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James Joins Mark Wahlberg’s 4am Workout Club

IT’S 2:00 IN THE MORNING, I JUST WOKE UP, AND I’M GOING TO WORK OUT WITH MARK WAHLBERG. IT IS 10 TO 3:00 IN THE MORNING, ACCORDING TO MARK WAHLBERG’S INSTAGRAM SCHEDULE. HE’S PRAYING RIGHT NOW. AND SO AM I, I’M PRAYING HE CANCELS. I MEAN, I NEVER SEEN THESE ROADS SO QUIET. I MEAN, I NEVER SEEN THESE ROADS SO QUIET. ♪ ♪. >> James: THIS IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING EVER.

♪ ♪ >> James: SLEEPING. I HAVEN’T SEEN ONE CAR ON THE JOURNEY HERE. ONE CAR. >> ISN’T IT NICE AND PEACEFUL THOUGH? YOU GET UP? >> James: IS COMPLETELY PEACEFUL. >> THE WORK-OUT IS GOING TO SUCK, BUT YOU’LL FEEL GREAT AND ATTACK THE REST OF DAY >> James: I WANT TO GO BACK TO BED. >> LIE DOWN AND THESE MATS AND HOME RUN STRETCH. >> James: SURE. I CAN LIE DOWN. LYING DOWN IS NO PROBLEM. THIS IS JUST A GET AWAY FROM THE FAMILY YOU SAY I’M GOING TO WORK OUT AND YOU LIE DOWN AND HAVE A SNOOZE. IS THAT IT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> James: BEING A NORMAL PERSON. I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF I’M STILL AWAKE OR IF THIS IS SOME SORT OF WEIRD DREAM. LYING ON THE FLOOR. MARK WAHLBERG. I PUT IT OFF YOUR SCHEDULE. IS THIS FOR REAL, 2:30 WAKE-UP. 2:45, PRAYER.

>> WHEN I GOT MY 2:45 WAKE-UP I LAID IN THE BED UNTIL 3:05. >> WHEN I GOT MY 2:45 WAKE-UP I LAID IN THE BED UNTIL 3:05. I KNEW I WOULDN’T GO BACK TO SLEEP BECAUSE I HAD TO PEE >> IF YOU WANT TO GET IN TOP, TOP SHAPE. >> I’LL SETTLE FOR LIKE BOTTOM, BOTTOMS SHAPE. I’LL TAKE BAD SHAPE. >> YOU GOT TO BE READY. THERE’S A WHOLE LOT IN FRONT OF YOU >> I’M JUST SAYING I’M NOT MARK WAHLBERG. I’LL CALL IN THEY WILL COME OVER PROVIDED IT’S BEFORE 5:00 P.M.

♪ ♪. ♪ ♪. >> James: CUTTING A RUG. >> THREE, TWO, COME ON, MORE, ONE MORE, GOT TO GET SO ZERO. ONE MORE. >> WHAT DO MEAN ONE MORE? NO ONE COUNTS ZERO. ! >> WHAT? NOW I FEEL LIKE I’M IN A BOY BAND AND ENJOYING IT. EVERYBODY. WE NEED MUSIC. >> ROCK YOUR BODY. ♪ ♪. ♪ ♪. >> THERE YOU GO. >> THERE YOU GO. >> James: DO YOU ALWAYS WORK OUT IN FROM A CARDBOARD? >> James: DO YOU ALWAYS WORK OUT IN FROM A CARDBOARD? THAT WAS SO QUICK. IT WAS THERE. MARK, WHAT DO YOU GOT >> MADE US SOME MERCH, ME AND YOU, THE 4:00 A.M. CLUB >> YOU LOOK MORE JACK THAN ME >> YES, I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED I JUST SAID TO THE GUY, IMAGINE WHAT I LOOK LIKE WITH MY TOP OFF. AND IMAGINE WHAT MARK LOOKS LIKE AND THEY JUST DID IT. ♪ ♪. ♪. ♪ ♪. HA HA HA. >> James: WE GOT TO GO NOW. THIS PRETTY MUCH CONCLUDES THE WARM-UP.

NOW WE GOT TO START THE WORK-OUT >> James: I’M DONE. I’LL SEE YOU TOMORROW >> ARE YOU COMING >> James: YEAH, I’LL BE HERE ABOUT MIDNIGHT. I GET A COUPLE OF HOURS IN BEFORE YOU WAKE UP. THE 4:00 A.M. CLUB, JAMES CORDEN OUT. MAKE SURE HE DOESN’T THROW UP IN MY BATHROOM. OK? .

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Wait oh dude I’m almost out of gas I don’t wanna get you straining after run home I really wanted to working out today so cute lay these at least in about 45 minutes I’ll Drive oh dude I can’t go I got a mo what mo it’s winter time tomorrow what does hey why would I ever go to the gym when I get one of these for my mom jock with eight-pound ladies me certainly a senior dog yoga class through those ways and then you know with these dude just like 15 more minutes of those and I’ll be done but you got a nice I remember you got the room shirt I got you dog yep thanks I’m done are you taking that well I have it summon I saw you here last week I think what were you here last week we’re going out yeah yes are you gonna go grab lunch after last week when Jeremy came over to my house you know my friend years yeah no I know yeah just like a quick sandwich oh no we’re playing Mario Kart we’re playing rainbow road I think I’m done I’m gonna head home yeah I’m pretty tired too you just got here we don’t dude you know what I’m really grateful a double cheeseburger extra bacon dude we just worked out exactly I think when I had a milkshake you I deserve it it’s good really good water it’s to look at protein goes into the mouth and then goes yeah and this into the Mustang you eat your proteins like this right got you dude yeah um d-day put it inside your arms hello folks just cruising on a treadmill hope you enjoyed our video if you would like to buy some awesome do perfect merchandise including this shirt this shirt or sweatshirts puppy love blankets backpack all kinds of cool stuff click up here in the corner if you’d like to share a lot of stereotypes video click up here but that do you like to check my phone game click straight in the middle comment share like favorite everything that’s good do it what’s all over your face protein mainly

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