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Muscle Beach With James Corden | Kevin Hart: What The Fit Episode 2 | Laugh Out Loud Network

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– ALL RIGHT. – I CAN’T EVEN MOVE. – WELL, YOU GOT TO GET IT, JAMES. – BUT I CAN’T EVEN… – IT’S THE BRAKE. – THE BRAKE OFF. TAKE THE BRAKE OFF. – WELL, WHAT THE (BLEEP) IS THAT? – GO, PUSH IT UP. – OH, OH. YEAH, NOW WE’RE COOKING. THERE IT IS. – ALL RIGHT. (MUSIC) – GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY. JUST A CASUAL DAY WITH KEVIN HART AND JAMES CORDEN DRIVING ON VENICE BEACH. – YO, CORDEN. – HOW ARE YOU, PEOPLE? – WOO. – JAMES CORDEN IS ON “WHAT THE FIT” TODAY. “WHAT THE FIT” IS A SHOW WHERE MY CELEBRITY FRIENDS AND I WORK OUT IN UNUSUAL WAYS. HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY? TALK TO ME. – I’M GOOD, I’M GOOD. I’M ENJOYING, WE’RE HERE ON VENICE BEACH. – YES, IT’S THE LEGENDARY VENICE BEACH. – WE ALL JUST GOT A LOVELY BLAST OF MARIJUANA… – YEAH, YEAH, NO. – …FROM SOMEWHERE WHICH AT THIS HOUR IS RARE FOR ME. BUT, I MEAN, I’M STILL FEELING IT. – NO, NO, IT’S 10:00 AM. – I’M STILL FEELING IT, 10:00 AM. – THAT’S SMOKE TIME IN VENICE. – 10:00 AM ON A FRIDAY.

HELLO, MATE. – I KNOW THEY DO LIKE THE LITTLE GYMNASTIC STUFF DOWN THERE, THEN WE’LL GO TO MUSCLE BEACH, WE’LL WORK OUT. (METAL MUSIC) – YEAH A LOT OF MY BUDDIES ARE ALREADY DOWN THERE ANYWAY, SO I’LL PROBABLY KNOW A LOT OF THE GUYS. – A LOT OF WHAT GUYS? – A LOT OF THE GUYS ON MUSCLE BEACH. IT’S PRETTY MUCH MY– PRETTY MUCH MY CREW, SO… – SO YOU WORK OUT AT MUSCLE BEACH? – YEAH, I WORK OUT. – OH. – DIPS, YOU KNOW, QUADS. – I THOUGHT–I THOUGHT THAT I WAS BRINGING YOU SOMEWHERE THAT YOU HAVEN’T BEEN. – GLUTES… – I DIDN’T KNOW THAT YOU HAD RELATIONSHIPS. OKAY, THAT MAKES IT BETTER. – YEAH, YOU’LL SEE WHEN WE GET THERE. – OKAY. – THEY’LL BE LIKE– THEY’LL BE LIKE, “WHAT.” YOU KNOW. – OKAY. WELL, THAT’S GOOD. – YEAH. – HOW YOU DOING, BROTHER? I ALWAYS SAY BROTHER WHEN I SEE A BLACK GUY, I’M TELLING YOU. – (LAUGHS) – I DON’T KNOW IF THAT’S GOOD OR BAD. I JUST–I’VE ALWAYS DONE IT. – YOU KNOW WHAT I’VE STARTED CALLING PEOPLE? BIG DICK. – BIG DICK. – WHAT’S GOING ON, BIG DICK? – BIG… – BECAUSE NO ONE’S OFFENDED.

– NOBODY? – NO ONE’S OFFENDED. EVERYBODY LOVES BEING CALLED BIG DICK. THEY ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT. WATCH THIS. WATCH. – GOT TO TRY IT. – GOT TO TRY IT. – WHAT’S GOING ON, BIG DICK? LOVES IT, LOOK AT HIM, COULDN’T BE HAPPIER! HE’S OVER THE MOON. HE’S NEVER BEEN HAPPIER IN HIS LIFE. YEAH, WHAT’S UP, BIG DICK? – (LAUGHS) – HE LOVES IT. PEOPLE LOVE BEING CALLED BIG DICK. – ALL RIGHT. THEY PROBABLY HAVE… – I’M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW. – THE FUNNY THING–THE FUNNY…

– THERE HE IS, THERE’S MY MAIN MAN, BIG DICK. – THERE IT IS, YO. – IT’S OUR BIG DICK SWINGER. – GOOD FOR YOU, BABY. KEEP IT SWINGING. – (LAUGHS) – LOOK AT THESE GUYS RIGHT HERE. – OH WOW, LOOK AT THESE GUYS. – YEAH, THESE GUYS RIGHT HERE LOOK LIKE ALL THEY DO IS SIT OUT THERE AND WAIT TO (BLEEP). – (LAUGHS) – THERE THEY GO RIGHT THERE. (MUSIC) – OH, LOOK AT THIS. – OH, LOOK AT THIS NOW. – THIS IS WHAT I TOLD YOU. – OH, LOOK AT THIS. – I TOLD YOU. – THERE WE GO. HANG–ARE YOU ON? – YEAH, I GOT IT. – YOU BRAKE? – YEAH, I MADE SURE I BROKE. – ALL RIGHT. – OKAY. – OH, MY GOD. – THIS IS WHERE ALL THE GYMNASTS COME AND HANG OUT. – LOOK AT THIS. – YEAH. – LOOK AT THIS GUY. – THESE ARE ALL MY FRIENDS. HEY, TOMMY, RICKY, JOEY… – (LAUGHS) – MALCOLM.

HEY, CLAIRE, GAIL. MEGAN. EASY. – OKAY, I MEAN… – IT’S SO EASY. – I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS BEGINNER’S DAY. – SO EASY. WHAT’RE WE DOING? ARE WE–ARE WE GONNA DO SOMETHING OR ARE WE… – I’M JUST GONNA… – …ARE WE NOT? – IS THAT IT? IS THAT IT? PFFT. – IS THAT IT? EASY. GO ON, JAMES. GET UP THERE AND, UH, SHOW THEM WHAT YOU’RE DOING. PLEASE DON’T DO NOTHING STUPID. AND I KNOW–I KNOW HOW– NO, JAMES. – GOT TO GET HIM HYPED. – NO. IF I CAN– IF I CAN GET EVERYBODY TO STOP CLAPPING. – IF I CAN EVERY– NO, JAMES. SHIT. OH, SHIT. OKAY, ALL RIGHT. – GO, JAMES. – GO, JAMES. OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

(CROWD CHEERING) – IT’S GOOD. NO, JAMES, I DON’T NEED A CLAP. – YEAH, YOU DO. – JAMES–NO, I DON’T NEED A CLAP. – YEAH, YOU DO. YEAH, YOU DO. HERE WE GO. THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT. THIS IS IT. (MUSIC) – YEAH! (YELLING) YEAH! YEAH! AHHHH! AHHHH! – LET’S GO! LET’S GO! – YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! THIS BAR’S MY BITCH! – YEAH! YEAH! NOW YOU’RE EMBARRASSED, NOW YOU LOOK THE FOOL. – CAN SOMEBODY, UH, CAN SOMEBODY COME HELP ME DOWN? – EVERYONE TURN AROUND, TURN AROUND, LOOK THE OTHER WAY WHILE WE GET HIM DOWN. – YEAH, JUST HELP ME DOWN, JAMES. – OKAY, COME ON. – JUST HELP ME DOWN. JAMES, THANK YOU. GO, GO. – THAT’S HOW WE DO IT. -YEAH. -BE CAREFUL. JAMES, BE CAREFUL. BE CAREFUL, JAMES. I THINK I PUT MY BALLS ON THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD.

– THAT’S HOW WE DO IT. – THANK YOU, GUYS. – THAT’S HOW WE DO IT. – I’LL SEE YOU GUYS TOMORROW, SAME TIME IN THE MORNING. LET’S GO TO MUSCLE BEACH. – LET’S GO HIT THE WEIGHTS. ALL RIGHT, WHERE ARE THE WEIGHTS? THIS WAY, OKAY. (MUSIC) – ALL RIGHT, HERE IT IS. MY SPIRITUAL HOMELAND. OH, MY GOD. (CROWD CHEERING) – LOOK AT THIS. – HOLY SHIT. – WHAT’S THIS GUY DOING? OH, WOW. – YEAH, YEAH. (CROWD CHEERING) – OW, OW. – OH. – YEAH. – THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. – YOU’RE NEXT, KEVIN.

– WHAT’S UP, JAMES? – WHAT’S GOING ON, MAN? NICE TO SEE YOU. YEAH, DOING A LITTLE WORK, HUH? – JUST A LITTLE WORK. – YEAH, JUST A LITTLE WARM-UP, MAN. – JUST A LITTLE LIGHT WORK. -WHY DON’T Y’ALL COME OVER HERE AND GET UP IN THIS WITH US? – YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, I WAS–I WAS ON MY WAY. I WAS– I WAS ON MY WAY UP OVER HERE. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, THAT’S ALL. YEAH. – WE’RE GONNA GET YOU Y’ALL READY, WE’LL GIVE YOU THE FULL MUSCLE BEACH EXPERIENCE. – ARE YOU–ARE YOU A REAL PERSON OR ARE YOU… – JESUS CHRIST. – I DON’T KNOW, MAN. – MAYBE THEY CLONED ME OR SOMETHING. – OKAY. – I BROKE OUT OF A FACILITY. – I GOT YOU. – WE’RE THE DEFENDERS, MAN, WE’RE TRYING TO SHOW YOU HOW WE LIVE, MAN.

– YEAH, YEAH. – DEFENDERS OF MUSCLE BEACH. – THE DEFENDERS OF MUSCLE BEACH? – ANY PROBLEMS AROUND HERE, WE DEFENDING THAT AND YOU. – OKAY, WELL, GUESS WHAT? I AIN’T (BLEEP) WITH Y’ALL. SO YOU AIN’T GOT TO WORRY ABOUT ME. – THIS IS EXTREME CALISTHENICS. – OKAY. – BODYWEIGHT WORKOUT. IT GETS YOU REAL CHISELED, IT’S ALL IN THE CORE. – BODYWEIGHT-WISE, I THINK I’M BEATING ALL OF Y’ALL. – OKAY. – ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT WE TRY COUPLE OF DIPS, MAN? – DIPS? – YEAH, YOU EVER DO DIPS? – LIKE DIPPING A BISCUIT? DIPPING…

– YOU DIP THE DORITOS IN, YOU KNOW, DIP THEM IN ONE OF THOSE DIPS. – OH, I LOVE A DIP. I LOVE A DIP AND GUAC. – COME ON, JAMES. I JUST NEED FIVE OUT OF YOU. (CROWD CHEERING) (MUSIC) – LET’S GO, JAMES. COME ON, Y’ALL. FOR JAMES. (CROWD CHEERING) – (YELLS) – COME ON, JAMES. – YOU DID IT. – WHOA, ONE MORE, ONE MORE, ONE MORE. – YEAH! (CROWD CHEERING) (MUSIC) – JAMES, THAT’S NOT EVEN YOUR WATER, JAMES. YOU JUST USED SOMEBODY’S WATER. – WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? THAT’S WHAT WE DO AT MUSCLE BEACH, RIGHT? – WE’LL GET IN TROUBLE FOR THAT, JAMES. – REPRESENT. DEFENDERS. DEFENDERS. WOO. – IT’S GONNA BE TOUGH, KEVIN. COME ON, IT’S YOUR TURN, MAN. – WOO. – DON’T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME.

– ALL RIGHT, KEV, COME ON. – COME ON. KEVIN, KEVIN, KEVIN, KEVIN… – KEVIN. – …KEVIN, KEVIN. – OH! – COME ON, LEGWORK, KEV. – OH! – LEGWORK. – OH! – THAT’S WHY I LIFT TOO MUCH. – YEAH! YEAH! – COME ON, KEV! (CROWD CHEERING) – YEAH, MAN! – ELBOWS, ELBOWS, ELBOWS. – YEAH. – THAT’S HOW WE DO IT. – THAT SHIT HURT. – THIS IS THE BENCH PRESS. – OKAY. – YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE KING OF THE EXERCISES IF YOU WANNA LOOK LIKE A KING OUT HERE. – OKAY. – SO GET YOUR CHEST PUMPED UP. ONE WILL BE THIS, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU FLEX YOUR CHEST? – YEAH, YEAH. – AND YOU CAN ALSO DO THIS, YOU KNOW? MAKE YOUR CHEST BOUNCE. – YOU GUYS BASICALLY HAVE–HAVE BREASTS IS WHAT THIS BOILS DOWN TO. – ENOUGH TALKING, JUST SHOW THEM THE EXERCISE. – OH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT. – SO LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. (MUSIC) – OKAY. – 225 ALL IN THE AIR. – THAT SEEMS LIKE ALL IN THERE. – OH, SHIT. – 225. (CROWD CHEERING) – FIRST OF ALL, I CAN– I CAN THROW UP 225. – YEAH, COME ON. – I CAN THROW UP 225 IN MY SLEEP. WHEN I’M ASLEEP, SOMETIMES I DREAM AND I’M LIKE, “WHAT AM I DOING?” AND I’M, LIKE, THROWING UP 225.

(LAUGHTER) – LET’S DO IT, 225, HERE WE GO. – READY. ONE, TWO, THREE. – ONE, TWO, THREE. – ALL RIGHT, LET IT GO. – WOW, LET IT GO. – LET IT GO, LET IT GO. – NO WAY. SHUT UP! (CROWD CHEERING) – KEVIN! – COME ON, COME ON, MAN. – COME ON, KEV. COME ON. COME ON, KEV. – COME ON, ONE MORE, ONE MORE! ONE MORE! ONE MORE! – YEAH! (CROWD CHEERING) – (GRUNTING) – I THINK I GOT A CRAMP. – I CAN’T DO THAT, I CAN’T LIFT THAT. LET ME DO ONE OF THESE. – I’M GONNA HAND IT TO YOU.

I’M GONNA HAND IT TO YOU. – LET ME SEE. JAMES (BLEEP). – COME ON, COME ON, YOU GOT THAT. – GET UP, GET UP. – JAMES, THERE YOU GO. – COME ON, LIFT IT UP. – I DON’T–GUYS, I DON’T THINK JAMES HAS IT, GUYS. – COME ON, JAMES, LIFT IT UP. – OH, SHIT. – COME ON, YOU GOT IT. (MUSIC) (CROWD CHEERING) – AHHH! (BOING) – YEAH! YEAH! – DAMN. – NO, NO. – NONE OF THAT FAKE STUFF NO MORE, JAMES. – I NEED TO GET ON SOME ROIDS. – OKAY, NO, NO. – I GOT TO GET SOME STEROIDS. – JAMES. – GET ME SOME STEROIDS. – JAMES. – I GOT TO GET SOME ROID RAGE. – NO, I DON’T THINK YOU NEED ROIDS. – YEAH I GOT IT. – NONE OF THAT, JAMES NONE OF–JAMES. DEFENDERS OF MUSCLE BEACH… – DON’T AT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, I’LL KNOCK YOU BOTH OUT IF YOU GIVE ME ALL THIS. – DEFENDERS, JAMES, WE’RE DEFENDING. – COME ON. – YEAH, WE’RE DEFENDING. – YEAH, WE DEFEND, BUT WE ALSO ATTACK. -YES. (LAUGHTER) – I FEEL LIKE I’VE WORKED HARD TODAY. – YOU ALREADY LOOK TWICE AS BIG, MAN. – I FEEL… – IT’S LIKE I’M LOOKING INTO A MIRROR, MAN. – YEAH.

NO, IT SHOULD. IT SHOULD BE. – I’M LOOKING INTO THE MIRROR. JAMES, I’M GONNA NEED YOU TO TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF. – YOU WHAT? WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT? – IT’S THAT TIME, MAN. GRAND FINALE. – I HEARD Y’ALL A LITTLE COMPETITIVE, SO WE GOT TO GET A FLEX-OFF BETWEEN YOU TWO, ALL RIGHT? – OH, THAT’S EASY. – A FLEX-OFF? – YOU VERSUS HIM. – EASY? – IN A FLEX-OFF. – NOT A PROBLEM. – IN A FLEX-OFF. – NOT A PROBLEM. – PEOPLE JUST GONNA SAY GO AND YOU BOTH THROW YOUR BEST POSES UP. – THAT’S HOW WE GONNA DO IT. – ALL RIGHT. – GIVE IT UP.

(CROWD CHEERING) – LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. – BRING IT. – YOU FIRST, JAMES. – NO, YOU GO FIRST. – ALL RIGHT, FINE. ARE YOU SURE? – YEAH, FINE. – FINE. – GO FOR IT. – HERE IT COMES. – GO. – I’M ABOUT TO (BLEEP) HIT YOU… – GO. – …LIKE A VOLCANO. – DO IT. – BECAUSE THIS IS ABOUT TO GET HOT. (MUSIC) – DOUBLE BI, DOUBLE BI, KEV. – (GRUNTING) (CROWD CHEERING) – NOT WHAT WE DISCUSSED BUT IT’S GOOD, MAN. – YES, YEAH. – I LIKE THAT. I LIKE THAT. – THAT’S JUST– THAT’S JUST IMPROV. – THAT WAS GOOD, KEV. THAT WAS GOOD. – I KNOW IT WAS. GO AHEAD, JAMES. YOU READY? – ALL RIGHT, YUP. (LAUGHTER) – WHAT WAS THAT? – SERIOUS, JAMES. (DRUM ROLL) (LAUGHTER) – OKAY, HERE WE GO. (MUSIC) – OH. – SHIT. – MY GUY. THAT’S MY GUY. – NO, THAT’S A… – THAT’S AN ILLEGAL POSE RIGHT THERE. – THAT’S MY GUY. – THAT’S AN ILLEGAL POSE? – THAT’S AN ILLEGAL POSE RIGHT THERE, MAN! – THAT’S AN ILLEGAL POSE RIGHT THERE! – THAT’S ENOUGH.

– OKAY. – I DIDN’T WANNA DO THIS TO YOU BUT YOU LEFT ME NO CHOICE. – YOU AIN’T READY FOR THIS, MAN. (MUSIC) (THUNDERCLAP) – WOO. – OH. – (CROWD CHEERING) – NO WAY! HE DID IT. HE DID IT. – FINISH HIM OFF. I TOLD YOU THAT LEG FLEX GONNA GET IT. I TOLD YOU. – MY LEGS. – HAVE YOU GOT ANY LEGS? – YOU BETTER GET THEM. – I WENT LEGS. – LET’S GO, LEGS. (MUSIC) (CROWD CHEERING) – NO, HE DIDN’T. – SON OF A BITCH. SON OF A BITCH. – YEAH. WE WEREN’T PREPPED FOR THIS. – JESUS CHRIST. – SHH. (INHALES/EXHALES) – OH, NO, NO! (YELLS) – NO! NO! BULLSHIT! NO! NO! ENOUGH! – (YELLS) – ENOUGH! NO! THAT’S ENOUGH, JAMES! YOU HAD THOSE GODDAMN PANTS ON THE WHOLE TIME? NO, OH, THAT’S RIDICULOUS, JAMES. (CROWD APPLAUSE) – SO, UH, THE CROWD’S DETERMINE THE WINNER, MAN.

COME ON, WHO GOT IT? LET’S HEAR ONE TIME FOR JAMES! (CROWD CHEERING) – ONE TIME FOR KEVIN, GIVE IT UP! (CROWD CHEERING) – THEY’RE BOOING. THEY’RE ACTUALLY BOOING. – I THINK WE HAVE A DECISION, MAN. – NO! – YES! – (BLEEP) YOU! – NO! NO! NO! JAMES! – COME ON. COME ON. – NO! NO! JAMES! – HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WE’RE NOT DOING THIS. – JAMES! IT’S NOT WORTH IT! – I’LL DESTROY YOU! – JAMES, IT’S NOT WORTH IT! – CALM DOWN, JAMES! – IT’S NOT WORTH IT. – JAMES, JAMES, JAMES, JAMES. IT’S NOT WORTH IT. – THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER AMAZING EPISODE OF “WHAT THE FIT”. – YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN! YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN! – THANK YOU TO ALL THE AMAZING PEOPLE OF MUSCLE BEACH AND ON VENICE, MAN. HONESTLY, GUYS, THIS HAS BEEN A DOPE DAY. JAMES CORDEN AND MYSELF CAME. – (LAUGHING) – EMBRACED THE MOMENT. HAD A GOOD TIME. JAMES, DID YOU HAVE FUN? – OH, MAN.

BEST TIME EVER. – BEST TIME EVER, MAN. – BEST TIME EVER. – THANK YOU, GUYS, ALSO. – THANKS SO MUCH, GUYS. – DEFENDERS. DEFENDERS. – DEFENDERS. – DEFENDERS. IF YOU WANNA WATCH MORE OF ME, KEVIN HART, CLICK THE VIDEOS. AND WHY NOT SUBSCRIBE TO MY COMEDY CHANNEL, LAUGH OUT LOUD? CLICK THE LOGO. IT’S FREE. GET CLICKING. .

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