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TSP’s Rabish Ki Report | Rabish Chala Gym Part 1

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Our ancestors always said to desire and exercise. otherwise the date of success and the rate of weight will be out of control We often blame the government for the unemployment in this country. But Prime Minister, Mr. Modi, ?? Let’s keep aside the fact that you have to pay for this labour instead of it paying you. So what we’ve come to see here today is who besides Akshay Kumar and Mr. Modi has taken the Fit India movement seriously. so a distant relative of the gym and the bodybuilding. Hello, I’m Raja Rabish Kumar. Hail to God Bajrang Bali Isn’t that what hardcore builders say. Let’s take a look. Just as I entered the gym, 2 hard-working labourers stared at me as if Arnab is paying their fees. I saw a lady running on the treadmill and it felt like I found Barkha When i saw her face I was heartbroken and shocked.

Anyway, just then the gym owner greeted me with full excitement. – Hello, Rabishji! – That 5 kg hand pressed my hand so bad that it seemed like the bell icon from Screenpati’s Youtube channel. Okay, okay, man. Listen, this hand holds the mic, not the dumbbells. It’s a little weak so please let go. However, always remember that my tongue is quite strong! Sorry, Rabishji. What will you have? Tea, coffee or a protein shake? I don’t want all that.

I’ll just have the answers to my questions. Will you give that? Of course, I will. Why won’t I? I’ll answer you proudly. just shoot it It’s not so easy, got it? ‘Cause even people with a 56″ chest are scared to answer me. That’s why they don’t give me their interviews You might have understood who I’m talking about? So tell me how do you train here? Rabishji, our gym is world-famous in our city. Sir, people come here with 1-2 packs but leave with… 6-8 packs. – Wow, he has biscuits growing… – Yes, he does. – You’re a step ahead of Lakhan then. – What do you mean? I mean Lakhan would only make 1-2 turn to 4, but you turn 1-2 into 4, 6 and even 8. – Isn’t that right? – Well… Tell me something. Won’t it make you infertile if you drink this protein shake? – I have 4 kids, Rabishji. – Isn’t that wrong? – How so? – You’re taking disadvantage of your fertility. It’s not good for the nation, bro. Hey, you’re not doing the sit-ups properly. With what the gym owner said, it was obvious that this gym isn’t easy, it’s an excruciating workout everyday but you need to work through it Anyways, our camera went ahead from there and focused on a fitness freak who was lifting less weight but shouting more.

So at last I asked him bro, since all your energy is wasted in sound energy is it really hurting you or are you over acting? It’s not over acting but a technique. You get energy doing this. – you get the charge – Watch out, man. Don’t lose it all. Why did you shout now? Rajaji, this is a mix asian art of Chinese, Japanese and Indian muscle making. Mix asian art. Our body and mind works in sync with this. The amount we waste in sound energy will come back into us in the form of cosmic energy. And Rajaji energy and matter are conciousness of your body.

It is not equal to MC square He looks like a devotee of Nityanand baba ‘Cause only his devotees have such deep knowledge of physics. isn’t it? – Help! Help! – Look, he’s lost it. Looks like all the energy of his matter went away in the cosmos. Generally, no one wants to show their exam result. But they love to show the entire world what their workout result is. We met a gym member like that. Who would either take a selfie or a dumbbell to check his before and after. Looks like you’ve lost a lot. You’re going to look like Captain America in 2 months. One day, Rabishji. I will be succesful. I’m working so hard, ain’t I? But I think you need to lose some more weight. Well Rabish ji, anything for you – What? – Here you go, Rabishji! You misunderstood, man. I was talking about losing your body weight not the dummbells’. You took this system wrong. – What’d you say, Rabishji? – Nothing, bro. – Rabishji, you said… – No, no. I said nothing. Rabishji, you said the ‘system’! Exactly! System, Rabishji.

The system! The system should let us lose our weight, right? You tell me, Rabishji. You tell me. Is it our job to just lift weights and reduce our weight? Don’t we have any duty towards the society? What will happen to all the poor people who are surviving by selling samosas, vada pavs, chowmein, hakka noodles and jalebi, if we become selfish to lose weight. will this system feed them, Rabish ji? No, man. No. Mr. Modi tells us to sell pakodas on one hand and on the other he starts Fit India movement! Who’s going to eat the pakodas if India is Fit, Rabishji? It’s not called developing nation, it’s contradiction. It’s contradiction, Rabishji.

And when their samosas and pakodas won’t sell, their children will turn into criminals because of hunger. They’ll hold guns in their hands and cause riots all over the nation. Will these toned body and 6-pack abs be able to face their 1″-2″ bullets? No! I ask you Rabish ji Will these gym owners provide security to their members? No, right? – Tell me something. – Yes? Are you on protein or on drugs? I just eat eggs, Rabishji. Indigenous one, The brown brown. However, I feel like you should be an employment minister of our country. ‘Cause you’ve made a good system within a system. You get fat and come to gym for gym owner’s livelihood. Then you go eat at the fast food places for their livelihood. – Very nice, bro. Very nice! – No, Rabishji. My heart’s just that way.

– soft, kind, cute and naughty – So… during the World War II When people had surrounded Hitler. Hitler said that, what happened was for the best. If I shoot anywhere, someone will surely die. That’s the kind of positivity I got from him. I think this nation needs builders and youth like him. For a while I got the feeling of Indian trains at the gym. When I saw a builder take the dumbbells to the bathroom like a ticketless traveller. But I went in like a TT and caught him. What is this? What are you doing? My camera is outside, bro. How will I report this? Open it. – Come on. – Come, come in. What are you doing, bro? What did you do? Actually, Rabishji, my gym membership has been expired, so I’m saving money by not letting people see me. That’s theft. but whats wrong in that. I’m quietly exercising and using my right. I’m not even bothering anyone. When I first came to get membership, they said it’s 4000 per month, and 4200 for 6 months. So I took it for 6 months. – But you only come for 1 month. – That’s right – You think they’ll refund me the rest? – They absolutely won’t.

You got me in trouble. He’s ruining my image. The nation says I’m a good journalist. – you got me in trouble. – Hold on.. Hold it.. How will I answer Mr. Modi? What do I tell him? What are you doing? – They’re gone… – What did you just do? Nuclear Bomb ! A threat is more than enough. – I’m sure you read the news, right? – Yeah. Okay, tell me why you didn’t come for the 5 months you’d paid for? Laziness. That’s all. – It took 5 months to wake up. – hmmm, your laziness was very lazy. Absolutely. But how do you hide from people when you come here? Rabishji, only my dumbbells recognise me at the gym. and they can’t talk. Also, I’m sure you’ve watched ‘3 Idiots’. You just need a uniform and not fees to come to a gym. and yeah, that I stole from the locker room. If the Indian government needs spies, come get him from the gym.

he is so good at spying. No one even knows about him. How will they know who I am? My body would’ve changed by then. – I’ll smash their teeth in! Bloody… – Okay, I’ll leave now. Do you need something? I can send it to you. Just a little room freshner. Not that, tell me if you need any dumbbells… – Okay? – I’ll get that myself. You also come along now. .