: I’m so excited. -Sonographer: Tiffany, you’re pregnant, right? -I don’t know. I’ve had, you know, a couple of run-ins but I don’t know.
Girl just say “I don’t know, I had a couple of run-ins.” -Yeah, you know, I was a little tipsy. -Kevin: All right. Now what if they say you pregnant right now? -Tiffany: Oh, then we gonna have to go to six flags and get on some rollercoasters. -( whimsical music ) -I’mma need a fifth of Hennessy too. -Okay, all right, Tiffany, that’s enough.
-Okay. -Tell me what’s going on. So, you think you’re pregnant. Tiffany: I think it’s little people that live in there, scraping at the walls. -Let’s see. -Tiffany: Let me know. Sonographer: Let’s take a look. I can feel them walking around sometimes in my intestines. -Okay, Tiffany, we definitely don’t see any babies inside. -Tiffany: Okay. -But… -Okay. -Sonographer: No baby. -No baby, that’s cool. -Kevin: Yeah, that’s–I think– -I think we’re good. -Can you see my kidneys? -Is that my kidneys right there? -What the (bleep) is this? -Actually your ovary. -Oh, God.
Okay, that’s enough. -You know, I thought that thing dried up. It ain’t dried up or nothing? -Sonographer: Let’s see. A little bit gassy. I can feel a rumble in the jungle. Kevin: That’s enough. Let’s clean this off and let’s get your ass up, okay? -Okay, you next. -I’m not getting -no goddamn Ultrasound. -Tiffany: Yes, you are getting a Ultrasound. -Kevin: I’m not getting a Ultrasound.
I got a two for one. Get on the table. You have to be brave man, come on. You have a big muscle, let’s see how big your prostate is. -( laughter ) -Tiffany: Get in–get in there. -I don’t understand. -Tiffany: Get in there, man. It feels good actually, like a little tummy massage. Absolutely. Oh, my goodness. -Yeah. -All right. -Tiffany: She like– she like that. -Jesus Christ. Tiffany: She likes that. You know, I don’t think I need… Who doesn’t, right? -I don’t–I don’t think I need the thing right there, I don’t think I’mma need all of that. -Sonographer: Let’s see. -Oh, God. There we go. -Sonographer: Oh, oh, his bladder is full. -You got to pee-pee? -See? He is full. -Tiffany: You got to pee-pee, Kev? Kevin, you got to pee-pee? -( laughter ) -Sonographer: Oh, look at this muscle we’re seeing, guys. -Look at all that. -You know, you can Ultrasound your muscle. You ain’t never seen a Ultrasound of your muscle before. Sonographer: Wow, look at that. -Tiffany: Look at that. -Sonographer: You should be proud -of yourself. -Okay, I’m proud. All this exercise, look at the result.
-Yeah, yeah. -And a big heart. -There we go. -Sonographer: He keeps a good diet, healthy man with the big muscle. -Kevin: Yeah, yeah. -So it looks great. -Kevin: Yeah. Healthy man with the big muscle. -Sonographer: So guys, congratulations. -Yes. -Thank you. -Big muscle and big heart on him and no babies with you? -There you go. -Okay, good. No babies on me. -Well, for today. Kevin: Come on, let’s work out. -Thank you. -Kevin: Working out is great but working out with a friend is even better. Especially when you’re gonna try something new. You know, skating’s a real workout.
Yes, this is fitness class. It’s instructors and stuff. We’re gonna go out there and participate, we’re gonna get it in. Instructor: Okay, everybody kind of gather around, find your own space. -Hold up. -Tiffany: Wait for us. Come on over. Kevin: Here we come. Give me a second. Instructor: Wow, very nice. She ready. – Come on, Kev. -Instructor: Yes. You’re gonna get here, you’re gonna get here. ( laughter ) -We are the LA Roller Girls. -Woo. -And I want everybody to introduce themselves.
-I am Kevin, aka Roller Boy, and you know what? I’m just trying to enhance the skills that I already have because I pretty much know how to do most of the stuff. You know, I’m coming in as a vet. -I’m Tiffany… and I came to party. -( cheers ) -I wanna turn up, -Kevin: Yeah. -I came to be cute and who knows? -Kevin: Yeah. -I might get pregnant today. ( laughter ) -That’s not true. I’m sorry about that, just… -I don’t know, Muhammad looking at me kind of tough. -Kevin: All right. Okay, Tiffany, okay, that’s enough. -I mean, I’m just saying. -That’s enough. -And then we got another… -Tiffany, that’s enough. -Hey. You know how to spin already? -Tiffany, let that girl talk. Go ahead. -Instructor: We’re gonna start and we’re gonna work into a moonwalk. We’re gonna plant the top or out toe stop, touching the floor.
-Hmm. -Instructor: Bend your knees and you’re gonna pull yourself backwards with it. Yeah, Tiffany. -Kevin: Oh, yeah. -Instructor: There we go. Whoever makes it to the wall first – is the winner. -Kevin: Woo. Work some upper body, there you go. Somebody’s a fast learner. -Instructor: And pull, very nice. -Kevin: Come on now. Woo! -Instructor: Uh-huh. -Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out! -All right, girl.
-Instructor: Kevin, you’re standing in place. -Where’s that? Where that wall at? -It’s far behind you. -Dang. Why y’all put my wall so far back? Everybody else got the short wall. Watch out. Watch the cameras. You seen me coming in like that? You got to back that shit up, man. Instructor: So we’re gonna move on to our next maneuver and this is gonna be your inner thigh workout for today. Just kind of put one in front of the other and make a little like bounce. -Get on it. -Tiffany: So– -Instructor: Show us your best pop. -Kevin: Come on, Tiffany, pop! Hey! -( cheers ) -Man: At a girl, Tif. -Woman: There you go.
Yeah. -Instructor: You’re killing it. -Woman: Bounce it. -And pop, bang and boom. -Look at the boy work. -And pop, bang and dip. And pop, now dip, now pop them flyers up and ( indistinct ) Tiffany: You’re killing it, Kev, you’re killing it. Instructor: A little less booty and a little more– -Kevin: Well, I can’t help what God gave me. -Instructor: –Bounce. Ain’t no sense at being jealous of me, sweetie. ( laughter ) -Eh! Eh! Nice. -Oh! -Watch out! watch out! watch out! -Man: All right. -Kevin: Shit! -Woman: You got this. I got you. -Hey, girl! -I got you. -Girl, you (bleep) up.
I’m out here moving. Y’all got to keep up, everybody get on the train now! -Ah! -Instructor: Kevin, you got to push, you got to lead this. Kevin: I’mma speed up, I’mma speed up. -Give us that scooter push. -I’m speeding up. Woo! All right, I’m breaking up, break off! Get off, everybody off! This was a good workout, ladies. -Oh! -Instructor: It’s okay. – Ha ha! Ah! -Instructor: That’s okay. ( laughter ) -(bleep) you, Kev. -Get back up.
Tiffany bust her ass, yo. ( laughter ) Shut up, Kevin. Ah! ( music plays) All right, guys, we’re gonna do the Bengay limbo challenge. Whoever can do the lowest limbo will be the winner. All right, so let’s go all in and win. Go, baby, go get them. Uh-hmm. -Oh, God. -Got get them, sugarfoot. Come on. Come on, Atomic Blonde, it’s you. -Woman: Bend down. -Kevin: Get it. Go ahead, big daddy. -Man: There ain’t no way I can do this. Good job, Muhammad. Kevin: Oh, shit. A for effort though. -Tiffany: She got this. I win, I win. -Woman: Nice! -Kevin: That’s Goddamn impressive, say what you want. -Well, there is a winner. -Bengay challenge. -You might be sore from that split but hopefully this win from Bengay relieves the pain, all right? Congratulations to you. -Awesome. -Kevin: Unbelievable. -Woman: Thank you. -Tiffany. What I’m about to challenge you to is a skate off. -A skate off? -Kevin: Okay. Yeah. It’s your routine versus my routine. You take an instructor, I take an instructor, they’ll help you work on some stuff, you pick first. -Okay.
-What instructor do you want? -I’mma pick her, blue socks. -Kevin: Okay, it’s me and you. -We got this. -It’s me and you. We take like a little quick, like two minutes to learn some stuff and then we come back and battle. -Okay. -It’s a shame you got to go against this though. Ha ha ha. -I think my competition is fairly uh, cocky, he thinks he got it going on like he’s the best but, no. Oh, step–oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. -Show me, girl. Okay. -My last words is rest in peace, Kevin, because you about to bite the dust. -You see how I did that? -I see. Like I’m catching air. It’s hard to teach a guy that knows everything.
Oh, oh, oh! Ah! So what I told her to do is get the (bleep) out the way. So when you pose, I’m gonna be like, oh. Uh-hmm. -Maniac on the weekends. -We should– we should bring the hands up. Instructor: Okay, so we’re about to start the skate competition. -What? -I’m gonna be your judge. I can’t hear you! Let’s see what you guys got! Hey, hey now. Instructor: Get that bounce. Oh. And jump and ( makes sound ). Hey, pop. Now drop to you. Move girl, move, you (bleep). Now I ain’t done, I wanna have some fun. Instructor: Oh, ground work. ( laughter ) Come around, girl. Ugh! Ugh! Now, Tiffany, you think you first but you last. ( cymbal crash ) -Kevin: Woo! -( applause ) -Instructor: It’s not bad. That was it? -Tiffany: March time! March! -Oh. -Instructor: Hey. -Hey, oh, oh, shit, yeah. ♪ They call me Tiffany ♪ ♪ And I sparkle like a ring ♪ ♪ When I do my thing ♪ ♪ Boy you better see me ♪ ♪ Because I’ll bring it around on that end ♪ ♪ Hey, hey, hey, boy ♪ ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, what? ♪ ♪ Woop ♪ -She’s twerking.
Oh, God. Jesus. Oh, God. -Get down. -Kevin: No. No, no. Stop. No, no, shit. -Bam, bam. -Cut the cameras off! Cut the cameras off! Shit, man! – Tiffany! -Hi, Muhammad. -( laughter ) -Kevin: Tiffany? What? No! Shit! I don’t want y’all to see her like this! Cut the goddamn cameras off! Y’all didn’t even see this shit! Tiffany! Tiffany! No, no! Shit! -( applause ) -Woman: Yes! Thank you. Instructor: Okay. The winner of this competition today… Thank you, Jesus! …is Tiffany. ( applause ) She ready. Woman: That’s my girl. Tiffany, get– back up! Tiffany. I just wanted you to know what it feel like to have a winner next to you. (bleep) son of a bitch. Let’s just give them a round of applause, Tif, because they did a great job. ( applause ) Kevin: That’s from us to you. High five, Tif. Okay, let’s call the workout man, so thank you–no, Tif, Jesus Christ, Tiffany. -She ready. -Okay. She is ready, man. “What The Fit”, great episode. We’ll see you on the next one. -Woo.
-Tiffany, do I got it or do I got it? – Huh? -Tiffany: You got it, yes. How did I learn it so damn fast? You a quick learner. Kevin: This is Kevin Hart and I don’t wanna tell you what to do but subscribe to YouTube channel. Do it. Just click that Laugh Out Loud logo. It’s easy, oh, and click the video to watch more “What The Fit.” .
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Boxing with Evander Holyfield & Joel McHale | Kevin Hart: What The Fit Ep 8 | Laugh Out Loud Network
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( upbeat music playing ) – Hey. – Well, well, well. My guy. How are you, sir? Nice car, my friend. Thanks. Put your seatbelt on, Joel. – What? – Put your seatbelt on. I always put my seatbelt on. I’m making sure you put your seatbelt on. And I usually wear a helmet, but… In the car? You wear a helmet? Yes, you can never be too safe. First of all, for everybody watching, this is Joel McHale. – Hi. – The funny Joel McHale. Thank you. I’ve had three shows cancelled in the last two years, guys. Joel, that doesn’t mean that you’re not funny. It means that the people just don’t get it. That’s right. That’s the problem. See that? That’s it right there. I try and move every day, and you should, too. Today, we’re gonna go work out. Yeah, what are we doing? We’re gonna box today. – Uh… – We are boxing today. You know, I don’t– I’ve never boxed before. Actually, then that makes it that much better. It’d be dope if we fought, if we, like, did a little sparring match, me and you.
How about we play golf? What are you talking about? No. I’m about to take Joel McHale and make Joel McHale an action star today. So what if I told you that I had one of the best people coming with us? The best person to help us out? – I said one of the best. – One of the best. One of the best. He flew in just for us. This guy is gonna teach us to box, right? He’s gonna give us some pointers. He’s gonna put us through some drills so we can have a good workout. Like, so, Clubber Lang? I don’t– okay. Um, Ivan Drago? He’s one of the best. He was built by the Soviet Union.
All right, yeah, you’re not even naming real people at this point. Those robots they used in that Hugh Jackman movie? All right. Do you wanna come in with me? Uh, I’ll stay here. – You sure? – Yep. Yep, yep, yep. – I’m gonna get him myself– – All right, fine. I’m gonna go in there and– – Don’t be stupid, man. – I’m gonna get a neck pillow. – No, stay in, stay in. – No, it’s fine.
Oh, wait, does he have checked luggage? That’s why I told you to stay in the car, Joel. If you’re gonna be an ass, I would’ve told you to stay in the car. Anybody wants a picture of Kevin Hart, you just step right on up. He’s very excited. Yeah. You get right in there, guys. Don’t even make a line. Just start taking photos. I’m picking up my friend. Just give me a second, guys.
– Don’t listen to him. – Don’t even make a line. Kevin Hart, right here. Guys, get in there. Just come on. Just surround Kevin Hart. – Yeah, look at that. – Thank you, guys. – I really appreciate it. – Looks like a family reunion. – Thank you, man. – Come on over. Take a photo. I’m just picking up my friend. You cannot be taller than him though, all right? – You wanna hold the baby? – No, I don’t wanna– There it is, yeah.
Great. That’s something she’ll remember for a long time. Yeah, that’s great. Thank you for a great pic. – ( cries ) – Thank you, guys. – Great. That’s great. – Thank you so much. Yeah, yeah. Of course, of course. – What’s your name? – No. Joel. Just step up and you take a photo. Oh, here we go. Evander Holyfield, everybody! – How are you, sir? – I’m good. How are you, man? Joel McHale, Evander. He’s gonna be with us today, all right? – Okay. – Get the bag. Come on, champ. Bye-bye, guys. Bye-bye. – How was the flight, man? – Everything’s good. That’s good. The least you could do is get the door. Yo, let me get the door for you. Yes. – Joel! Joel! – What? We got a ( bleep ) ticket, man! You got a ticket? I told you to stay in the car. It’s not my fault. There’s a lot of kids around here. They don’t like cursing. You’re paying this, man. I’m so sorry that Kevin Hart cursed around you, guys.
Kevin: Tickets piss me off, Joel. $58 in a loading zone. If you had stayed in the car, I wouldn’t have a ticket. Yeah! Champ, I am ready. I want you to show me what you can do yourself. Without you helping me. Okay. – Then I add on to it. – Uh, all right. I’m not a big boxer so, uh… What’s this called? A disclaimer. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You got– you got snot all over your nose. In boxing, there’s snot! I’m not– I’m not touching his hands. Okay. You can already tell, coach, – like, I’m that guy. – Oh, okay.
You know what I’m saying? I’ve always been that guy. You look like you’re avoiding, like, a bee or a fly. – What is that? – Well, you know… You see what I’m saying, coach? You’re in, like– that’s the sequel – to the thriller video. – You see what I’m saying? How do you get away from punches? I don’t need to. Boom, catch it. Pull you forward. Bang. Everybody, rope and… your timing is almost like– when I fight, I got a rhythm. It ain’t how high you get. It’s in little bitty steps. There you go. Okay. Champ, did your mom used to whip your ass with one of these? Mines did. Ah, no! No more! I ain’t gonna get no more F’s! ( crying ) Flashbacks. Evander, can we do something else, please? These ropes ain’t good for my psyche.
What we’re gonna do, we’re gonna hit the bag. Get your balance right where you can– how much power you can get by just having your feet – in the proper place. – Got it. Can you guys lower this for Kevin? – No, that’s fine. – This has to be lowered. That’s the thing. It ain’t the– it ain’t the size of the dog. It’s the bite. – You know what I mean? – No, not really. Better not say– better not say “bite”. – Yeah. – Yeah. – Yeah. – He’s gonna kill you. He’s not gonna kill me. It’s just trash-talking. Let me show you how to hit it one time. Let me hold it while you give it a couple, huh? Okay. Hold on, now. That’s all you got? Shit. Shit. Okay. Stop it, Dad! Just love me, Dad! Why didn’t you love me, Dad? Why didn’t you love me? You don’t like me because I do comedy, Dad? ( blubbering ) Thank you for my inner monologue. It got me through a lot of stuff, Kevin. Kevin, wait, wait, wait. Let’s try something. Let’s try something. Go ahead. Go ahead. Boxing is not a game.
What did you just say? Who are you talking to? Who are you talking to? It’s me, Kevin, a bag with no arms or legs. You talking to me? Kevin, don’t you recognize me? We did a buddy cop movie two years ago. – That’s your ass, man. – Loser. You decided to talk anyway. Rocky! Adrian! You say something else, bitch? – A little bit more work. – Back punch. You are so lucky Chris Tucker retired. What else we got to do, champ? Now y’all got to get into the ring. – And spar? – Yeah, spar.
You’re damn right we do, because I’m feeling it. Hi, I’m Joel McHale. I’m gonna kick Kevin Hart’s ass in the ring today. – Everybody knows it. – Let me tell you something, Joel. – Yes. – You got hands, and then after that, you got fists. But if you brought mines up, I suggest you find your own way to school, because where I’m going, there ain’t gonna be no books. It’s only gonna be mats and sneakers. Shit. I’d like to just declare that we just witnessed the world’s record for the longest analogy in the history of the Earth, everyone. Amazing. Kevin Hart just pulled it off right here. I can’t imagine when that will ever be broken.
I don’t know if anybody here has edu.net, but that’s where Joel’s next movie is premiering. It’s an educational film on how to watch Kevin Hart movies without falling asleep and hitting your head on the seat in front of you. All right! That’s enough of this shit! Enough of it! Let’s just fight! Evander, can we just get to the fight? God damn it! – If I could just say a few more things. – No, Joel! Did we really need a “Ride Along 2,” everyone? I will finally stop this man…
– Jesus Christ. – …from making “Ride Along 3.” – Enough, Joel. – “Think Like A Man, Too.” – Did you want that? No. – Okay. You know who did? One person, Kevin Hart. And he got it. And we suffered as a country. I will put that right in the ring right now! Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls around the world, welcome to “It’s No Laughing Matter!” And in this corner, standing six-foot four inches tall, two hundred and fifteen pounds… Yeah. Joel “Banana Hammock” McHale! All right. – Hi. – How you doing? – Joel. – Joel. And in this corner, weighing one hundred and forty pounds, standing allegedly five-foot four inches tall… I had my hood down. I couldn’t see. Kevin “The Hitman” Hart! Put the ring down, girl. You see I got to get in there? Do the thing.
I don’t know why you acting like you ain’t seen me – walking up in here. – Come on in. Shit. Get off me, Joel. Get off of me. It’s my intro. Oh! Reveal. Reveal. Bow, dougie, pop, pop, pop. Hey, hey, hey, hey. – I’m ready. – In this corner, Gary Coleman making a comeback from the dead. This is ridiculous. I don’t support the objectification of women in boxing. Aw, yeah. ♪ Go, here we go ♪ ♪ Go, here we go ♪ I don’t need headgear. Gentlemen, center of the ring. Wait, now I look like an idiot in my headgear. No, you don’t. You look great. Come on, man. Evander, who looks cooler, with or without the headgear? – You look great, both. – Both look great. All right. What was that? Showtime! Let’s rumble. Go! Wait. Ref, before we start, please, don’t hit me on this side of my face. Well, don’t hit me in the face at all. That’s why I’m wearing this. I just bleached all my teeth, so I don’t– All of them? Yeah.
I bleached– even the back ones. Because you can’t tell if you don’t. – It looks good. No, no. – So don’t hit my– Anywhere near here. All right, I’m not gonna ( bleep ) with your teeth. Are you ready? Come on. Box! Wait, last thing. I swear to God. I dislocated this shoulder when I was seven. – I will stay away– – Stay away from this. I got to shoot a movie in a month. – Okay. – So don’t ( bleep ) me up. Uh, I just waxed all my genital area. So I’m a little sensitive right here. – Okay. – So just avoid– Stay away from there. Because I have a lot of ingrown hairs and stuff. Let’s have a good ( bleep ) fight. I won’t hit you here. Don’t hit me there. Let’s go. Go, Hitman. All right, give him what he wanted. ♪ Now or never ♪ What are you guys doing? How long are the rounds? Yeah, how long are these? Is that the first round or no? – Slipped, slipped. – Come on, man. Break, break! Ah. No, Mom! No, Mom.
No, Mom! Call the time, Evander! Nah. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. – Go down, man. – Ow, ow, ow. Why don’t you fight like real men? Just go down. Now, stop! Go down! – Go down, man! – Okay, okay, okay. Ref: One! Back into your corner. Two, three, four, five. Wait, he up? – What the ( bleep )? – Leave your gloves on. I’m just taking a quick break. Oh, God. ( “Waltz Of The Snowflakes” playing ) – Hey, come on! – Water? That’s cheating. Ow, ow! – Come on. – Ow, ow, ow. That’s it! That’s it, Joel! God damn it’s cold! ( music continues ) Ref: Disqualified! Everyone’s disqualified. – Water disqualification? – Evander: It’s over. Y’all guys are disqualified. – Touch gloves. – That’s great. – Good shit, man. – You did great.
Your skin looks amazing when it’s wet. Thank you, ref. You called a good fight. – Whew! – You can have this. Evander, thank you for everything. If you want, I can treat you to Cinnabon. – Oh! – You want a Cinnabon? – Do you like Cinnabon? – You like Cinnabon? – Nah. – Come on. If you wanna watch more of me, Kevin Hart, click the videos. And why not subscribe to my comedy channel, Laugh Out Loud? Click the logo. It’s free. Get clicking. .
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Sumo Wrestling with Conan O’Brien | Kevin Hart: What The Fit Episode 1 | Laugh Out Loud Network
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♪ Babada-dooba-doodu- bang-bang ♪ ♪ Booba-dooba-doo-bee bado-daba-dabeep-bop ♪ I believe in this health and wellness. I believe in this fitness lifestyle. You know what? Why not drag one of my closest friends in with me? So I’m waiting on Conan O’Brien to come outside now. I’m about to take his old ass to the gym with me, his old, pale ass. – There he is. – Hey. – Good to see you. – Hey. Good to see you too. How you doing? – Not good. – Not good? What happened? I’m here. Long night, Conan. Okay. Nothing’s gonna make you feel better than a good workout. Here’s my thought, nothing gets the endorphins going like wrestling with large naked men.
– Okay. That’s… – You wanna hear what we’re – gonna do today? – What are we gonna do? We’re gonna sumo wrestle. ( music playing ) ( yelling in foreign language ) It was interesting because I was watching male pornography when a pop-up ad came up for male sumo wrestling and I thought, – “That’s what I see when I look in the mirror.” – ( laughs ) So… You’re a damaged soul. It’s not my fault. Grew up in a rough neighborhood. Enough. – Conan, enough. – (laughs) How does your wife do it? How does she do it? Well, I’ll be honest, she never seems quite happy. – Oh, my God. – ( laughs ) Oh, my God. So listen, sumo wrestlers burn up to 30,000 calories a day. – Are you serious? – Yeah. So here’s what we got to do, – we got to carbo load if– – We got to what? There’s a new school of thought, very new. It says, before you exercise you have to get as many fats, and as much sugar into you as possible. This is what I always do when I walk into a restaurant. Watch this.
Hey, folks, everyone settle down, yeah. Some pretty big celebrities just walked into the room. Let’s not get crazy, all right? This happens every day, just settle down. I do that every time I walk into a joint. ( laughs ) Waitress: Good morning. Can I get you guys some coffee maybe? Yeah, actually let me get a… black coffee. – Okay. – Do want a coffee? Yeah. Do you have beer? – I do, yes. – Wait, what? – Do you have Sam Adams? – I sure do. – Give me a Sam Adams. – No, no. Stop. No – I want a Sam Adams. I want to carbo load. – I’ll go ahead – and get that for him. – I order for me, – he orders for him. – it’s a good starter for the morning. – I’ll get a Sam Adams. – And you’re old enough, right? – I love you. ( growls ) – I’ll be right back. ( laughs ) Women love it when you… ( growls ) Conan. All right, that’s it. Do you want some of this? This is free. You can have as many of these – as you want. – Hey, Conan, don’t do that.
I take these when I go… – All right, all right. – …to a restaurant. – All right. – We don’t need the Sam Adams. – There you go. – Sam Adams is a good beer. Would you guys like to order? – Conan: Yeah. – Kevin: Give me some scrambled – egg whites. – scrambled egg whites, okay. Turkey bacon, and let me get – the whole wheat toast. – Would you like that with butter? – No. Ugh. – No butter? – No butter. – Eat healthy all the way. – Yeah. Healthy all the way. – Okay. – Thank you. – What about you? All right, I would like two Belgian waffles – with whipped cream. – Okay. I would like bacon, I would also like sausage. Give me a ham steak. I would also like to have pancakes. How many do you want? – I want like nine pancakes. – Nine of them.
– Stop. – Okay. I would also like– Excuse me, did I interrupt your order? – Okay. Stop. – Did I interrupt your order? – Okay? – Okay, perfect. Does anybody else here not care about their heart? – ( laughter ) – Waitress: All right, all set. We got some sausage, nine pancakes, waffles, second waffle. I’m not paying for this ( bleep ). I’ll pay for it, okay? ( music playing ) – Can we get that pie to go? – You sure can. – Yes, can I get another beer? – All right, that’s enough. – Right. – That’s enough, let’s go. – Let’s go. – Wait up. – Just give me a second. – Thank you, ma’am. – Check. – Conan: No, no. – I think we’re good. – Check! Check! That’s enough, you don’t need this. – I’m gonna take that with me. – That’s enough. – Oh, what did you do that for? – Just pay the bill. – Pay the bill. – That was a good beer. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you. Everyone have a great meal – and a terrific day, right? – Man: Yeah.
U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! What the hell is wrong with you, people? – ( laughter ) – ( Conan grumbles ) – Waitress: Have a good day, thanks. – Conan: Thank you. Kevin: Listen, listen, – U.S.A. U.S.A… – Yeah. And I love nobody… – Nobody says… – Nobody says anything. – “What’s wrong with you people?” – ( laughter ) ( music playing ) You chanted “U…” – Do you want pie? – No. I don’t want pie. ( music playing ) To be completely honest, I don’t feel great right now. I think the beer might have been a mistake, might have been. I’m not putting it in the definite mistake column yet. Belgian waffle was a mistake. – What are you talking about? – Pancakes. I just don’t feel great. I feel a little sluggish because of– I think because of what I ate. I think I’m gonna have diarrhea in like half an hour. Of course you are. That’s great. This is your car, right? – Of course. – I’d hate to have diarrhea – In my car. – Of course.
Right. Are you– are you serious right now? I wish I was wearing an adult diaper. That’s great. That’s perfect. Because then I would just ( bleep ) right now. Of course you would. Of course, it’d be an odor – not pleasant for you, but… – That’s right. – if it’s a good diaper… – That’s right. Maybe if we could just refrain – from… – Okay. – from doing it now. – Okay. Listen to me, when we get there I’m gonna have diarrhea, – we’ll get that out of way, – That’s good. we’ll evacuate my bowels, – Then I’m ready to sumo wrestle. – Okay. ( music playing ) Kevin: I can’t believe you dragged me into this ( bleep ). Doesn’t it feel good to not be in a gym? Doesn’t it feel good to be – in this beautiful setting? – I’m not knocking that, I’m not knocking that.
I’m not a negative Nancy. I’ll embrace what you said and what– Oh, my god. ( music playing ) ( yelling in foreign language ) Yeah. Yeah. ( grunting ) Yup. Nice, very nice. We honor you. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. ( man speaks in foreign language ) – Yes. – I have Nakashi. – He’s from Japan. – Kevin: Nakashi. Nakashi, I honor you – and I accept you. – Nakashi.
You’re from Idaho? – Kevin: From Idaho? – I’m not gonna bow to Idaho. He’s not real. – Are you a champion? – Five-time champion, – U.S. champion. – From Idaho? – Kelly: Yup. – That’s a yes! – U.S.A.! U.S…. – No, stop it, stop it, Don’t do that. Okay, well, hey, hey, good, hey, baby, Conan: I honor you – and the state of Idaho. – There you go. Kevin: Okay. Can we put it on over? ‘Cause no one wants to see my body. Time out. I’m not– I’m not gonna put nothing in my ass like that. I got way too much ( bleep ) for that. ( gong strike ) – Yeah, me too. – I’m being honest. We have large penises. Well, I mean, come on. – Hold on, hold on, hold on. – That’s not– – that’s not– that’s not… – What’s that? I wanted to do it – and, get, include myself and… – That’s not–stop it. – What’s that? – Stop it. Wrap me up, cuz.
I feel like I’m getting violated, cuz. Conan: This feels good. Did you like that feeling? It’s just right up in there. – This is crazy, guys. – See, well, this is– this is what it looks like. There’s no– it’s a kind of white – you don’t see a lot. – Oh, God. ( strained ) Yeah, that’s good. ( grunting ) I think that’s enough. Hold on, keep pulling. Keep going, that’s good. Kevin: Oh, come on, that’s not… – That’s good. – Okay, you’re ready. – ♪ Give it up ♪ – Now, I’m gonna show you that matawari, it’s very important for sumo wrestlers. It’s flexibility. Y’all need to start throwing tights up – under to this ( bleep ). – Okay, go ahead guys. Idaho, that’s enough. Hey, hey, guys! – Conan: Oh, God! Look at that! – Kevin: That’s enough.
Conan: That isn’t right. – Jesus. – Kevin: No, man! I’m not looking at that. I’m married, cuz. Okay. ( grunts ) – What are you doing, man? – I was just admiring. – Right. – If you dip low on me, that mean I get to… pop, pop, No, you cannot kick or you can’t punch. – No punching? – No. Excuse me, let me handle this. What about scratching? – Can we scratch? – No. – Poke, can we poke? – You have to push– no, no poking. – No poking? – What about this salt right here? Look, what about this stuff? – Yeah. – If you get close to me, can I do this? Eh. Conan: Throw salt at someone? No, you cannot do that. – Yeah. – You can’t throw salt? Jean-Claude Van Damme did. So, before the matches, we have the ritual.
When you come the ring, – you have to bow first. – Conan: Yeah. And then go down, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. – So that means… – Conan: Okay. you don’t hide any weapons in my body. – Okay. – Right. So come, come here. I mean, really, if you wanna be thorough, you would allow an anal cavity search. – No. – True. Conan, I don’t think they’re gonna do that. – They don’t do that. – Technically, if you wanted – to really be sure – Conan, just stop. that there’s no weapon, you would get your hand – inside my… – Conan, stop it. – I can hide a toolbox in here. – Yeah, it’s okay. You don’t got to open up that toolbox, – Jesus Christ. – I don’t get it. Look at this. All right, Conan, you go first against Idaho. – What are you talking about? – Whoo! – What are you talking about? – Let’s go. Let’s go. Match one. ( music playing ) Put him in a body bag! Is that for me? You put him– – Oh, yeah. – Go ahead.
Just go. Okay! ( yelling, grunting ) – Okay! All right. – Jesus, – what was that? – That was close. That was close. Let’s try it again. – Go at him! – Again! ( yelling, grunting ) What? Try it again. Oh, how awful is he? Okay. ( yelling, grunting ) All right, stop, stop, stop. Let’s just hold each other – for a bit. – Hey, you cannot stop. We’re just gonna hold each other. Kevin: That’s enough. Y’all ain’t never had somebody with that money Mayweather style.
– Okay. – ( screaming ) Yeah, yeah, yeah! I got him where I want him. I got him where I want him, baby. ( slow motion ) Oh, I got him where I want him, baby. Time out. I thought that was very good. I thought you did great. – Yeah. – Bow, you need to bow. I ain’t got no problem with that. How it feel to get your ass whooped? East side, Kevin. ( music playing ) West side, Conan. Okay! Go! ( dramatic music playing ) Oh, you done messed up now. ( hip-hop music playing ) ( laughs ) ( dramatic music resumes ) ( grunting ) No, no! Stop. Start the match over. This is how we do it. – Yeah. – Guys, lay back. – Yes. Don’t worry. – This is how we do it! ( screams ) Die! Kill! – No! No! – Kill! ( both grunting, yelling ) Ah! ( babbling ) Kevin Hart is the winner! ( cheering ) Show respect, bow each other. Come on. Oh, my God. I made sumo my ( bleep ). – Good job, man. – Good job, you did great, man. Good job, guys. ( Kevin clapping ) – Good job.
Good job, guys. – ( screams ) – Nothing. – ( speaking in foreign language ) ( laughter ) Kevin: Kevin Hart here. If you like “What the Fit,” then click the videos to watch more. You’ll also probably like my YouTube channel, “Laugh Out Loud.” Subscribe now by clicking the logo. ( heart beating ) ( music playing ) ( musical chime ) .
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