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2 On Your Side: LA Fitness Contracts

So one of the most popular New Year’s resolutions is of course to get fit so January is one of the busiest months for new gym memberships and for hiring a personal trainer ah but as one local gym being upfront about what its new customers are actually signing up for CBS 2’s investigator Kristine Lazar joins us now with more on this you gotta listen to this you know it’s so hard these days because if you look at the Terms of Service of all these contracts you sign their pages and pages and pages so people really need to know what they’re getting into now once you join LA Fitness they’ll offer you a free training session and that trainer will then sit down with you to talk about training packages but when we went undercover we found that some of those trainers weren’t always truthful about that fine print their pitch sounds great the lowest monthly gym membership in town with no contract but is LA Fitness being truthful with potential clients I was furious I was livid I felt taken advantage last summer santa clarita pastor tony montijo met with a trainer at this LA Fitness in Santa Clarita to discuss monthly training packages I said I cannot afford any of this I could afford maybe one or two months did you ask him if you could cancel at any time yes I did I made it abundantly clear that I cannot afford a personal trainer for a whole year so after two months when Tony wanted to cancel his training package he says the manager told him he would have to buy out his contract for more than $1000 and at that point he said that he was so sorry that I was misled and that the person that signed me up is no longer there iliza Valley says she was told the same thing about the same trainer but she tried to confront him about the contract that she signed she signed up for a membership at LA Fitness in Santa Clarita and decided to ask about swim lessons in the gyms pool iliza says she was very clear that she wanted to sign up for a package of eight classes for about $300 so all this time I’m just focused on one package for eight classes eliza says she never saw a contract until they emailed it to her after she had signed it they mislead you and that they trap you into this contract stuff turns out what Eliza signed up for was eight classes a month for an entire year more than $2,000 worth of swim lessons it’s like I’m going to be competing Olympics I have to do this kind of a training for a whole year it’s a joke hi how are ya – on your side went to three area le Fitness’s including Tony and Eliza’s location to hear the sales pitch this employee told us when it comes to memberships contract she assured us that le fitness doesn’t do contracts but their membership agreement says right here it’s a contract and at this San Fernando Valley location this personal trainer assured us we wouldn’t be locked into a training contract if we signed up for one and if I needed to cancel could I it was only once we pushed her for specifics that she told us about the buyout we asked at all three locations if we could take a contract home to review it and to said no do you have copies of the membership contracts I can’t go home and read it one location did give us a membership contract although they insisted it wasn’t a contract only fitness told you on your side that the terms of the contract are always displayed on a large computer screen at the time of the signing they would not tell us however what their policy is on allowing potential customers to take home a contract to review it before they sign it now after we contacted them LA Fitness did agree to let Tony and Eliza out of their training contracts and they refunded the extra months they paid after they asked to cancel so the key is you want to look at those contracts you want to take some time to review them if a business won’t let you take those contracts home ahead of time then maybe you want to look for a different business the line got me there is no contract but we’ll give you a copy of it right right okay I’ll tell you something right there thank you well Ken – on your side help you just email – on your side at cbs.com with your problem or on social media use the hashtag – on your side

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EEVSKU X FITNESS | Part 1

This year my theme is snow Not just as an element I was born in December and I am kind of a child of winter and christmas On the other hand, I am a child of sunshine Being finnish and having that “sisu” (perseverance) and strength But at the same time, the softness, fairness and purity – of snow So, now we are… “we”? All of us I am going to train my fitness routine Ringa (my choreographer) came from Jyväskylä to Helsinki Ringa have made all of my fitness routines besides the year 2013 We have known each other since the time we were doing gymnastics together and we have coached together too Ringa has made me…

4 fitness routines We started doing this routine last autumn and this has been ready for a long time but it always needs some fine adjustments Especially because I was ill for a while a go I still don’t know if I can do a whole routine or not When I was getting better from my flu, I went and try out to do it Is was not a good idea… That’s why I recovered a bit longer and tried to keep my training light I have been training my fitness routine about 2 times per week And this is probably the 3rd time, in this year, when we are seeing each other with Ringa But I am used to train alone I see my coach Teemu once a month, now when the competitions are coming, we are seeing a bit more often It is good to get some little tricks and do finetuning Let’s see…

What Ringa will think Eve has advanced a lot during these years When we started out together we had to concentrate on that it wouldn’t look so gymnastics -like Tightness has always been natural for her, but dancing is something we have been trying to train more Now things are going really well, considering her low energy Now we have to do just a little adjustments here and there The flips are so lively and powerful you can’t know which way is she going down There haven’t never been a question about Eve on stage.

She is always shining so bright It doesn’t matter what she is doing, and whether she’d forget her routine, performing is something she can do and that is also why we can concentrate on just a small things With other people I work with, we have to train technique till the last weeks to get the routine completed Gladly, with Eve we can focus on to the little details… which will guarantee her winning We are going to the gym I have been training my fitness routine this morning also I trained mainly technique and some rehabilitation for my back because I have some problems with it, and with my back’s facet lock it causes problems with my right side’s nervous system But now, let’s do some delts Maybe a bit arms…

And chest… My training program depends a lot about my feelings and I like to go “with the flow” I know approximately what to do But whatever feels good at that moment I do not plan strictly my programs Let’s go… Yeah I have to be precise with the movements and angles to my chest and delts When my back gets locked, it causes some nervous problems with the ride side of my body and it is hard for me to keep my right shoulder blade at its right form So I have to concentrate to do the movements right But yeah, you’ll always find some way to work things out And well, I wouldn’t say I’d had some major problems right now, But the fact is that with so many training years that I have, it gets harder and problematic sometimes *emotional explosion* Only because of training That emotional explosion is a combination of many things It is the big picture: how much I have been working for this, how hard times I have had before…

And now it finally feels that I have succeed (at least for myself) Winning is pretty important for me and… Of course I want to win I have been trying to think that maybe it isn’t everything and the most important thing And of course it couldn’t have ever been But I can admit that sometimes winning was the only thing that mattered and winning was the only thing that made me happy Oh what an explosion of emotions But it is kind of really cool that something like this can cause so big emotions What else could do the same…? Besides love But for myself I think I am going to achieve the goals I have made And be in the best shape where I have ever been If I could be just as lean as on my first year of competing Getting so lean and cutted is never easy for me, and for few it is But for me it takes a lot In the end calories are low and there is a lot of training And I know that even though I think I can and I could eat less and do more It is not always better It is definitely not always better I have a good feeling And I will enjoy this as much as I can I have been definitely working so hard for this Was the result whatever (hopefully good) I have deserved all this And I will enjoy it at full

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Roller Fitness with Tiffany Haddish | Kevin Hart: What The Fit Episode 3 | Laugh Out Loud Network

I’m with my good friend – Tiffany Haddish. -Yay. Kevin: And we’re roller blading today. And Tiffany decided to wear an outfit. -I did. -Yes. -I’m rolling ready, baby. -Okay. Tiffany… -I got the socks. -Okay. Tiffany, don’t put your leg up like that in these cameras. -These socks– Okay, I’m sorry. -Kevin: Okay. ( upbeat music ) -Tiffany: So you’ve taught me a lot of things, so I thought to myself, “Tiffany, what can you teach Kevin?” And I said “I know, I’ll teach you how to save money.” -Okay. -Tiffany: So I have coupons and they’re about to expire, so we got to use them. I got a coupon for… One bedtime tuck-in but that’s for bedtime. If you went and bought it, somebody will tuck you in. Discount. -What tuck–what kind of freak show is that? -It’s a hundred dollar– it’s a… -What is that? -Oh, well, see you have somebody. See, I live alone, so I get lonely if somebody don’t tuck me in bed. -Somebody comes to your house… -Tucks me in bed and reads me a bedtime story and then leave.

-A stranger? -Yeah. -Well, if that don’t rhyme with murder, I don’t know what does, Tiffany. -It’s gonna expire though in like two days. -( whimsical music ) -I got another one here for a one discount breast implant session. You wanna get some breasts? -No. Why do I need breasts? -Tiffany: Sometimes you might like to just feel on titties for no reason. -On my–what, I’m gonna put them inside me? -Yeah, I know a guy that did that before he lost a bet. -Lost a bet? -He says it’s the best thing he ever did though.

-I don’t wanna meet the guy. -Tiffany: Okay. I got–what that say? -Circumcision. -Wanna get a circumcision today? -I’m circumcised. -Okay, cool. Well, we all know that he’s circumcised now. ( laughs ) Didn’t–we didn’t want you riding around with no turtleneck, you know. -All right, I don’t have the turtleneck. -Okay, good, good, good. Oh, oh, oh. Two Ultrasounds for the price of one. -What the hell I need an Ultrasound for? -We should do this one. It’s about health and fitness. This is a part of health. -Ain’t no goddamn health within a Ultrasound. -Yes, it is, you know. -Kevin: Okay. -It’s the inside of you. -Kevin: All right, Tiffany, I can–I can see the inside of you right now and I can tell you, it ain’t much in there. I don’t wanna get a Ultrasound and then see something that’s not supposed to be there and now I’m panicked because it is there.

-But then you can get it removed. -Okay, Tiffany, I’m… -Or you can like poop it out. -I’m not–Tiffany. -Poops are healthy. -Okay. -( upbeat music ) -I’m Tiffany. -Sonographer: Hi, how are you today? -We had an appointment to get the Ultrasound. -Sure. -Tiffany: I’m giving two for one. -Oh, great. -Two for the price of one. Me and my friend Kevin here, we’re gonna get Ultrasounds. -I don’t– I don’t really need one, I can be here and support. -He wants to see what’s going on inside, maybe a 3D. -Sonographer: Okay. No problem, guys. Come on in please, the Ultrasound room is ready for you. -Tiffany: Okay. -Sonographer: Let’s check. -Tiffany: I’m so excited. -Sonographer: Tiffany, you’re pregnant, right? -I don’t know. I’ve had, you know, a couple of run-ins but I don’t know.

Girl just say “I don’t know, I had a couple of run-ins.” -Yeah, you know, I was a little tipsy. -Kevin: All right. Now what if they say you pregnant right now? -Tiffany: Oh, then we gonna have to go to six flags and get on some rollercoasters. -( whimsical music ) -I’mma need a fifth of Hennessy too. -Okay, all right, Tiffany, that’s enough.

-Okay. -Tell me what’s going on. So, you think you’re pregnant. Tiffany: I think it’s little people that live in there, scraping at the walls. -Let’s see. -Tiffany: Let me know. Sonographer: Let’s take a look. I can feel them walking around sometimes in my intestines. -Okay, Tiffany, we definitely don’t see any babies inside. -Tiffany: Okay. -But… -Okay. -Sonographer: No baby. -No baby, that’s cool. -Kevin: Yeah, that’s–I think– -I think we’re good. -Can you see my kidneys? -Is that my kidneys right there? -What the (bleep) is this? -Actually your ovary. -Oh, God.

Okay, that’s enough. -You know, I thought that thing dried up. It ain’t dried up or nothing? -Sonographer: Let’s see. A little bit gassy. I can feel a rumble in the jungle. Kevin: That’s enough. Let’s clean this off and let’s get your ass up, okay? -Okay, you next. -I’m not getting -no goddamn Ultrasound. -Tiffany: Yes, you are getting a Ultrasound. -Kevin: I’m not getting a Ultrasound.

I got a two for one. Get on the table. You have to be brave man, come on. You have a big muscle, let’s see how big your prostate is. -( laughter ) -Tiffany: Get in–get in there. -I don’t understand. -Tiffany: Get in there, man. It feels good actually, like a little tummy massage. Absolutely. Oh, my goodness. -Yeah. -All right. -Tiffany: She like– she like that. -Jesus Christ. Tiffany: She likes that. You know, I don’t think I need… Who doesn’t, right? -I don’t–I don’t think I need the thing right there, I don’t think I’mma need all of that. -Sonographer: Let’s see. -Oh, God. There we go. -Sonographer: Oh, oh, his bladder is full. -You got to pee-pee? -See? He is full. -Tiffany: You got to pee-pee, Kev? Kevin, you got to pee-pee? -( laughter ) -Sonographer: Oh, look at this muscle we’re seeing, guys. -Look at all that. -You know, you can Ultrasound your muscle. You ain’t never seen a Ultrasound of your muscle before. Sonographer: Wow, look at that. -Tiffany: Look at that. -Sonographer: You should be proud -of yourself. -Okay, I’m proud. All this exercise, look at the result.

-Yeah, yeah. -And a big heart. -There we go. -Sonographer: He keeps a good diet, healthy man with the big muscle. -Kevin: Yeah, yeah. -So it looks great. -Kevin: Yeah. Healthy man with the big muscle. -Sonographer: So guys, congratulations. -Yes. -Thank you. -Big muscle and big heart on him and no babies with you? -There you go. -Okay, good. No babies on me. -Well, for today. Kevin: Come on, let’s work out. -Thank you. -Kevin: Working out is great but working out with a friend is even better. Especially when you’re gonna try something new. You know, skating’s a real workout.

Yes, this is fitness class. It’s instructors and stuff. We’re gonna go out there and participate, we’re gonna get it in. Instructor: Okay, everybody kind of gather around, find your own space. -Hold up. -Tiffany: Wait for us. Come on over. Kevin: Here we come. Give me a second. Instructor: Wow, very nice. She ready. – Come on, Kev. -Instructor: Yes. You’re gonna get here, you’re gonna get here. ( laughter ) -We are the LA Roller Girls. -Woo. -And I want everybody to introduce themselves.

-I am Kevin, aka Roller Boy, and you know what? I’m just trying to enhance the skills that I already have because I pretty much know how to do most of the stuff. You know, I’m coming in as a vet. -I’m Tiffany… and I came to party. -( cheers ) -I wanna turn up, -Kevin: Yeah. -I came to be cute and who knows? -Kevin: Yeah. -I might get pregnant today. ( laughter ) -That’s not true. I’m sorry about that, just… -I don’t know, Muhammad looking at me kind of tough. -Kevin: All right. Okay, Tiffany, okay, that’s enough. -I mean, I’m just saying. -That’s enough. -And then we got another… -Tiffany, that’s enough. -Hey. You know how to spin already? -Tiffany, let that girl talk. Go ahead. -Instructor: We’re gonna start and we’re gonna work into a moonwalk. We’re gonna plant the top or out toe stop, touching the floor.

-Hmm. -Instructor: Bend your knees and you’re gonna pull yourself backwards with it. Yeah, Tiffany. -Kevin: Oh, yeah. -Instructor: There we go. Whoever makes it to the wall first – is the winner. -Kevin: Woo. Work some upper body, there you go. Somebody’s a fast learner. -Instructor: And pull, very nice. -Kevin: Come on now. Woo! -Instructor: Uh-huh. -Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out! -All right, girl.

-Instructor: Kevin, you’re standing in place. -Where’s that? Where that wall at? -It’s far behind you. -Dang. Why y’all put my wall so far back? Everybody else got the short wall. Watch out. Watch the cameras. You seen me coming in like that? You got to back that shit up, man. Instructor: So we’re gonna move on to our next maneuver and this is gonna be your inner thigh workout for today. Just kind of put one in front of the other and make a little like bounce. -Get on it. -Tiffany: So– -Instructor: Show us your best pop. -Kevin: Come on, Tiffany, pop! Hey! -( cheers ) -Man: At a girl, Tif. -Woman: There you go.

Yeah. -Instructor: You’re killing it. -Woman: Bounce it. -And pop, bang and boom. -Look at the boy work. -And pop, bang and dip. And pop, now dip, now pop them flyers up and ( indistinct ) Tiffany: You’re killing it, Kev, you’re killing it. Instructor: A little less booty and a little more– -Kevin: Well, I can’t help what God gave me. -Instructor: –Bounce. Ain’t no sense at being jealous of me, sweetie. ( laughter ) -Eh! Eh! Nice. -Oh! -Watch out! watch out! watch out! -Man: All right. -Kevin: Shit! -Woman: You got this. I got you. -Hey, girl! -I got you. -Girl, you (bleep) up.

I’m out here moving. Y’all got to keep up, everybody get on the train now! -Ah! -Instructor: Kevin, you got to push, you got to lead this. Kevin: I’mma speed up, I’mma speed up. -Give us that scooter push. -I’m speeding up. Woo! All right, I’m breaking up, break off! Get off, everybody off! This was a good workout, ladies. -Oh! -Instructor: It’s okay. – Ha ha! Ah! -Instructor: That’s okay. ( laughter ) -(bleep) you, Kev. -Get back up.

Tiffany bust her ass, yo. ( laughter ) Shut up, Kevin. Ah! ( music plays) All right, guys, we’re gonna do the Bengay limbo challenge. Whoever can do the lowest limbo will be the winner. All right, so let’s go all in and win. Go, baby, go get them. Uh-hmm. -Oh, God. -Got get them, sugarfoot. Come on. Come on, Atomic Blonde, it’s you. -Woman: Bend down. -Kevin: Get it. Go ahead, big daddy. -Man: There ain’t no way I can do this. Good job, Muhammad. Kevin: Oh, shit. A for effort though. -Tiffany: She got this. I win, I win. -Woman: Nice! -Kevin: That’s Goddamn impressive, say what you want. -Well, there is a winner. -Bengay challenge. -You might be sore from that split but hopefully this win from Bengay relieves the pain, all right? Congratulations to you. -Awesome. -Kevin: Unbelievable. -Woman: Thank you. -Tiffany. What I’m about to challenge you to is a skate off. -A skate off? -Kevin: Okay. Yeah. It’s your routine versus my routine. You take an instructor, I take an instructor, they’ll help you work on some stuff, you pick first. -Okay.

-What instructor do you want? -I’mma pick her, blue socks. -Kevin: Okay, it’s me and you. -We got this. -It’s me and you. We take like a little quick, like two minutes to learn some stuff and then we come back and battle. -Okay. -It’s a shame you got to go against this though. Ha ha ha. -I think my competition is fairly uh, cocky, he thinks he got it going on like he’s the best but, no. Oh, step–oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. -Show me, girl. Okay. -My last words is rest in peace, Kevin, because you about to bite the dust. -You see how I did that? -I see. Like I’m catching air. It’s hard to teach a guy that knows everything.

Oh, oh, oh! Ah! So what I told her to do is get the (bleep) out the way. So when you pose, I’m gonna be like, oh. Uh-hmm. -Maniac on the weekends. -We should– we should bring the hands up. Instructor: Okay, so we’re about to start the skate competition. -What? -I’m gonna be your judge. I can’t hear you! Let’s see what you guys got! Hey, hey now. Instructor: Get that bounce. Oh. And jump and ( makes sound ). Hey, pop. Now drop to you. Move girl, move, you (bleep). Now I ain’t done, I wanna have some fun. Instructor: Oh, ground work. ( laughter ) Come around, girl. Ugh! Ugh! Now, Tiffany, you think you first but you last. ( cymbal crash ) -Kevin: Woo! -( applause ) -Instructor: It’s not bad. That was it? -Tiffany: March time! March! -Oh. -Instructor: Hey. -Hey, oh, oh, shit, yeah. ♪ They call me Tiffany ♪ ♪ And I sparkle like a ring ♪ ♪ When I do my thing ♪ ♪ Boy you better see me ♪ ♪ Because I’ll bring it around on that end ♪ ♪ Hey, hey, hey, boy ♪ ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, what? ♪ ♪ Woop ♪ -She’s twerking.

Oh, God. Jesus. Oh, God. -Get down. -Kevin: No. No, no. Stop. No, no, shit. -Bam, bam. -Cut the cameras off! Cut the cameras off! Shit, man! – Tiffany! -Hi, Muhammad. -( laughter ) -Kevin: Tiffany? What? No! Shit! I don’t want y’all to see her like this! Cut the goddamn cameras off! Y’all didn’t even see this shit! Tiffany! Tiffany! No, no! Shit! -( applause ) -Woman: Yes! Thank you. Instructor: Okay. The winner of this competition today… Thank you, Jesus! …is Tiffany. ( applause ) She ready. Woman: That’s my girl. Tiffany, get– back up! Tiffany. I just wanted you to know what it feel like to have a winner next to you. (bleep) son of a bitch. Let’s just give them a round of applause, Tif, because they did a great job. ( applause ) Kevin: That’s from us to you. High five, Tif. Okay, let’s call the workout man, so thank you–no, Tif, Jesus Christ, Tiffany. -She ready. -Okay. She is ready, man. “What The Fit”, great episode. We’ll see you on the next one. -Woo.

-Tiffany, do I got it or do I got it? – Huh? -Tiffany: You got it, yes. How did I learn it so damn fast? You a quick learner. Kevin: This is Kevin Hart and I don’t wanna tell you what to do but subscribe to YouTube channel. Do it. Just click that Laugh Out Loud logo. It’s easy, oh, and click the video to watch more “What The Fit.” .

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Fitness with Ralph: Summer Ropes Circuit

Meaghan: WITH SUMMER IT’S THE PERFECT TIME TO ADD A LITTLE DIFFICULTY TO YOUR WORKOUT. RALPH ROBERTS HAS A ROPES CIRCUIT THAT WILL GET YOUR HEART RATE UP AND GET YOUR ARMS STRONG. HI. I’M RALPH ROBERTS, PERSONAL TRAINER AT GOLD’S GYM. TODAYLY THROW YOU THREE OF MY FAVORITE MOVES WITH THE ROPES. LET’S CALL THEM ROPES GONE WILD. GUYS, THIS FIRST MOVE WILL BE A GREAT WARM-UP. SO WE’RE GOING TO START, YOU KNOW, NICE AND SLOW, AND WE’LL SPEED THOSE THINGS UP. THEN WE’LL THROW A LITTLE LUNGE IN. AND ANOTHER LUNGE THERE. OR WE CAN THROW A LITTLE JUMP IN, AS WELL. THREE ROUNDS, 30 SECONDS APIECE. WITH MY SECOND ONE, IT’S REALLY GOING TO CHALLENGE THAT UPPER BODY. WE GOT A GREAT WARM-UP. WE’RE GOING TO GO A PUSH-UP, WALKING THROUGH, AND WHY NOT. THREE ROUNDS, 30 SECONDS APIECE. WITH OUR LAST MOVE, IT’S GOING THE CHALLENGE THAT UPPER BODY AS WELL AS THOSE CORE MUSCLES.

SO WE’LL GO HERE, NON-STOP, I KNOW THOSE ARMS WILL PROBABLY GET FATIGUED, BUT WE GOT TO PUSH THROUGH AND REMEMBER, OVER ACHIEVE FOR THAT MOVE. LET’S GO THREE ROUNDS, 30 SECONDS APIECE. OKAY, GUYS. I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THOSE MOVES, THREE MOVES IN MY LITTLE SERIES CALLED ROPES GONE WILD. TRY IT AT THE GYM. ADD A FEW WORKOUT ROUTINES AND COME SEE US AT GOLD’S. Meaghan: FOR MORE GREAT TIPS ON HEALTHY LIVE, HEAD OUT TO GOLD’S GYM ON BLACKBURN STREET. FIND OUT MORE ON GOLD’S .

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Muscle Beach With James Corden | Kevin Hart: What The Fit Episode 2 | Laugh Out Loud Network

– ALL RIGHT. – I CAN’T EVEN MOVE. – WELL, YOU GOT TO GET IT, JAMES. – BUT I CAN’T EVEN… – IT’S THE BRAKE. – THE BRAKE OFF. TAKE THE BRAKE OFF. – WELL, WHAT THE (BLEEP) IS THAT? – GO, PUSH IT UP. – OH, OH. YEAH, NOW WE’RE COOKING. THERE IT IS. – ALL RIGHT. (MUSIC) – GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY. JUST A CASUAL DAY WITH KEVIN HART AND JAMES CORDEN DRIVING ON VENICE BEACH. – YO, CORDEN. – HOW ARE YOU, PEOPLE? – WOO. – JAMES CORDEN IS ON “WHAT THE FIT” TODAY. “WHAT THE FIT” IS A SHOW WHERE MY CELEBRITY FRIENDS AND I WORK OUT IN UNUSUAL WAYS. HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY? TALK TO ME. – I’M GOOD, I’M GOOD. I’M ENJOYING, WE’RE HERE ON VENICE BEACH. – YES, IT’S THE LEGENDARY VENICE BEACH. – WE ALL JUST GOT A LOVELY BLAST OF MARIJUANA… – YEAH, YEAH, NO. – …FROM SOMEWHERE WHICH AT THIS HOUR IS RARE FOR ME. BUT, I MEAN, I’M STILL FEELING IT. – NO, NO, IT’S 10:00 AM. – I’M STILL FEELING IT, 10:00 AM. – THAT’S SMOKE TIME IN VENICE. – 10:00 AM ON A FRIDAY.

HELLO, MATE. – I KNOW THEY DO LIKE THE LITTLE GYMNASTIC STUFF DOWN THERE, THEN WE’LL GO TO MUSCLE BEACH, WE’LL WORK OUT. (METAL MUSIC) – YEAH A LOT OF MY BUDDIES ARE ALREADY DOWN THERE ANYWAY, SO I’LL PROBABLY KNOW A LOT OF THE GUYS. – A LOT OF WHAT GUYS? – A LOT OF THE GUYS ON MUSCLE BEACH. IT’S PRETTY MUCH MY– PRETTY MUCH MY CREW, SO… – SO YOU WORK OUT AT MUSCLE BEACH? – YEAH, I WORK OUT. – OH. – DIPS, YOU KNOW, QUADS. – I THOUGHT–I THOUGHT THAT I WAS BRINGING YOU SOMEWHERE THAT YOU HAVEN’T BEEN. – GLUTES… – I DIDN’T KNOW THAT YOU HAD RELATIONSHIPS. OKAY, THAT MAKES IT BETTER. – YEAH, YOU’LL SEE WHEN WE GET THERE. – OKAY. – THEY’LL BE LIKE– THEY’LL BE LIKE, “WHAT.” YOU KNOW. – OKAY. WELL, THAT’S GOOD. – YEAH. – HOW YOU DOING, BROTHER? I ALWAYS SAY BROTHER WHEN I SEE A BLACK GUY, I’M TELLING YOU. – (LAUGHS) – I DON’T KNOW IF THAT’S GOOD OR BAD. I JUST–I’VE ALWAYS DONE IT. – YOU KNOW WHAT I’VE STARTED CALLING PEOPLE? BIG DICK. – BIG DICK. – WHAT’S GOING ON, BIG DICK? – BIG… – BECAUSE NO ONE’S OFFENDED.

– NOBODY? – NO ONE’S OFFENDED. EVERYBODY LOVES BEING CALLED BIG DICK. THEY ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT. WATCH THIS. WATCH. – GOT TO TRY IT. – GOT TO TRY IT. – WHAT’S GOING ON, BIG DICK? LOVES IT, LOOK AT HIM, COULDN’T BE HAPPIER! HE’S OVER THE MOON. HE’S NEVER BEEN HAPPIER IN HIS LIFE. YEAH, WHAT’S UP, BIG DICK? – (LAUGHS) – HE LOVES IT. PEOPLE LOVE BEING CALLED BIG DICK. – ALL RIGHT. THEY PROBABLY HAVE… – I’M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW. – THE FUNNY THING–THE FUNNY…

– THERE HE IS, THERE’S MY MAIN MAN, BIG DICK. – THERE IT IS, YO. – IT’S OUR BIG DICK SWINGER. – GOOD FOR YOU, BABY. KEEP IT SWINGING. – (LAUGHS) – LOOK AT THESE GUYS RIGHT HERE. – OH WOW, LOOK AT THESE GUYS. – YEAH, THESE GUYS RIGHT HERE LOOK LIKE ALL THEY DO IS SIT OUT THERE AND WAIT TO (BLEEP). – (LAUGHS) – THERE THEY GO RIGHT THERE. (MUSIC) – OH, LOOK AT THIS. – OH, LOOK AT THIS NOW. – THIS IS WHAT I TOLD YOU. – OH, LOOK AT THIS. – I TOLD YOU. – THERE WE GO. HANG–ARE YOU ON? – YEAH, I GOT IT. – YOU BRAKE? – YEAH, I MADE SURE I BROKE. – ALL RIGHT. – OKAY. – OH, MY GOD. – THIS IS WHERE ALL THE GYMNASTS COME AND HANG OUT. – LOOK AT THIS. – YEAH. – LOOK AT THIS GUY. – THESE ARE ALL MY FRIENDS. HEY, TOMMY, RICKY, JOEY… – (LAUGHS) – MALCOLM.

HEY, CLAIRE, GAIL. MEGAN. EASY. – OKAY, I MEAN… – IT’S SO EASY. – I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS BEGINNER’S DAY. – SO EASY. WHAT’RE WE DOING? ARE WE–ARE WE GONNA DO SOMETHING OR ARE WE… – I’M JUST GONNA… – …ARE WE NOT? – IS THAT IT? IS THAT IT? PFFT. – IS THAT IT? EASY. GO ON, JAMES. GET UP THERE AND, UH, SHOW THEM WHAT YOU’RE DOING. PLEASE DON’T DO NOTHING STUPID. AND I KNOW–I KNOW HOW– NO, JAMES. – GOT TO GET HIM HYPED. – NO. IF I CAN– IF I CAN GET EVERYBODY TO STOP CLAPPING. – IF I CAN EVERY– NO, JAMES. SHIT. OH, SHIT. OKAY, ALL RIGHT. – GO, JAMES. – GO, JAMES. OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

(CROWD CHEERING) – IT’S GOOD. NO, JAMES, I DON’T NEED A CLAP. – YEAH, YOU DO. – JAMES–NO, I DON’T NEED A CLAP. – YEAH, YOU DO. YEAH, YOU DO. HERE WE GO. THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT. THIS IS IT. (MUSIC) – YEAH! (YELLING) YEAH! YEAH! AHHHH! AHHHH! – LET’S GO! LET’S GO! – YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! THIS BAR’S MY BITCH! – YEAH! YEAH! NOW YOU’RE EMBARRASSED, NOW YOU LOOK THE FOOL. – CAN SOMEBODY, UH, CAN SOMEBODY COME HELP ME DOWN? – EVERYONE TURN AROUND, TURN AROUND, LOOK THE OTHER WAY WHILE WE GET HIM DOWN. – YEAH, JUST HELP ME DOWN, JAMES. – OKAY, COME ON. – JUST HELP ME DOWN. JAMES, THANK YOU. GO, GO. – THAT’S HOW WE DO IT. -YEAH. -BE CAREFUL. JAMES, BE CAREFUL. BE CAREFUL, JAMES. I THINK I PUT MY BALLS ON THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD.

– THAT’S HOW WE DO IT. – THANK YOU, GUYS. – THAT’S HOW WE DO IT. – I’LL SEE YOU GUYS TOMORROW, SAME TIME IN THE MORNING. LET’S GO TO MUSCLE BEACH. – LET’S GO HIT THE WEIGHTS. ALL RIGHT, WHERE ARE THE WEIGHTS? THIS WAY, OKAY. (MUSIC) – ALL RIGHT, HERE IT IS. MY SPIRITUAL HOMELAND. OH, MY GOD. (CROWD CHEERING) – LOOK AT THIS. – HOLY SHIT. – WHAT’S THIS GUY DOING? OH, WOW. – YEAH, YEAH. (CROWD CHEERING) – OW, OW. – OH. – YEAH. – THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. – YOU’RE NEXT, KEVIN.

– WHAT’S UP, JAMES? – WHAT’S GOING ON, MAN? NICE TO SEE YOU. YEAH, DOING A LITTLE WORK, HUH? – JUST A LITTLE WORK. – YEAH, JUST A LITTLE WARM-UP, MAN. – JUST A LITTLE LIGHT WORK. -WHY DON’T Y’ALL COME OVER HERE AND GET UP IN THIS WITH US? – YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, I WAS–I WAS ON MY WAY. I WAS– I WAS ON MY WAY UP OVER HERE. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, THAT’S ALL. YEAH. – WE’RE GONNA GET YOU Y’ALL READY, WE’LL GIVE YOU THE FULL MUSCLE BEACH EXPERIENCE. – ARE YOU–ARE YOU A REAL PERSON OR ARE YOU… – JESUS CHRIST. – I DON’T KNOW, MAN. – MAYBE THEY CLONED ME OR SOMETHING. – OKAY. – I BROKE OUT OF A FACILITY. – I GOT YOU. – WE’RE THE DEFENDERS, MAN, WE’RE TRYING TO SHOW YOU HOW WE LIVE, MAN.

– YEAH, YEAH. – DEFENDERS OF MUSCLE BEACH. – THE DEFENDERS OF MUSCLE BEACH? – ANY PROBLEMS AROUND HERE, WE DEFENDING THAT AND YOU. – OKAY, WELL, GUESS WHAT? I AIN’T (BLEEP) WITH Y’ALL. SO YOU AIN’T GOT TO WORRY ABOUT ME. – THIS IS EXTREME CALISTHENICS. – OKAY. – BODYWEIGHT WORKOUT. IT GETS YOU REAL CHISELED, IT’S ALL IN THE CORE. – BODYWEIGHT-WISE, I THINK I’M BEATING ALL OF Y’ALL. – OKAY. – ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT WE TRY COUPLE OF DIPS, MAN? – DIPS? – YEAH, YOU EVER DO DIPS? – LIKE DIPPING A BISCUIT? DIPPING…

– YOU DIP THE DORITOS IN, YOU KNOW, DIP THEM IN ONE OF THOSE DIPS. – OH, I LOVE A DIP. I LOVE A DIP AND GUAC. – COME ON, JAMES. I JUST NEED FIVE OUT OF YOU. (CROWD CHEERING) (MUSIC) – LET’S GO, JAMES. COME ON, Y’ALL. FOR JAMES. (CROWD CHEERING) – (YELLS) – COME ON, JAMES. – YOU DID IT. – WHOA, ONE MORE, ONE MORE, ONE MORE. – YEAH! (CROWD CHEERING) (MUSIC) – JAMES, THAT’S NOT EVEN YOUR WATER, JAMES. YOU JUST USED SOMEBODY’S WATER. – WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? THAT’S WHAT WE DO AT MUSCLE BEACH, RIGHT? – WE’LL GET IN TROUBLE FOR THAT, JAMES. – REPRESENT. DEFENDERS. DEFENDERS. WOO. – IT’S GONNA BE TOUGH, KEVIN. COME ON, IT’S YOUR TURN, MAN. – WOO. – DON’T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME.

– ALL RIGHT, KEV, COME ON. – COME ON. KEVIN, KEVIN, KEVIN, KEVIN… – KEVIN. – …KEVIN, KEVIN. – OH! – COME ON, LEGWORK, KEV. – OH! – LEGWORK. – OH! – THAT’S WHY I LIFT TOO MUCH. – YEAH! YEAH! – COME ON, KEV! (CROWD CHEERING) – YEAH, MAN! – ELBOWS, ELBOWS, ELBOWS. – YEAH. – THAT’S HOW WE DO IT. – THAT SHIT HURT. – THIS IS THE BENCH PRESS. – OKAY. – YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE KING OF THE EXERCISES IF YOU WANNA LOOK LIKE A KING OUT HERE. – OKAY. – SO GET YOUR CHEST PUMPED UP. ONE WILL BE THIS, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU FLEX YOUR CHEST? – YEAH, YEAH. – AND YOU CAN ALSO DO THIS, YOU KNOW? MAKE YOUR CHEST BOUNCE. – YOU GUYS BASICALLY HAVE–HAVE BREASTS IS WHAT THIS BOILS DOWN TO. – ENOUGH TALKING, JUST SHOW THEM THE EXERCISE. – OH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT. – SO LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. (MUSIC) – OKAY. – 225 ALL IN THE AIR. – THAT SEEMS LIKE ALL IN THERE. – OH, SHIT. – 225. (CROWD CHEERING) – FIRST OF ALL, I CAN– I CAN THROW UP 225. – YEAH, COME ON. – I CAN THROW UP 225 IN MY SLEEP. WHEN I’M ASLEEP, SOMETIMES I DREAM AND I’M LIKE, “WHAT AM I DOING?” AND I’M, LIKE, THROWING UP 225.

(LAUGHTER) – LET’S DO IT, 225, HERE WE GO. – READY. ONE, TWO, THREE. – ONE, TWO, THREE. – ALL RIGHT, LET IT GO. – WOW, LET IT GO. – LET IT GO, LET IT GO. – NO WAY. SHUT UP! (CROWD CHEERING) – KEVIN! – COME ON, COME ON, MAN. – COME ON, KEV. COME ON. COME ON, KEV. – COME ON, ONE MORE, ONE MORE! ONE MORE! ONE MORE! – YEAH! (CROWD CHEERING) – (GRUNTING) – I THINK I GOT A CRAMP. – I CAN’T DO THAT, I CAN’T LIFT THAT. LET ME DO ONE OF THESE. – I’M GONNA HAND IT TO YOU.

I’M GONNA HAND IT TO YOU. – LET ME SEE. JAMES (BLEEP). – COME ON, COME ON, YOU GOT THAT. – GET UP, GET UP. – JAMES, THERE YOU GO. – COME ON, LIFT IT UP. – I DON’T–GUYS, I DON’T THINK JAMES HAS IT, GUYS. – COME ON, JAMES, LIFT IT UP. – OH, SHIT. – COME ON, YOU GOT IT. (MUSIC) (CROWD CHEERING) – AHHH! (BOING) – YEAH! YEAH! – DAMN. – NO, NO. – NONE OF THAT FAKE STUFF NO MORE, JAMES. – I NEED TO GET ON SOME ROIDS. – OKAY, NO, NO. – I GOT TO GET SOME STEROIDS. – JAMES. – GET ME SOME STEROIDS. – JAMES. – I GOT TO GET SOME ROID RAGE. – NO, I DON’T THINK YOU NEED ROIDS. – YEAH I GOT IT. – NONE OF THAT, JAMES NONE OF–JAMES. DEFENDERS OF MUSCLE BEACH… – DON’T AT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, I’LL KNOCK YOU BOTH OUT IF YOU GIVE ME ALL THIS. – DEFENDERS, JAMES, WE’RE DEFENDING. – COME ON. – YEAH, WE’RE DEFENDING. – YEAH, WE DEFEND, BUT WE ALSO ATTACK. -YES. (LAUGHTER) – I FEEL LIKE I’VE WORKED HARD TODAY. – YOU ALREADY LOOK TWICE AS BIG, MAN. – I FEEL… – IT’S LIKE I’M LOOKING INTO A MIRROR, MAN. – YEAH.

NO, IT SHOULD. IT SHOULD BE. – I’M LOOKING INTO THE MIRROR. JAMES, I’M GONNA NEED YOU TO TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF. – YOU WHAT? WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT? – IT’S THAT TIME, MAN. GRAND FINALE. – I HEARD Y’ALL A LITTLE COMPETITIVE, SO WE GOT TO GET A FLEX-OFF BETWEEN YOU TWO, ALL RIGHT? – OH, THAT’S EASY. – A FLEX-OFF? – YOU VERSUS HIM. – EASY? – IN A FLEX-OFF. – NOT A PROBLEM. – IN A FLEX-OFF. – NOT A PROBLEM. – PEOPLE JUST GONNA SAY GO AND YOU BOTH THROW YOUR BEST POSES UP. – THAT’S HOW WE GONNA DO IT. – ALL RIGHT. – GIVE IT UP.

(CROWD CHEERING) – LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. – BRING IT. – YOU FIRST, JAMES. – NO, YOU GO FIRST. – ALL RIGHT, FINE. ARE YOU SURE? – YEAH, FINE. – FINE. – GO FOR IT. – HERE IT COMES. – GO. – I’M ABOUT TO (BLEEP) HIT YOU… – GO. – …LIKE A VOLCANO. – DO IT. – BECAUSE THIS IS ABOUT TO GET HOT. (MUSIC) – DOUBLE BI, DOUBLE BI, KEV. – (GRUNTING) (CROWD CHEERING) – NOT WHAT WE DISCUSSED BUT IT’S GOOD, MAN. – YES, YEAH. – I LIKE THAT. I LIKE THAT. – THAT’S JUST– THAT’S JUST IMPROV. – THAT WAS GOOD, KEV. THAT WAS GOOD. – I KNOW IT WAS. GO AHEAD, JAMES. YOU READY? – ALL RIGHT, YUP. (LAUGHTER) – WHAT WAS THAT? – SERIOUS, JAMES. (DRUM ROLL) (LAUGHTER) – OKAY, HERE WE GO. (MUSIC) – OH. – SHIT. – MY GUY. THAT’S MY GUY. – NO, THAT’S A… – THAT’S AN ILLEGAL POSE RIGHT THERE. – THAT’S MY GUY. – THAT’S AN ILLEGAL POSE? – THAT’S AN ILLEGAL POSE RIGHT THERE, MAN! – THAT’S AN ILLEGAL POSE RIGHT THERE! – THAT’S ENOUGH.

– OKAY. – I DIDN’T WANNA DO THIS TO YOU BUT YOU LEFT ME NO CHOICE. – YOU AIN’T READY FOR THIS, MAN. (MUSIC) (THUNDERCLAP) – WOO. – OH. – (CROWD CHEERING) – NO WAY! HE DID IT. HE DID IT. – FINISH HIM OFF. I TOLD YOU THAT LEG FLEX GONNA GET IT. I TOLD YOU. – MY LEGS. – HAVE YOU GOT ANY LEGS? – YOU BETTER GET THEM. – I WENT LEGS. – LET’S GO, LEGS. (MUSIC) (CROWD CHEERING) – NO, HE DIDN’T. – SON OF A BITCH. SON OF A BITCH. – YEAH. WE WEREN’T PREPPED FOR THIS. – JESUS CHRIST. – SHH. (INHALES/EXHALES) – OH, NO, NO! (YELLS) – NO! NO! BULLSHIT! NO! NO! ENOUGH! – (YELLS) – ENOUGH! NO! THAT’S ENOUGH, JAMES! YOU HAD THOSE GODDAMN PANTS ON THE WHOLE TIME? NO, OH, THAT’S RIDICULOUS, JAMES. (CROWD APPLAUSE) – SO, UH, THE CROWD’S DETERMINE THE WINNER, MAN.

COME ON, WHO GOT IT? LET’S HEAR ONE TIME FOR JAMES! (CROWD CHEERING) – ONE TIME FOR KEVIN, GIVE IT UP! (CROWD CHEERING) – THEY’RE BOOING. THEY’RE ACTUALLY BOOING. – I THINK WE HAVE A DECISION, MAN. – NO! – YES! – (BLEEP) YOU! – NO! NO! NO! JAMES! – COME ON. COME ON. – NO! NO! JAMES! – HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WE’RE NOT DOING THIS. – JAMES! IT’S NOT WORTH IT! – I’LL DESTROY YOU! – JAMES, IT’S NOT WORTH IT! – CALM DOWN, JAMES! – IT’S NOT WORTH IT. – JAMES, JAMES, JAMES, JAMES. IT’S NOT WORTH IT. – THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER AMAZING EPISODE OF “WHAT THE FIT”. – YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN! YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN! – THANK YOU TO ALL THE AMAZING PEOPLE OF MUSCLE BEACH AND ON VENICE, MAN. HONESTLY, GUYS, THIS HAS BEEN A DOPE DAY. JAMES CORDEN AND MYSELF CAME. – (LAUGHING) – EMBRACED THE MOMENT. HAD A GOOD TIME. JAMES, DID YOU HAVE FUN? – OH, MAN.

BEST TIME EVER. – BEST TIME EVER, MAN. – BEST TIME EVER. – THANK YOU, GUYS, ALSO. – THANKS SO MUCH, GUYS. – DEFENDERS. DEFENDERS. – DEFENDERS. – DEFENDERS. IF YOU WANNA WATCH MORE OF ME, KEVIN HART, CLICK THE VIDEOS. AND WHY NOT SUBSCRIBE TO MY COMEDY CHANNEL, LAUGH OUT LOUD? CLICK THE LOGO. IT’S FREE. GET CLICKING. .

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TSP’s Rabish Ki Report | Rabish Chala Gym Part 1

Our ancestors always said to desire and exercise. otherwise the date of success and the rate of weight will be out of control We often blame the government for the unemployment in this country. But Prime Minister, Mr. Modi, ?? Let’s keep aside the fact that you have to pay for this labour instead of it paying you. So what we’ve come to see here today is who besides Akshay Kumar and Mr. Modi has taken the Fit India movement seriously. so a distant relative of the gym and the bodybuilding. Hello, I’m Raja Rabish Kumar. Hail to God Bajrang Bali Isn’t that what hardcore builders say. Let’s take a look. Just as I entered the gym, 2 hard-working labourers stared at me as if Arnab is paying their fees. I saw a lady running on the treadmill and it felt like I found Barkha When i saw her face I was heartbroken and shocked.

Anyway, just then the gym owner greeted me with full excitement. – Hello, Rabishji! – That 5 kg hand pressed my hand so bad that it seemed like the bell icon from Screenpati’s Youtube channel. Okay, okay, man. Listen, this hand holds the mic, not the dumbbells. It’s a little weak so please let go. However, always remember that my tongue is quite strong! Sorry, Rabishji. What will you have? Tea, coffee or a protein shake? I don’t want all that.

I’ll just have the answers to my questions. Will you give that? Of course, I will. Why won’t I? I’ll answer you proudly. just shoot it It’s not so easy, got it? ‘Cause even people with a 56″ chest are scared to answer me. That’s why they don’t give me their interviews You might have understood who I’m talking about? So tell me how do you train here? Rabishji, our gym is world-famous in our city. Sir, people come here with 1-2 packs but leave with… 6-8 packs. – Wow, he has biscuits growing… – Yes, he does. – You’re a step ahead of Lakhan then. – What do you mean? I mean Lakhan would only make 1-2 turn to 4, but you turn 1-2 into 4, 6 and even 8. – Isn’t that right? – Well… Tell me something. Won’t it make you infertile if you drink this protein shake? – I have 4 kids, Rabishji. – Isn’t that wrong? – How so? – You’re taking disadvantage of your fertility. It’s not good for the nation, bro. Hey, you’re not doing the sit-ups properly. With what the gym owner said, it was obvious that this gym isn’t easy, it’s an excruciating workout everyday but you need to work through it Anyways, our camera went ahead from there and focused on a fitness freak who was lifting less weight but shouting more.

So at last I asked him bro, since all your energy is wasted in sound energy is it really hurting you or are you over acting? It’s not over acting but a technique. You get energy doing this. – you get the charge – Watch out, man. Don’t lose it all. Why did you shout now? Rajaji, this is a mix asian art of Chinese, Japanese and Indian muscle making. Mix asian art. Our body and mind works in sync with this. The amount we waste in sound energy will come back into us in the form of cosmic energy. And Rajaji energy and matter are conciousness of your body.

It is not equal to MC square He looks like a devotee of Nityanand baba ‘Cause only his devotees have such deep knowledge of physics. isn’t it? – Help! Help! – Look, he’s lost it. Looks like all the energy of his matter went away in the cosmos. Generally, no one wants to show their exam result. But they love to show the entire world what their workout result is. We met a gym member like that. Who would either take a selfie or a dumbbell to check his before and after. Looks like you’ve lost a lot. You’re going to look like Captain America in 2 months. One day, Rabishji. I will be succesful. I’m working so hard, ain’t I? But I think you need to lose some more weight. Well Rabish ji, anything for you – What? – Here you go, Rabishji! You misunderstood, man. I was talking about losing your body weight not the dummbells’. You took this system wrong. – What’d you say, Rabishji? – Nothing, bro. – Rabishji, you said… – No, no. I said nothing. Rabishji, you said the ‘system’! Exactly! System, Rabishji.

The system! The system should let us lose our weight, right? You tell me, Rabishji. You tell me. Is it our job to just lift weights and reduce our weight? Don’t we have any duty towards the society? What will happen to all the poor people who are surviving by selling samosas, vada pavs, chowmein, hakka noodles and jalebi, if we become selfish to lose weight. will this system feed them, Rabish ji? No, man. No. Mr. Modi tells us to sell pakodas on one hand and on the other he starts Fit India movement! Who’s going to eat the pakodas if India is Fit, Rabishji? It’s not called developing nation, it’s contradiction. It’s contradiction, Rabishji.

And when their samosas and pakodas won’t sell, their children will turn into criminals because of hunger. They’ll hold guns in their hands and cause riots all over the nation. Will these toned body and 6-pack abs be able to face their 1″-2″ bullets? No! I ask you Rabish ji Will these gym owners provide security to their members? No, right? – Tell me something. – Yes? Are you on protein or on drugs? I just eat eggs, Rabishji. Indigenous one, The brown brown. However, I feel like you should be an employment minister of our country. ‘Cause you’ve made a good system within a system. You get fat and come to gym for gym owner’s livelihood. Then you go eat at the fast food places for their livelihood. – Very nice, bro. Very nice! – No, Rabishji. My heart’s just that way.

– soft, kind, cute and naughty – So… during the World War II When people had surrounded Hitler. Hitler said that, what happened was for the best. If I shoot anywhere, someone will surely die. That’s the kind of positivity I got from him. I think this nation needs builders and youth like him. For a while I got the feeling of Indian trains at the gym. When I saw a builder take the dumbbells to the bathroom like a ticketless traveller. But I went in like a TT and caught him. What is this? What are you doing? My camera is outside, bro. How will I report this? Open it. – Come on. – Come, come in. What are you doing, bro? What did you do? Actually, Rabishji, my gym membership has been expired, so I’m saving money by not letting people see me. That’s theft. but whats wrong in that. I’m quietly exercising and using my right. I’m not even bothering anyone. When I first came to get membership, they said it’s 4000 per month, and 4200 for 6 months. So I took it for 6 months. – But you only come for 1 month. – That’s right – You think they’ll refund me the rest? – They absolutely won’t.

You got me in trouble. He’s ruining my image. The nation says I’m a good journalist. – you got me in trouble. – Hold on.. Hold it.. How will I answer Mr. Modi? What do I tell him? What are you doing? – They’re gone… – What did you just do? Nuclear Bomb ! A threat is more than enough. – I’m sure you read the news, right? – Yeah. Okay, tell me why you didn’t come for the 5 months you’d paid for? Laziness. That’s all. – It took 5 months to wake up. – hmmm, your laziness was very lazy. Absolutely. But how do you hide from people when you come here? Rabishji, only my dumbbells recognise me at the gym. and they can’t talk. Also, I’m sure you’ve watched ‘3 Idiots’. You just need a uniform and not fees to come to a gym. and yeah, that I stole from the locker room. If the Indian government needs spies, come get him from the gym.

he is so good at spying. No one even knows about him. How will they know who I am? My body would’ve changed by then. – I’ll smash their teeth in! Bloody… – Okay, I’ll leave now. Do you need something? I can send it to you. Just a little room freshner. Not that, tell me if you need any dumbbells… – Okay? – I’ll get that myself. You also come along now. .

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Moving with Pete Davidson and Kevin Hart

– ( coughing ) – Kevin: Is this full-fledged attack? – Oh, ( bleep ) – ( heart monitor beeping ) Oh, God. Oh, Jesus, not like this, Pete. – ( Pete grunts ) – Oh, my God. ( coughing ) – ( music playing ) – Kevin: Ah, yeah. Ah, yeah. Little man in a big truck. That’s what I am. Very excited about today’s episode of “What the Fit.” Why? Well, because I’m moving, people. So all this stuff needs to go. All the couches are going, the rug, the TVs are going. I’m gonna need to pack all this stuff in boxes right here. Kevin: Whoa! I’m gonna move a family out of their home and into a new home. Obviously, I need a partner. It’s gonna be Pete Davidson. My comedy brother, he definitely looks like a hitchhiker right now. Not the best that I’ve seen him. Hey, Pete! ( laughs ) Hey, Pete. ( chuckles ) What’s up, man? How you doing, man? – I’m great, man. – Kevin: Are you good, are you good? Pete, this is gonna be great.

Pete: I’m so excited. Kevin: Well, Pete, I’m even more excited. – What do we got going on, man? – Well… Pete, here on “What the Fit,” we put ourselves in situations that people wouldn’t expect us to be in. and we find physical fit-like activities – within everyday life. – Cool. Movers basically, are exercising on a daily basis. That sounds great. Me and you are gonna help a family move. Here’s the thing, Pete, they have no idea that we’re coming to help them move. Are you telling me that we’re surprising this family? And we’re going to dig into this family’s personal life. Sick. Pete: Oh, yeah. Kevin: Oh, I forgot to give you your shirt. – because I’m moving company, – Okay, cool. so, yeah, you’re gonna have to put on that shirt. Let me put it on. I might have to unbuckle the seatbelt. I want us to look like a unit when we go up here. – Like a real company. You know what I mean? – That’s tight.

We don’t want to look like two crazy people– This is what a moving truck company usually is though. – It’s like one shredded guy… – That’s a good t-shirt. and then a really dumb partner. When we get in here, don’t have me moving – all these boxes by myself. – Oh, no, I’ll pick up stuff. – Yeah, you’re gonna help me. – I’ma help. If there’s a couch and I say we’re gonna get the couch, Pete, we gotta get the couch. I gotta be honest with you, man. I’m not picking up that couch, okay? ( laughter ) Kevin: I really did a good job driving. That’s the last car I would ever think of you to get out of. – Can you get by, that’s– – “The Rock ‘n’ Roll Movers.” ( chuckles ) ( knocking ) – Someone’s at the door. – How– hold on. How do I look? – Just look natural, look natural. – Yeah, what’s up, man? Pete: Yeah, what up? Holy shit! – Pete: Oh, cool. – Oh! How are you? – Kevin: How are you? Hello. – Pete: What up? – What’s your name? Cheryl, how are you, Cheryl? – Cheryl.

– Hi, I’m Schuyler. – Schuyler, this is my friend Pete right here. – Hello, Cheryl. – Oh, my God, you’re engaged to Ariana Grande. – Yes, I am. – Congratulations! – I’m Mr. Grande. – Oh, my gosh! It’s me, the new Kevin Federline. How are you? – Awesome. – We are helping you guys move. – All right, yay. – We are embracing this. We are here as helping hands.

– This a very nice home. – Oh, thank you. – I see a lot of memories were had here. – Yes. – Yeah. – 20 years almost. – You have a dad, that’s cool. – Yeah. – Congratulations. – Thank you. – What’s that like? – ( laughter ) You really want us to answer that? I don’t think I should be the one packing this up because… – Kevin: You’ll start crying. – …yeah, I’ll just start crying. – I’ll call my mom. – Cheryl: Oh, here’s the rest of the family! Pete: Oh, wow! Kevin: Oh, wow. – Evie, Shane, Allen. – Hi. – Hello. – Hi, nice to meet you. Kevin: All right, so go on, man. So break it down to us. All right, break it down. So, we’re gonna start packing some boxes and what we’re gonna do is wrap these picture frames. – We’re gonna wrap. All right, so Pete, – Pete: Okay. we’re gonna help this family get out of here. – You got it. – Guys, don’t worry, you’ll be in your new house in no time because the Rock ‘n’ Roll Movers are on the job. – ( air guitar sounds ) – Rock ‘n’ Roll movers! – Kevin: Rock ‘n’ Roll movers. – You guys have a dog in here? – Yeah. – I’m super allergic.

If you guys have a dog, what kind of dog? – Uh… – One’s a labradoodle. Kevin: What’s the consequences of it? – Throat closes. – ( laughs ) Asthma attack. I swear. – We’ll get you some Benadryl. – ( hoarse voice ) Did we get the shot? ( hoarse voice ) Hey, guys. All right, well, me and Pete are gonna do the picture frames. – Okay. – I feel like I’m gonna hand them to you. Hey, uh, Rock ‘n’ Roll! Do you do ’em one-by-one or can I group ’em? – Oh, you should never group ’em. – Are you sure? This isn’t the way you pack memories? – That’s not how you pack it at all. – You sure? You grab one picture, and you’re gonna put it here…

– Cool. – …right in the center of the bubble wrap. – Pete: Uh-huh. – You’re gonna do one fold there. – That’s sick. – Another fold there. – Tight. – Another fold there. Pete: You do that one-by-one? We just do it like that while they watch, right? – Yeah. – But when they turn their heads then we get– we can do it the other way. Usually, uh, no. We gotta do it the right way. We’ll do it. I’ma show you how we’re gonna do it. – Give me four to five pictures. – Okay. ( chuckles ) Give me four to five of these pictures. – Cool, I think so, too. – Yeah, this is gonna be great. – Pete: We absolutely– – Kevin: Yeah, we do it his way – we ain’t never getting out of here. – We’ll never get out of here. Uh, this family seems cool and all, but– Yeah, they cool, but we’re not.

So, watch this, when you wrap these up properly. – Cheryl: Yeah, they don’t– They don’t move. – Pete: They don’t move. You see what I’m saying. So, he was saying do it one-by-one, which is not good. I wish this was a joke, but if someone could have an asthma pump – brought to set. – Just in case, guys. Just in case Pete dies. – We got more bubble wrap? – We do got more bubble wrap. ‘Cause me and Pete are flying through these frames. That’s all dog hair. That’s all dog hair. I’ma have a full asthma attack. – ( bleep ) – Kevin: Mom, get out the way. – Mover: On three. – One– one, two, three. – Oh, yeah. – Mover: There we go. – That’s a deep– uh-huh. – There we go, uh-huh. That’s a deep lift right there. – Yeah. Drop down. – Okay. – Whoo! – I’m starting to get a little tight in my throat. – Whoo! – Woman: Whoo! – Hey, uh, guys. – Woman: Yeah? Let’s make sure that we have Pete’s death medicine. – ( coughs ) – He keeps touching his throat. If this is how I die, I’ll be so mad. I die doing Kevin Hart’s “What the Fit.” He’s really shutting down over here, guys.

Sounds like an Onion article. So what I’m gonna do right now is I’m gonna tape a blanket – so it stays in place. – If they weren’t in here would we do this or we just throw it in the truck? – Just throw that shit in there. – I’m gonna be honest with you– Like do you ever just throw shit in the truck? – I do not. – You’re a really noble guy.

You should ( bleep ) my mom. ( laughs ) She needs it so she can get off my back. ( imitating mom ) “Pete, what are you doing?” “Living my life!” Sorry. Pete: All right, man. There you go. – Oh, all right! All right. – There you go. That’s the thing about Rock ‘n’ Roll, baby, you gotta know how to rock and roll. Right? All right, this is ready. – Let’s get this one out. – Well, it’s not fully ready yet. – No, this is 100% ready. – It’s not the real Rock ‘n’ Roll way. Shrink wrap all the way up to here. – Yeah. – Then you’re going to stretch it. – Yeah. – And then wrap the corner. Hey, man, how important is this couch? – Ah! Shit! – We might as well get them a new couch. This is so much. Like, I’ll just get you guys a new couch. – Yeah. – All right, this is ready. – It is not ready. – So, Pete should take this outside now. – And by the way, you don’t do nothing. – Ah, man. – ( laughs ) – Kevin: You’re sitting here just watching.

Okay, oh, God, Pete. Oh, no, Pete! Pete, you can’t take a smoke break, Pete! I’m sorry, guys. Pete, no. Pete, this isn’t our house, Pete. ( bleep ) Yeah! Come on, you know you’re gonna make the crew do that shit. – Get in here! – Pete, we got shit to do, Pete. – Pete: Yeah! – And judging by those leaves on there, they don’t use that trampoline much.

So you need to get the hell off it. – Doesn’t look that safe, Pete. – All right! Hey, look, it’s grandma’s… ( meows ) – Kevin: Oh, God. – I’m sorry. I’m sorry y’all had to hear that. ( laughing ) Oh, God! Okay. All right, this is going outside. Brother, this is ready to go on the truck. I got you, Kevin. Yeah, there you go. Let’s do it. – Ready? Where do you want me to go? – Pete: I’m gonna open the door. – Where do you want me to go? I got it. – I want you to do is – to grab the wrap– – I got it. I got it. You got it in the back? I got it in the front. Biggest thing with the movers is communicating, baby, so don’t let me hold it by myself. – I got you, Kevin. I’m right behind you. – I’m losing grip, baby.

– Baby, I’m losing grip, you got it? – I got it. You got it, Pete? Is he in the back? – I’m right here in the back. – You got it? – Coming down, Pete! – You’re scaring me, Kevin. – Pete! Pete! – Kevin, you’re scaring me. – Kev! – Pete, hold on, Pete! – ( grunts ) – There you go. – Goddamn! – Come on, Kev.

– Goddamn, Pete! Stop! – All right! – Right here, Pete. – Go ahead and leave it right here. – Right here! – We’re gonna put the lift gate down. Right here. Hey, Pete, between me and you, they gotta come get this theyself. – Let them come out and do this. – Let’s go to In-N-Out. Hey, you gotta do a better job of wrapping. ‘Cause look at me, I’m secure. You had this part. All my shit stayed. This is your stuff. – So you gotta do a better job. – That’s the most exercise I’ve done. – I tried telling Kevin… – Kevin: Oh, my God! …that we, uh, gotta wrap the couch in full.

Didn’t work out. Kevin: I feel like I’m doing everything myself. Oh, my God. Do you wrap these up, too? Movers: No, we do not wrap up the cushions. These just go on. I got the cushions. – ( frames breaking ) – Oh, my goodness. Oof. Yeah, man. – Whoa! – Oh! Man, that was their dead grandma’s urn. Come on, man, like… What happened? – Maybe this house is haunted or something. – Somebody broke the vase. No, I had– I had the couch– I had the pillows, so somebody must have– – Pete: It was a ghost. – Pete, Kev, let’s go move the drum set. Okay, yeah. You know, I used to play a little bit, actually. – Really? – Yeah. This is just like the drum set I had. I can teach you a little bit if you want. All right. ( off-beat drum beat ) I was just making sure your tones is right.

Of course, of course. – Hey, yo, Kev. – I was in a band. Hey, hey, Pete. No, no, Pete, Pete. What? That’s not ours! We’re moving. You think they’re gonna put that in their next fridge? ( laughter ) Oh, wait, Pete. Ask me a question. Just anything. Hey, man, what’s up? Well, I’ll tell you what’s not up. Me and my wife. ( laughs ) The new Kevin Hart. Boy, I just flew in and let me tell you something, my arms are tired. Those are like Jerry Seinfeld’s actual jokes. ( laughs ) Man, anybody here got kids? Well, if you don’t, you could take mine. Pete just did a spit take. This was my act. Sold out arenas and this is my act. Right here on this drum set. – Do you play? – I do play. – You really play? Or… – I really play. Here you go, brother, you sit down and let me– Let me get a little taste of what you got, buddy. ( playing drum ) – ( coughing ) – Kevin: Whoo! – ( laughter ) – We gotta get outside, Pete Davidson is having an asthma attack right in front of our face. – Come on. – I’m okay, Kev. Can we get Pete out there in the back, Juan? Take Pete out the back.

– ( groans ) – Kevin: Pete’s not playing. Pete is having an asthma attack right now. – If I stay in there, it’ll get bad. – Pete’s really in some trouble. You guys killed Pete. ( air swishing ) Oh, yeah! – ( chuckles ) – Oh, gosh. Oh, God. This– Oh, Jesus, not like this, Pete. All right, I can hold this down in there, okay? Yeah. I’ma figure out the move. – Yes. – ( laughter ) We’re very much friends, Pete. I’m 100% your friend, Pete. Okay. All right, man. ( muffled laughter ) Okay, guys. What I’m seeing is a lot– What in the “Family Ties” is this? What type of soft-porn– what? Hey, uh, Mom? Oh, gosh.

What’s, uh, what’s going on here? – It was 1997ish. – 1990– who came up with the idea? – Cheryl: My husband. – Kevin: He said, “Let’s get sexy. – Get frisky. – And 20 years later it’s still hanging – on the wall of my house. – It should be. – This is the beginning. I love it. – Yeah. 1997. Very soft-pornish, though. Oh, my God! How much stuff do we have? This is a lot of stuff. Are you taking all of this stuff? Well, yeah, I mean, I have to get rid of some clothing, but this is mostly junk.

We gotta get rid of some stuff. Let’s do a yard sale. Here, all your junk. Get all the junk. This is junk. – We’re gonna call this junk. – Cheryl: Keepsakes. No keepsakes, no keepsakes. You’re a hoarder. – This is a– – I’m not really a hoarder! This just became an episode of “Hoarders.” ( chuckles ) – You know what this is? It’s my first baby. – What’s that? – Are you serious? – That was Lucy. – Her dog’s ashes. – Unfortunately, she’s not with us anymore. – Well, no, she’s here. – She’s right here. – Lucy’s here. – Lucy. How long have you had this? So she died when Stevie was two, Stevie’s twelve. ( laughs ) Oh, my God. But she died a horrible death, so… keepsakes. Oh, my God. ( laughs ) – You ready? You ready? – Oh, my God. – Little teeth. – She has a box full of teeth. – Should I put it with the ashes? – Uh, okay, well those teeth– it’s time for them to go in the trash. Now I’m going to make a necklace out of them. – Oh, my gosh. – ( laughter ) I can’t– ( quiet laughter ) How you doing, buddy? You all right? It’s like a Make A Wish episode.

– You okay. – Yeah, man, I’m okay. I talked them into having a garage sale. – Okay. – They’re gonna sell some of the junk. Also, we went through memory lane, – Mm. – Uh, she has all the kids’ teeth. – Still, to this day. – Yo, I’m out, that’s weird. – Yeah. – If I stay any longer she’ll have our teeth, you know what I mean? So…

No, it’s definitely turned into an episode of “Get Out.” Cheryl: Oh, this is a good idea for a yard sale. Kevin: This is, right? We’re gonna get rid of a lot of stuff right now. I don’t know if anyone’s gonna buy this stuff. – Oh, yeah. Get it. – Yeah, right? Tack it on. – Ah! – Oh, there you go. Now that, I’m not gonna lie to you. That’s dope. Yeah, man. This is really… I mean, you want people over here? This is how you get people to buy stuff, man.

You know, don’t make no dumb, cute, yard sale. ( shouting ) Hey! Buy my shit! – There you go. – Bet you my idea works. Anybody want to buy my shit? – Hey, buy my shit. – It’s a little aggressive. Hey, I almost died today I’m gonna live my life. So everything that you’re selling has to be sold with a story. Let me tell you a story about these scarves. These scarves were got when we went to Madrid. Don’t matter if you’ve been to Madrid or not. The conversation sells it. Here we go, people are coming, look alive, look alive. People are coming. Mom, put your hat on. Put your hat on, you look real– it makes you look really good. – Oh, yeah. – Everybody act natural. All right, everybody look natural, look like we belong. – Hey! – Hey, what up? – How are you? – Hey.

Look at this very cool pencil case made out of a horse. – That’s not just any pencil case. – Yeah, that’s not just any– Pete: You guys are not good. Leonardo DiCaprio used to use that in school. – Kevin: There you go. – What? – That’s Leonardo DiCaprio’s pencil case. – Cheryl: How about this? Hey, I’ll blow you if you take all this shit. – Okay. – ( laughter ) You guys don’t know how to sell stuff, man. I’m from the streets. ( laughing ) “I’ll blow you if you take…” – All these items are great items. – Pete: Sure. This hat was actually worn by Tom Hanks. – ( laughter ) – Uh, Tom Hanks wore it at– There you go! Now wait a minute, sir. $40 for everything. Pete: Whatever that is just give it us! – It’s $40. – That’s good, give it all to us. And it all goes to charity, in Pete Davidson’s pocket.

Kevin: How are you guys doing? Those aren’t just any plastic forks, and spoons, and knives. – Those are… – They’re not. They’re champagne flutes. Those are champagne flutes. They’re actually modeled after the gentleman who owns this house’s penis. Very big flutes. This is really cool. This is like Dolce & Gabbana, but I’ll give it to you for $9. Yo, I’ll give you this for a dollar. Come back. I’ll give you all of this for a dollar. There you go. – One dollar? – One dollar, I swear. – Pete: Oh yeah! – Cheryl: What kind you got? Hey! Give me a dollar! Don’t run off with that shit! – ( laughter ) – I’m watching you! Kevin: Pizza is always welcome here, thank you, – thank you. – Yeah! Look at that sale! – Yes. Hey, we did it! Yeah! – Oh, my God! – Pete: Here you go, man. – Kevin: Thank you, brother.

– Kevin: Appreciate you. – Pete: Have a good one. – Rock ‘n’ Roll movers! – $61.43. All right, all right, they got it. We’ll give you a Twitter shout out. Kevin: Who got the money, guys? – I got the money. – Kevin: Rock ‘n’ Roll movers! We got pizza, guys! Guys, I’ll be honest, moving is a lot tougher than we thought. Uh, as you can see, stuff got broken, Pete had an asthma attack, uh, we found out that a lady loves her dog way too much. More importantly, we’re trying to sell stuff – because they’re also hoarders. – Three dollars. This is another episode of “What the Fit.” I’ma go check on Pete, but from the look of things, Pete Davidson is still on his last leg. Uh, I gotta go check on my friend. I’ll see you guys next week. Hey, when Kevin Hart says jump, you say, “How high?” When I say click, you say, “How hard?” With that being said, I want you to click these videos and watch more episodes of “What the Fit.” Do it.

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Karate with Rebel Wilson and Kevin Hart

Kevin: All right! I’m excited. – Extremely excited – I’m pumped. about this particular episode of “What the Fit.” I am Kevin Hart, and today– Oh, my God, I got my funny sister. Rebel Wilson, I’m a fan. Aww, that’s so nice. And I’m a massive fan of yours. I only met you, like, on one talk show. Yes, and you got to kick me in the balls. I think I was showing off my fight skills, which I’d done in a movie, “Pitch Perfect 3.” And I was showing, like, just how hard I can kick guys in the balls.

– Yeah. – Which is pretty hard. ( Kevin laughs ) Because of your amazing kick, listen to the idea that I came up with. – Okay. – What I wanted to do is, go to like, a dojo, like, a karate– – Shh. Yeah. – A karate class. – ( gong clashes ) – Hi-yah! It’s not just going to the gym with your trainer. No, no! This is about showing different ways to move, different way to be active.

I don’t know whether you know this, but I have a background in karate. Back in the day, my sensei said I was so good, he wanted to enter me in an all-star novice martial arts tournament. There was two categories, kata and kumite. – The kata is like… – Whoa. And you make the sound effects and stuff. I got a gold medal. Kevin: I studied a little bit myself. My mom bought me a karate book.

I think I was a black belt in… 35 minutes? ‘Cause I got through the book so fast. What style of karate was it? Uh, this was classic. I did that, then I started up a website. Kevinhartkarate.com. Basically, you would never mess with either of us if you saw us on the street. Oh, no, I’ll ( bleep ) you up. – Yeah. – ( gong clashes ) ( martial arts music ) ( grunting, shouting ) Whoa. That one’s got a knife! Nice. Nice. Tight. Nope, not today. – Not today. – No. – Thank you. Hello! – Hi! – Take the shoes off. – Are we allowed– should we take our shoes off? Take shoes off, please. Shoes off. Put ’em over here, sir? – Yes, please. – Okay. – All right. – Yeah, I remember this in the book.

It said don’t walk on the dojo floor – with your shoes. – Yes. Okay. Please come in. – ( exhales ) – Ooh! – That’s spongey. – Oh, yeah! You studied martial arts before? – Self taught. – Self taught. One book is called “Karate From Behind.” – I did that one in 30 minutes. – That sounds sexual. Another book was called “Right Foot Up, Left Foot Down, One, Two, Hi-yah.” That was with pop-ups. I think that was for kids, but I still read it. Can I see some– those moves? I got no problem with that, buddy. Yeah, just show us your best moves. – Start here? – Your best moves. So, I’m going– I’m going knee, I’m going body, head. – All right, do not laugh. – Oh. All right. ( bleep ) That seemed like two knees, didn’t it? I can’t laugh when I do it. Just hold up. Hold up. I gotta make sure I got a serious face. – There was no body or head that time. – Just pay attention. All right. Okay, here we go. I don’t know about that leg thing. Kevin: Ready? Here we go. – That’s not– – Knee, body, head. – All right, that’s the one. – Where was the head? – Kicking somebody’s head, – Yeah.

And they’re, like– and I’m not even that tall. – Hold your hand right– – I don’t think you were that high, though. – Hold your hand right there. – Okay, I will. Knee, body, head. No, but, see, the head’s here. – I kicked there. – I didn’t feel anything. Well, it’s ’cause it’s so fast. Last thing I’ll show you, sir, is just a typical takedown. – ( grunting ) – Oh, that was good. ( shouting ) – Cool! – Sensei: All right. – All right. – Cool, I liked that one at the end.

Rebel: I studied a form of karate called JKA Shotokan karate. Kevin: Ah. There you go. Oh! – Yeah. – Oh, my God. – Yah! – You should have just read a book. You should’ve did the book. I did actual training, though. – I don’t– – Like, I didn’t need the book. I don’t know if you did. Okay, I got uniform for you. What? Ooh. Thank you, Sensei. – And this for you. – Rebel: Ooh! – I got it. – You gotta watch out. Yeah, just wanted to show you– Okay, you gonna start this white belt. – White belt? – Yes. That’s not for me. Ooh, yeah! Whoo! – How are you, Sensei? – Hi, Sensei. What belt is this? There was just this man out by the vending machine.

– Yeah. – And he had this black belt, – and I said, – But you know what? “Excuse me, emergency.” I’m going to show you how to tie belts, though. Let’s take it off. This one first. – Okay. Are you– – Ah, he’s getting the white belt, because you’re a junior. And then I just keep the black belt? Just keep the black belt, – or you wanna… – No. – You gotta let him– – This is not really black belt. I mean, it’s a black belt. Kevin: When you put these on, though… – Okay. – Yeah. Most important for martial arts, when you punch-kicking, you don’t do quietly.

You have to yell– called “kiai.” You don’t have to say “kiai.” You yell loud like this. ( shouts ) Let me hear your kiai. Bitch! I think when you did it, it just sounded like you were saying the word “bitch.” He said it doesn’t have to be the word “kiai,” and if I’m on the streets, I’m doing what I’m thinking I’ma say. Uh, no, no. Let’s do the “kiai.” Let’s go with the “kiai.” – Let’s go with the “kiai.” – Okay. – ( high-pitched ) Kiai! – Uh. – ( high-pitched ) Kiai! – More macho one. ( deep voice ) Kiai. – Kiai. – How about your “kiai”? – Jeff! – That’s an ex. It is clearly– – Yeah, I ( bleep ) hate Jeff. – I know you do. – Can I call you– – Rebel. – Amy. – Oh, oh! Amy! You’ve seen “Pitch Perfect.” – Yes.

Can I call you Amy? – He’s seen “Pitch Perfect.” – You wanna call me– – Have you seen– have you seen this movie, “Central Intelligence”? I call “Kevin,” because my son’s name is Kevin, too. Oh, not one of my movies. He’s not a fan. – Let’s break with this palm. – Yeah. – This is what I’ve been waiting for. – Ooh, ooh. – I’m coming back. – Who wants to start first? – Rebel. You got it, Reb. – Oh, my– You’re going to hold this one for her. Yeah, I’ll hold it for you.

That’s an actual bit of wood. Yes, come on. What are you doing? Let’s go. It’s okay. You can do it. I tend not to break wood. ( laughs ) Wait a second, though. ( chuckles ) – Use the palm. – Okay. Speed is important. Snap, then back. – Okay. – So, kiai! Okay? Okay. Ready? And kiai! ( screaming ) I wanna do it. I wanna do it. You wanna get some of this wood? – Watch out for splinters. – ( growling ) – Kiai! – ( screams ) ( both screaming ) – Do you want– – Yeah! ( bleep ) – We’re gonna do your nunchuck. – Okay.

Ooh! Okay, want to kinda stay away so you don’t hit each other. – Okay. Yeah, yeah. – I know how to do this. Snap and bring in, like that. All right, I remember my first pair of nunchucks. I remember it like yesterday. Mother ( bleep ). Get some. Get some, ( bleep ). ( panting ) Now this is some exercise. Sensei: Okay. Good, good. Boop. I’m just warming up. Now, I know how to do the nunchucks, okay? ( music playing ) ( up-tempo music playing ) – Kiai! – All right! It’s just like that, Kev. We’re gonna see which one of you fights better against black belts. – Yes! – Got you, got you. Whoever’s gonna do good, you may earn the new belt. – Ooh! – I like it. Let’s go. – Whoo! – Let’s go. Cut this ( bleep ). – We could get a new belt. – Let’s do it. Bring ’em in. Bring on the black belts.

Are any of these black belts single or… There’s about to be some sushi in here ’cause I’m about to cook them raw. ( Kevin chuckles ) You need some nunchuck. All I see is bacon. ( martial arts music playing ) Back your ass up! Back your ass up! Back your ass up! Mother ( bleep )! Back your ass up! ( bleep ) back– back your– back your– Aah! Aah! Hot feet! Hot ( bleep )! You think I’m scared? ( screaming ) – He’s still there. – Bam! Kick your ass. Tap out! – All right. – Whoo! Can you hold my knife for me? – All right. – Thanks.

Yeah. – Put him in a body bag! – Whew! I’m gonna. – “Karate Kid.” “Karate Kid.” – All right, okay. Do you know any other lines from “The Karate Kid”? – Yeah, I got it. I got it. – Okay. ( shouting ) Yeah, twerk on him! Twerk on him! – Uh, uh, uh, uh. – Twerk on him! Pop, pop, pop. And pop it. Yeah. And get– yeah.

Yeah! Yeah, kick his– what are you doing? Kev, throw me the knife! I got him. – Here. – Throw it. – Kiai! – Ah Oh, I caught it in my sleeve. – ( grunting, shouting ) – Yes! Yeah! – Yeah! – Cut his Achilles. Yah! Yah! He can’t run. Go, Rebel! Yeah! It’s kind of hard decision, but I’m gonna choose a winner, – get the yellow belt. – Yeah. – Winner is Rebel. – Wait a minute. – Oh! – So, that’s– Sensei! Whoo! – So you got a black one for me? – Whoo! – Next time. – Sensei, I just want to say thank you for showing the world that I’m way better at karate than Kevin. If this was the awards, they would want you to wrap it up. – The music’s coming on. – Okay. And I’m just so proud. I was representing Australia, and I won. – ( music playing ) – ( cheers and applause ) Rebel, you want to tell people anything before we leave? – I just want to say– – Thank you, Rebel.

– Guys– No, Kevin– – Hey, listen, guys. – That is it for this week. – No, no, no, no. – We’ll see you next week. – I wanna say, guys, it’s really good to get out there and learn some self-defense techniques. – Yeah. – Because you never know when someone might come up to you and be like– – ( bleep ) – Kiai! – Kiai! – Damn it. ( grunting ) Tap out, Rebel. Tap out! – You tap out, ( bleep ). – Don’t call me a ( bleep ). – ( bleep ) – Oh, you got my neck. You got my neck. – God damn! She got my neck. – Ah! I ain’t gonna tap out. You got to kill me. – So, guys, – You got to kill me.

Basically, there’ll probably be some really cool karate classes in your local area that you can go to. I can’t keep my eyes open. Shh, shh, shh. ( snoring ) And, um, it’s just a really fun way to exercise, and meet some new friends, and learn some new discipline techniques. – That was a fake– – ( screaming ) Hey, what’s going on? This is Kevin Hart, your comedy sensei. To see more of what you saw today, all you gotta do is click here and subscribe to my YouTube channel, and “Laugh Out Loud.” Do it! Because I can break boards with words.

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Top FITNESS JÍDLA do 50 Kč

Hi guys, welcome to the new video Dad and son in the kitchen..here is my today´s guest, my son hi guys, how you can see, we both are fashion wings, boobs, everything… fashion is a basis of good cooking today we have 2 exclusive recipes for you they are very good, we were choosing them a long time one recipe will be sweet, and second recipe will be salt these recipes are made from basic, cheap and fitness ingredients…so they will be for everybody for begginers, advanced and for superhumans too this food eat horses and Kuba can eat it too, so you don´t have to be afraid give it to children you will be look like me you want it the first recipe will be Family fitness pizza because you mostly don´t cook only for you, but for whole family I´m a parent so I will show you a recipe for whole family we´ll need eggs, curd defatted, because it´s the cheapest we´ll need cheese, ham also some cheap and oatmeal and that´s all so let´s do it..Kuba, prepare eggs you´re expert for it I don’t want to see the eggs anymore one egg?…yes now add whole curd and oatmeal who wants thicker dough can use whole oatmeal who wants softer dough can use finely ground oatmeal but it doesn’t matter Kuba open the curd I´ll prepare these oatmeal 140g Mix it so this is a dough base you have to mix it then you will give it on a metal plate with a backing sheet now it’s up to you how you do it if you want bigger pizza or smaller and thicker the benefits of this recipe are that´s healthy and it´s very cheap you can buy more expensive ham or cheese but we bought very cheap ingredients and they are also healthy that´s great you can eat cheaply and healthy it´s also for yung boys, because every family has oatmeal at home every family has some ham or cheese at home and every family has some eggs at home so for young boys it´s not so hard cook it you don´t have to eat only chicken with rice a lot of recipes exist, just don’t be lazy now we have the finished dough and now spread it over the baking sheet equally whenever Monika doing it, it’s round and accurate mainly that it has these macronutrients there are a lot of manners of curds defatted, semi-fat or fat this defatted, which doesn´t have any fat it´s very good but you can use another one we choosed this, because it was the most cheap how Kuba said, we were trying choose ingredients of best quality, but the cheapest for whole recipe you will pay about 50 CZK the whole pizza and I think that 2 maybe 3 people will eat so now we gave it a shape now let’s bake it in the oven 10 minutes, 180°C and then we´ll add ham, cheese and eggs on top I can give basil or other herbs we took basil random but you can choose anything what you see on pizza for example tomatoes or chive it doesn’t necessarily have to be exactly this now it’s up to you how much ham you put there how thick the dough you want everyone will do it as they please I didn’t want to say it in front of him, but he may be glad he has me, because he´s so senile he forgot half of what we wanted to buy so I had to remind him now we go to sweet Kuba I love you, finally you are good son we have a finished corpus, now we have to put on it the ingredients we want and we’ll put it back in the oven so corpus is done 10 minutes, 180°C and now we´ll put ingredients on it everyone can make a different pizza no matter what you put in there I choosed ham, Eidam ketchup, cherry tomatoes basil, eggs that’s enough…it’s the cheapest and the best I choosed ketchup ham, cheese and cherry tomatoes it looks almost like sexual experience in your home we put these bowls away he’s already senile I start with ham Kuba did it wrong, because he puted cheese first it won’t be good I wouldn’t want to eat it he don´t know what´s good I put six slices of ham on it it´ll be maybe 100g ham on it I put cheese did you see that in McDonald they put meat first and then cheese and then meat again? I know what I do I think that you don´t know it if you want more gains you can add chicken meat, tuna, salmon whatever you like whatever I got it done…I don´t we chose ham and cheese, because it should be the cheapest but I´m not done, because I put the egg on it now we’ll bake it again, 220°C about 10 minutes and it´ll be ready we put it in a hot oven which is not hot 200°C, hot air bye, we’ll make place for a son come here before than pizza will be done we prepare second dish and it will be sweet slices..yummy it will be yummy slices so we are preparing yummy slices so what we need coconut a little bit of pump it is supposed to put a baking powder there, but I don’t have it here is homemade honey cacao curd and eggs again what do you think about it? it´s again cheap and everybody has these things at home except that pump but you can replace it basically we made from the same ingredients pizza and dessert but I don´t know how you will whip it, because if you workout like you whip, it will be bad I have it in hand you won’t whip that way so here we go so you whip egg yolks with the honey and next you add cacao into it…

And here we whip a snow what do you think about it? so at first give me egg whites.. no no, you have to separate it we, who have ever been on a diet oh fuck, he dirty the table fuck, he dirty whole table and then he goes to the big city and father will clean up here hey man, I wonder on what attempt he made the scene how he broke it by one finger by guesstimate… what? by guesstimate… we are making sweet slices for two 120kg men try it by guesstimate four eggs?..yes now is fourth it looks good one more I think you should have done the opposite, because you will whip these egg whites in this glass bowl I ruined it by mistake…by mistake? now yolk has fallen into it fuck it fuck it I added a spoon of honey to it by guesstimate honey is homemade, it´s good should I whip it? you have to whip the snow at first so now we have time about 10 minutes the second part includes egg yolks which I will whip with honey and then I´ll add cacao one spoon adequately now I have time about 20 minutes, than he´ll be done Hans has forgotten the pizza in the oven oh fuck I forgot on the pizza but my pizza looks pretty fresh but Kuba´s pizza these cherry tomatoes under it mainly that fashion I´m dying that´s good like this not snowing neither at Filip slowly so Kuba whiped snow from egg whites cherries again I prepared sheet of tin baking sheet…Kuba whiped egg whites, here he whiped egg yolks with honey and cacao now he mix it together and the basis will be done then we pour it on the dough and let’s bake it’s not brown coconut is then put into the dough we forgot we forgot on the pump without the pump it didn´t rise and it would be very thin you know how the pump reacts it´s the same with this cake now it looks good the basis is to have a dirty whole kitchen and now we put it in the oven on 10 minutes, 180°C and then we pull it out…meantime we prepare a filling do you prepare the filling? do you know how to do it? the dough is baking so now we prepare the filling the filling will be made of curd coconut and honey we use honey to make it sweeter and to keep it together What the fuck are you doing again?…Do you have spoon? in today’s shooting we’ve already dirty about twelve spoons give two curds there so we use honey, because it´s natural product I have homemade honey…who doesn´t have honey it´s fucked up, because if you don´t have honey you can´t have anything else and you can´t do this recipe we are using defatted curd but only because of price who wants more calories, more gains can add semi-fat curd or full fat curd me personally or Kuba, we are both ektomorfs…are you ektomorf? yes, you made me that way I made him so we both can use full fat curd because full fat curd is certainly better than defatted curd deffated things are from 90’s when everyone thought everything defatted was good but it´s not true but this defatted curd is cheaper than normal curd so if we were only looking at the price we choose this one done? do you think it will be little? now we wait for the dough to finish cool down cover by fullfil, put in the fridge and we can serve it easy bussiness yummy sweet slices, very easy it looks very good! we do it for the first time and it will be good always no, it does not matter the name matches it just a minute and it´ll be done we pull it out of the oven I have advice for you for beginners like me use cutting board, because look at my kitchen unit the coals from water pipe fell on it and I burned through this kitchen unit if you have anything hot use cutting board and my father is fireman, Kuba´s grandpa so I let it cool down on 30 minutes to the balcony a then we fill it up I had sprinkled the balcony by BCAA before so the pigeons don´t give a shit here you don´t have to worry about having a shit on the dough what pigeons are flying at night? at night flying these most insidious pigeons which give a shit secretly but not at my balcony we have here beginning of our yummy sweet slices holding how glued we let him cool down so let´s go…we cut it in half fill up,we fold in half we cut the corners and we´ll taste it say something it’s in the pussy the last anointing dude when Monika sees that I’m cutting it on the plate, she’ll kill me is it not too thin? no, man that’s how it should be if I put a baking powder there it inflates, but I put there the pump and it inflates too, but then it collapsed after training, you know it looks good smear it you have to put everything in there, we’ll count the macronutrients it must be precisely fuck, you didn’t put everything there look at this it looks good I look forward to it it looks like we’ve ever done it before but this was the first time yummy sweet slice almost done, I cut the edges and I think that it doesn´t look like from Instagram but it´s real mainly we don´t make fashion cakes but macro friendly cakes and cheap cakes if you will have good macros and a lot of money, chicks come you are so wheezing as if you doing workout I´m so concentrate how i look at Masterchef I fully see Přemek how he looks at me and I’m stressed out of it so yummy sweet slices fitness version so these are our yummy sweet slices now we go for pizza and we serve it it´s like a wax so now we’re just going to decorate it Kuba has already decorated it, by this withered basil I put fresh basil on it and we taste it he don´t save it now I decorate it by fresh basil a little on digestion so family fitness pizza yummy sweet slices macros and recipes you can find down in the label macros which are in one serving of this pizza are 50g proteins, 120g carbs 15g fat but you can add what you want, for example chicken meat and you will have 10 grams proteins more you can make macros like you want but you will count it yourself yumm sweet slices here is the recipe, here are macros and we are going to taste so at the end of this video we have to taste it Kuba taste my pizza and I taste his pizza homemade fitness pizza with that, I’d broke a neighbor´s windows if she excite me I’ll eat it like that It taste like “langoš” it´s good, I like it I like on Kuba´s pizza that design these hidden tomatoes under ham I’m older, I’m worried about my teeth it´s not funny to bite into the stone it´s not bad that it has such macros it´s not bad you have to close your eyes and eat on a scale of 1 to 10 for taste I give you 9 but it´s tough like a dick my grandma without denture wouldn’t eat it so I give you 6 points if I would evaluated design 3 of 10 but taste 8 points…dude you said that it´s good show it soft soft, nice dough flexible dough it´s top you don’t feel oatmeal at all it’s soft, it´s very good I wouldn’t be afraid to give this to my grandmother just the egg is not good does not matter ok, we go taste yummy sweet slices this we made together so we can objectively evaluate it if I would objectively evaluate it, my pizza is better than Kuba´s pizza I admit it is better but it´s really good and put on it maybe bacon or chicken meat we don’t do it that often so we are not yet so skilled at it but if you will do it regularly, I think it will be good so yummy slices this is really good! it’s a dessert or a snack between meals but it´s so good! you have to count on the fact that it is healthy and if there is something healthy, it won’t be mega top but it´s really good it’s soft coconut is felt it´s commonly very good it’s just a wet cake if I rate it from 1 to 10 I had better but I’ve never done anything better so I give 9 of 10 and one point down because I made it with Kuba so if you want next recipes which you don´t know, which are not chicken with rice write it us to comment if you want next episodes of dad and son in the kitchen write us to the comment and we prepare something for you Have a nice day, follow Kuba on Instagram Kuba´s Youtube He shoots like a fool…follow me give likes, give comments and we see in trends it´s so good I left you something yummy!! you jumped into it like into your wife

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Boxing with Evander Holyfield & Joel McHale | Kevin Hart: What The Fit Ep 8 | Laugh Out Loud Network

( upbeat music playing ) – Hey. – Well, well, well. My guy. How are you, sir? Nice car, my friend. Thanks. Put your seatbelt on, Joel. – What? – Put your seatbelt on. I always put my seatbelt on. I’m making sure you put your seatbelt on. And I usually wear a helmet, but… In the car? You wear a helmet? Yes, you can never be too safe. First of all, for everybody watching, this is Joel McHale. – Hi. – The funny Joel McHale. Thank you. I’ve had three shows cancelled in the last two years, guys. Joel, that doesn’t mean that you’re not funny. It means that the people just don’t get it. That’s right. That’s the problem. See that? That’s it right there. I try and move every day, and you should, too. Today, we’re gonna go work out. Yeah, what are we doing? We’re gonna box today. – Uh… – We are boxing today. You know, I don’t– I’ve never boxed before. Actually, then that makes it that much better. It’d be dope if we fought, if we, like, did a little sparring match, me and you.

How about we play golf? What are you talking about? No. I’m about to take Joel McHale and make Joel McHale an action star today. So what if I told you that I had one of the best people coming with us? The best person to help us out? – I said one of the best. – One of the best. One of the best. He flew in just for us. This guy is gonna teach us to box, right? He’s gonna give us some pointers. He’s gonna put us through some drills so we can have a good workout. Like, so, Clubber Lang? I don’t– okay. Um, Ivan Drago? He’s one of the best. He was built by the Soviet Union.

All right, yeah, you’re not even naming real people at this point. Those robots they used in that Hugh Jackman movie? All right. Do you wanna come in with me? Uh, I’ll stay here. – You sure? – Yep. Yep, yep, yep. – I’m gonna get him myself– – All right, fine. I’m gonna go in there and– – Don’t be stupid, man. – I’m gonna get a neck pillow. – No, stay in, stay in. – No, it’s fine.

Oh, wait, does he have checked luggage? That’s why I told you to stay in the car, Joel. If you’re gonna be an ass, I would’ve told you to stay in the car. Anybody wants a picture of Kevin Hart, you just step right on up. He’s very excited. Yeah. You get right in there, guys. Don’t even make a line. Just start taking photos. I’m picking up my friend. Just give me a second, guys.

– Don’t listen to him. – Don’t even make a line. Kevin Hart, right here. Guys, get in there. Just come on. Just surround Kevin Hart. – Yeah, look at that. – Thank you, guys. – I really appreciate it. – Looks like a family reunion. – Thank you, man. – Come on over. Take a photo. I’m just picking up my friend. You cannot be taller than him though, all right? – You wanna hold the baby? – No, I don’t wanna– There it is, yeah.

Great. That’s something she’ll remember for a long time. Yeah, that’s great. Thank you for a great pic. – ( cries ) – Thank you, guys. – Great. That’s great. – Thank you so much. Yeah, yeah. Of course, of course. – What’s your name? – No. Joel. Just step up and you take a photo. Oh, here we go. Evander Holyfield, everybody! – How are you, sir? – I’m good. How are you, man? Joel McHale, Evander. He’s gonna be with us today, all right? – Okay. – Get the bag. Come on, champ. Bye-bye, guys. Bye-bye. – How was the flight, man? – Everything’s good. That’s good. The least you could do is get the door. Yo, let me get the door for you. Yes. – Joel! Joel! – What? We got a ( bleep ) ticket, man! You got a ticket? I told you to stay in the car. It’s not my fault. There’s a lot of kids around here. They don’t like cursing. You’re paying this, man. I’m so sorry that Kevin Hart cursed around you, guys.

Kevin: Tickets piss me off, Joel. $58 in a loading zone. If you had stayed in the car, I wouldn’t have a ticket. Yeah! Champ, I am ready. I want you to show me what you can do yourself. Without you helping me. Okay. – Then I add on to it. – Uh, all right. I’m not a big boxer so, uh… What’s this called? A disclaimer. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You got– you got snot all over your nose. In boxing, there’s snot! I’m not– I’m not touching his hands. Okay. You can already tell, coach, – like, I’m that guy. – Oh, okay.

You know what I’m saying? I’ve always been that guy. You look like you’re avoiding, like, a bee or a fly. – What is that? – Well, you know… You see what I’m saying, coach? You’re in, like– that’s the sequel – to the thriller video. – You see what I’m saying? How do you get away from punches? I don’t need to. Boom, catch it. Pull you forward. Bang. Everybody, rope and… your timing is almost like– when I fight, I got a rhythm. It ain’t how high you get. It’s in little bitty steps. There you go. Okay. Champ, did your mom used to whip your ass with one of these? Mines did. Ah, no! No more! I ain’t gonna get no more F’s! ( crying ) Flashbacks. Evander, can we do something else, please? These ropes ain’t good for my psyche.

What we’re gonna do, we’re gonna hit the bag. Get your balance right where you can– how much power you can get by just having your feet – in the proper place. – Got it. Can you guys lower this for Kevin? – No, that’s fine. – This has to be lowered. That’s the thing. It ain’t the– it ain’t the size of the dog. It’s the bite. – You know what I mean? – No, not really. Better not say– better not say “bite”. – Yeah. – Yeah. – Yeah. – He’s gonna kill you. He’s not gonna kill me. It’s just trash-talking. Let me show you how to hit it one time. Let me hold it while you give it a couple, huh? Okay. Hold on, now. That’s all you got? Shit. Shit. Okay. Stop it, Dad! Just love me, Dad! Why didn’t you love me, Dad? Why didn’t you love me? You don’t like me because I do comedy, Dad? ( blubbering ) Thank you for my inner monologue. It got me through a lot of stuff, Kevin. Kevin, wait, wait, wait. Let’s try something. Let’s try something. Go ahead. Go ahead. Boxing is not a game.

What did you just say? Who are you talking to? Who are you talking to? It’s me, Kevin, a bag with no arms or legs. You talking to me? Kevin, don’t you recognize me? We did a buddy cop movie two years ago. – That’s your ass, man. – Loser. You decided to talk anyway. Rocky! Adrian! You say something else, bitch? – A little bit more work. – Back punch. You are so lucky Chris Tucker retired. What else we got to do, champ? Now y’all got to get into the ring. – And spar? – Yeah, spar.

You’re damn right we do, because I’m feeling it. Hi, I’m Joel McHale. I’m gonna kick Kevin Hart’s ass in the ring today. – Everybody knows it. – Let me tell you something, Joel. – Yes. – You got hands, and then after that, you got fists. But if you brought mines up, I suggest you find your own way to school, because where I’m going, there ain’t gonna be no books. It’s only gonna be mats and sneakers. Shit. I’d like to just declare that we just witnessed the world’s record for the longest analogy in the history of the Earth, everyone. Amazing. Kevin Hart just pulled it off right here. I can’t imagine when that will ever be broken.

I don’t know if anybody here has edu.net, but that’s where Joel’s next movie is premiering. It’s an educational film on how to watch Kevin Hart movies without falling asleep and hitting your head on the seat in front of you. All right! That’s enough of this shit! Enough of it! Let’s just fight! Evander, can we just get to the fight? God damn it! – If I could just say a few more things. – No, Joel! Did we really need a “Ride Along 2,” everyone? I will finally stop this man…

– Jesus Christ. – …from making “Ride Along 3.” – Enough, Joel. – “Think Like A Man, Too.” – Did you want that? No. – Okay. You know who did? One person, Kevin Hart. And he got it. And we suffered as a country. I will put that right in the ring right now! Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls around the world, welcome to “It’s No Laughing Matter!” And in this corner, standing six-foot four inches tall, two hundred and fifteen pounds… Yeah. Joel “Banana Hammock” McHale! All right. – Hi. – How you doing? – Joel. – Joel. And in this corner, weighing one hundred and forty pounds, standing allegedly five-foot four inches tall… I had my hood down. I couldn’t see. Kevin “The Hitman” Hart! Put the ring down, girl. You see I got to get in there? Do the thing.

I don’t know why you acting like you ain’t seen me – walking up in here. – Come on in. Shit. Get off me, Joel. Get off of me. It’s my intro. Oh! Reveal. Reveal. Bow, dougie, pop, pop, pop. Hey, hey, hey, hey. – I’m ready. – In this corner, Gary Coleman making a comeback from the dead. This is ridiculous. I don’t support the objectification of women in boxing. Aw, yeah. ♪ Go, here we go ♪ ♪ Go, here we go ♪ I don’t need headgear. Gentlemen, center of the ring. Wait, now I look like an idiot in my headgear. No, you don’t. You look great. Come on, man. Evander, who looks cooler, with or without the headgear? – You look great, both. – Both look great. All right. What was that? Showtime! Let’s rumble. Go! Wait. Ref, before we start, please, don’t hit me on this side of my face. Well, don’t hit me in the face at all. That’s why I’m wearing this. I just bleached all my teeth, so I don’t– All of them? Yeah.

I bleached– even the back ones. Because you can’t tell if you don’t. – It looks good. No, no. – So don’t hit my– Anywhere near here. All right, I’m not gonna ( bleep ) with your teeth. Are you ready? Come on. Box! Wait, last thing. I swear to God. I dislocated this shoulder when I was seven. – I will stay away– – Stay away from this. I got to shoot a movie in a month. – Okay. – So don’t ( bleep ) me up. Uh, I just waxed all my genital area. So I’m a little sensitive right here. – Okay. – So just avoid– Stay away from there. Because I have a lot of ingrown hairs and stuff. Let’s have a good ( bleep ) fight. I won’t hit you here. Don’t hit me there. Let’s go. Go, Hitman. All right, give him what he wanted. ♪ Now or never ♪ What are you guys doing? How long are the rounds? Yeah, how long are these? Is that the first round or no? – Slipped, slipped. – Come on, man. Break, break! Ah. No, Mom! No, Mom.

No, Mom! Call the time, Evander! Nah. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. – Go down, man. – Ow, ow, ow. Why don’t you fight like real men? Just go down. Now, stop! Go down! – Go down, man! – Okay, okay, okay. Ref: One! Back into your corner. Two, three, four, five. Wait, he up? – What the ( bleep )? – Leave your gloves on. I’m just taking a quick break. Oh, God. ( “Waltz Of The Snowflakes” playing ) – Hey, come on! – Water? That’s cheating. Ow, ow! – Come on. – Ow, ow, ow. That’s it! That’s it, Joel! God damn it’s cold! ( music continues ) Ref: Disqualified! Everyone’s disqualified. – Water disqualification? – Evander: It’s over. Y’all guys are disqualified. – Touch gloves. – That’s great. – Good shit, man. – You did great.

Your skin looks amazing when it’s wet. Thank you, ref. You called a good fight. – Whew! – You can have this. Evander, thank you for everything. If you want, I can treat you to Cinnabon. – Oh! – You want a Cinnabon? – Do you like Cinnabon? – You like Cinnabon? – Nah. – Come on. If you wanna watch more of me, Kevin Hart, click the videos. And why not subscribe to my comedy channel, Laugh Out Loud? Click the logo. It’s free. Get clicking. .

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